Power Lor.......

juz had lunch at home....
not real fantastic or sumptious...
but still can make it la....

while eating...
saw a little article at e bottom of Sin Ming Newspaper....
some bloke juz won a record breaking US$340 million PowerBall jackpot!!!!
FYI...PowerBall is the US equivalent of Singapore's Toto..or Big Sweep...
on a larger, gigantic, humongous, titantic, gargantuan scale...
not too sure abt e exchange rate...but according to the article...
US$340million is SG$570 million!!!!



How big is SG$570 million??
assuming i can live for another 50yrs...
itz 11.4million per yr for e nxt 50yrs....
950k a mth....
roughly 79k per day...
if T.T. Durai was peanuts....
79k/day shd b erm...macadamia nuts??
n on top of dat....
no nid to work my ass away for e nxt 50yrs!!!
itz like money dropping from e sky!!!
ok..not really...

was talkin to yc abt dis subject....
YC:" i suppose his past few lifes must be damn suay...
then can snowball until he so lucky this life...
either tt or... the next few lifes he might be damn suay lor..."
YC:"haha"

suay for e nxt few lives or rich dis life??
u choose it..........

Classic.......

i noe im evil for doing dis...
i noe i will haf karma too...
but i juz haf to do it!!!!!
im feelin damn uneasy lor!!!

i merely ask some1 to treat me a cup of barley...
which costs only 60cents...
n he tinks i treat him as a millionaire!!!
wat de fark?!?!
n besides..
i was really joking abt askin him to treat me can???!!
arghh...
yeah..itz vincent koh showin his powers on me.....
NONONO!!i stress again..i do not haf e same surname as him...
itz juz happened to haf an unwanted coincidental similarity to mine....

dear Ber has oredi beaten me to it...
by bloggin abt e classic encounter few days ago...
go read it...
itz linked at e bottom of dis entry...
mayb i shd juz make it a permanent link someday....

yah..anywae..
i decided to remove all e previous songs....
no more blue eyes blue...james blunt..or my valentine...
reason was i tried to force myself to listen to FM 93.3..
i din even last 5mins k!!!!
english songs is still for me....
more so if dey r classic old-skool type!!!
check it out!!
current playlist consist of
Depeche Mode...
Culture Beat...
Ace of Base..
Roxette...

i love old-skool.....


oh yah..here it is...
e entry abt Vincent...
My Nonsensical SIM-mate

I Live to Eat.....

WARNING!!!

dis post aint suitable for e faint-hearted...
leave if u must....
those who can take it...
read on....

went to SAFRA Tampines... to haf buffet dinner wif my parents.....

my table...

wat is a buffet without oysters?!?!?!?!?!?!?


paper steamboat.........shiok!!!


Ebi Tempura!!!! nice...!!


silky smooth mini chawanmushis!!!!
a must eat!!!


baby octopus...yum yum!!!!


chicken wings!!! nice!!!


woohoo!!! pizzas!!!!


toufus!!!!


argh!!! siew mais!!!!


satay!!!!


SHARK FINS!!!!!


california handroll!!! kaoz!!!


cakes!!!!


more cakes!!!


durian puffs!!!!! nice nice nice!!!!


ice-cream!!!!


black forest cake!!!

last but not least....

chocolates!!!!

drooling????
hahaha.......

I'm so easily pissed......

can't believe dat i get so pissed so easily nowadays....
sooo pissed dat sometimes i wish i can grab some1....
punch him in his eyes...
pluck out his chest hairs....
kick him in his balls....
ouch..yeah..
wateva...
i dun care...

only 2 out of 5 days a week...
my lessons starts at 9...
but fucking hell...i still can wake up at 9 each day...
reach skool at 10...
b4 stoning til 12....
guess im e 1st...when it comes to being pissed by myself...

n check dis out...
dis wk was lab wk...
meaning both thursday n fridays were lab...
i only had to attend either 1....
so my sim pals were discussing which day to attend.....

Sid: "Ey go thursday lab leh...Friday i got mosque...alwaez late for lab leh"

thusday came...
i was only 10mins late...
but e lab was full!
hey siao-on sim mates...
itz only a lab on programming leh... conducted by T.T Cheong...
(No..i dun tink hes related to T.T Durai)
not 5566 concert leh..
or 183 club ... wateva dey are called....
wat e fuck leh....
muz all of u come on thursday??!!
wat?
dun tell me u all go temples on fridaes.....
~@~@#$%^&*()_+_
^$%!@^*($56
arghh...
haf to control...
duwan to b send to jail bcoz of blogging...
uber-pissed...

anywae...after knowing dat my lab lesson was a sell-out...
i decided to fuck it n go home...
who cares if 5566 was coming to my lab...
anywae...Sid wasnt even there when i left...
y ask me attend thursday lab..when u r still late ????

n last nite...
went to Walas again...
dis couple was happily smooching rite in my face...
chee bye lar...
a glass of red wine n u peeps r oredi high?
judging from e amount i drank compared to dem...
i tink i nid a mass orgy liaoz...

like wat i told Ling...
im so easily pissed n irritated by lovey dovey (puke) couples nowadays...
smooching in trains...
huggin like koala bears....
yeah..not to mention those who put irritatingly lovin pictures on msn...
itz so "In My Face"...damn it
arghh....

n yah...im oso gettin fucking dependant on cars.....
no car = stay at home = no chionging no chilling....
even had a quarrel wif Ling over dis issue....
tink back..itz kindda dumb...
agree ling?
y can't i juz use e public transport and my legs??
wat happened to my legs?!?!
brought me thru e jungles of Australia n Thailand....
carried me thru Benjamin Sheares Bridge n Nicoll Highway...
now..it refuses to walk even from my place to e kopitiam opposite e road....
ultimate argghhh!!!!!!

anywae...juz to make dis post end on a happier note...
im goin to b (P)ussy-plate no more!!!
22 more dayS!!!
n no more of dat irritating yellow-red triangle...
erm..like i ever put dem up on e car.....
wahaha......

Sad.....

sad....
sad sad...
damn sad....
real sad....
haiz.....

Freaking Hot Day

went back to work today....
y?
coz my mum needed manpower...
idiotic clients like to knock on our door when we r busy....
when we r damn free...there would b no business....

n dunno issit juz me....
e weather was REAL hot today....
n i mean REALLY REALLY hot...
end up i was damn lethargic....
no mood watsoever...
basically was stoning during lecture...
yeah..i helped out til lunch b4 goin for lessons at 2pm...

even my fone decided it was to hot...n died on on me...
sorry Kat...i knew u called twice n couldnt find me...

rushed home after skool...hoping to escape from e hot sun...
n to charge my fone....
only to c Lucky nuaing too...
muz b e sun.....

mustered abit of energy to lift her head n look at me....

before goin back to nua....


yeah..Lucky is a ger...
but dun tink she noes wat is shy....

yeah..im still cravin for beef steak...
any1 has any suggestions???

Tired....Real Tired......Needing a clone.....

juz came back after a long long long nite....

caught "40-Yr-Old Virgin" wif a fren whom i din c for like 10yrs?
yeah....time flies...
we were only pri 6 back thn....
sort of lost contact after which...
n today finally got to meet her after so long...

anywae...e movie wasnt too bad....
i guess it all depends who u r watching wif.....

e show was 20mins old..
when ling called....
Ling: "Mobil accept nets hor?"
Me:............................
Me: "i tink so..............."( after gettin over e initial shock)

30mins later....
got a sms from 2 drunkards...
askin me for help....

haiz...so after e movie...
sent my date back.....
went to bukit timah to pick up 2 gers....
n sent dem home...
1 stays at woodlands...
e other Jurong East....

well...im not obliged to send dem home...
but i cant sae no rite???
haiz...
guess datz juz me.....

wtf......5am liaoz....
4hrs later still muz go for soccer.......
help....
can some1 juz clone me?????