Cheers to ....erm....singlehood??

2 years of fruitless waiting...
is more than enuff....
e last thing i wanna noe was she realli patched up wif her bf...(again)
goin for guiness stout world recordz liaoz...
and she saez she had no choice....
which oso equates to i wasnt even a choice....

anywae 2 yrs....at least im worth mentioning in her blog??
but hell no.....
she misses her pri 6 crush/puppy love/watever u like to call it....
instead of me...

being single isnt a big deal rite??
k fine...
sour grapes...wateva....

my fav vincent...attached for 6 yrs...and still goin strong...
hes e man...
bern...gave up singlehood last yr......
even e muslim boy sid jumped on the bandwagon recently.....

not to mention malek...yc..xm...gary...ling...yt...drey....ziping...
and many many others........
not that they are not worth listing...
it would take a mammoth effort to list out all attached personnels around me....
i got like 91350293 other attached frens....

so singles...stand out and b counted.....
nuff said...
sleep is wat i lack....
assignments is wat i owe.......
as for e others...i cant b bothered.......

sickos.....and our own paris hilton...........

came across this article in the Newpaper....

yeah...itz a pillow in the shape of female's lap..
how sick are the East Asians....
wun b surprised they come out wif a pillow in the shape of boobs.....
a cup...e cup... ff cups...world cups....
comes in all cup sizes.....

saw crow culling at boonlay interchange recently......
the guy in white is holding a rifle....
wonder wat is e criteria to become a bird shooter....
complete time crisis???
thn im qualified......

okok..so the hooha now is our veri own paris hilton...
sex vid clip...cool....
my good fren omegus sayz after watchin it...
it makes u feel like wanting to get a gf and take ur own video....
hope he does it...
i make sure the whole world gets hold of it...
wahaha....

shall end wif keet's foto...
itz suits e title of my blog....
wat did i sae? haha...

Who discovered Valentine's day????

can some1 tell me who discovered such an irritating day???

shops use it as an excuse to jack up e prices of roses....
guys use it as an excuse to pluck up their courage to talk to e ger dey admire...
hotels use it as an excuse to come up wif v day packages....
bla bla bla bla bla....

wateva...
n dun tell me itz frenship day...
rubbish i sae....

if u like it..everyday can b v day...
y muz it b feb 14
even c bangla buyin roses...
while im bloggin at home....
shall gif him some privacy...
n not post his pic.....

anywae come to tink of it...
mayb she patched up wif her ex??
datz y i wasnt even invited to her chalet...


anywae...happy v day to all couples out there...
but can i haf a wish??
i duwan to c anymore beauties wif beasts anymore......

soccer mahjong any1???????

Huat Ah......

was her 21st b'day ytd....
but i wasnt invited to her bday party if there was any.....
anyway..happy belated birthday to her again...
yeah rite...as if she reads my blog.....
unhappiness aside....
greeted by a messy sight after comin back from skool today.....

shall tidy my table later....
yeah...laterrrr....

anywae...check out e onion ring i had durin lunch today...
west mall BK...
Grace asked y im alwaez at westmall...
coz itz e nearest place from my skool dat has BK...
wahaha
anywae...heres the onion ring...

shape of an 8!!!!

HUAT AH!!!!!