My New Toy

Got myself a black Sony T300 at COMEX.....
yesh....ka-ching....
i'm officially 500bucks poorer.......
I'm just sick of my battery-sucking old Cannon powershot A520.....
that freaking old camera tells you low batt everytime you change battery, and it only uses Energizer Lithium batteries, beat that.

ok...i'm still hungry.......shall go grab some proper food......

August 29 Lunar......

after 1 month, we are back at Lunar........

no casualties this time......
the only casualty is Macallan...
3 bottles of them to be exact.....






I'm hungry............

Top 5 songs you should never let your kid listen to.....

Timbaland - The Way I Are
Your child's english teacher would properly cringe in disgustment if they hear
that from your child.
Stupid kid! its the way i is!

Any Eminem songs, particularly "The Way I Am"
Eminem songs simply have to many expletives. Stop your child from
listening to any of his songs, before your kids come around and tells you
"Ma/Pa! The Way I Am is grammatically correct! Can listen hor?"

Michael Jackson - Black or white
You really want your child do make a decision
on the skin color he should mix around with??
Ah yes, and you thought it was really a song for carrot cake.......

R Kelly - I belive I can fly
Self explanatory isnt it?
Your kid just ain't superman or a bird for the matter.
Or even Peter Petrelli.

One Republic - Stop and Stare.
Somebody's gonna get hurt. Big Time.
Never mess with Ah bengs.



Will be back with top 5 songs you SHOULD let your kids listen to.......

咸菜命

to a lesser extent.........

I don't know, it is just me or everybody else is facing the same situation.

You, comes back from work, hungry, tired and hungry.
But there is no dinner, no food, no anything for you.
Instead of a piping hot bowl of rice, you are greeted by a gust of cold air.
Fucked up, isn't it.
It seriously makes me wonder;
1. What is my maid for?
2. Where is my monthly allowance going to?
3. Is my home a home? Or just a shelter for me to spend the night.

The last straw comes when you find your best looking shirts stained yellow.
And your mum tells you, " The maid says you came back with the shirts already yellow."

CCb, Knn, !@#!$%, (insert your own vulgarities)

Your mum believes your maid, and thinks that you actually rolled in the mud after work before coming home.

Great.
Fantastic.
Brilliant.
Awesome.

I'm going to buy dinner.

Fucking hungry is actually positive thinking already.


Oh yeah, how many of you actually believed Li Tao will win the gold?








Definitely not me.

iFon!!!!

ok, its my LG KS20 trying to be a iPhone....

a chiong iPhone...

But I likeeeee.............

who are you to stop me.......

wahahaha

Mid Week Water Parade

Went for drinks again with my bestest pal from army - mr zheng.
this time at Paulaners, Millenia walk.

nah, we didnt get our ass drunk....simply because its only midweek.
we only ordered a couple of big-ass-sized beer.
It only seemed like yesterday when we were at st james, drinking like goldfishes.
At this rate, i seriously need a new liver.

Took a couple of photos there of our beer and food, and thats about it.
A tad too lazy to upload them.
Can't wait for Lunar again.
Yunting, you are going to get your ass down to lunar this time.
No butts. I mean buts.

Monday Ramblings......

yesh, im very disappointed. Very.
Not to be able to be part of the IWE team.
I mean, it does come any bigger than this - an industry wide exercise.

ok, maybe my more experienced colleagues might think that there are better opportunities than this in the future. But, thats the future. Who knows what will happen in the future. At least the IWE is closer, more tangible and fits my bill.

ok, that aside, I went wikipedia and searched "Long Island Tea"
Why? 'cause I have been drinking it for years but till now, I still don't know what is it made up of.
And seeing how all my friends used to get knocked out by it, here goes:

• 1.5 cl (three parts) Vodka
• 1.5 cl (three parts) Tequila
• 1.5 cl (three parts) White Rum
• 1.5 cl (three parts) Triple Sec
• 1.5 cl (three parts) Gin
• 2.5 cl (five parts) Lemon Juice
• 3.0cl (six parts) Gomme Syrup
• A Dash of Cola

Note: Cola is for coloring only.

Anyone still game for it?

St James... the aftermath.

for a change, i ain't gonna "dish" anyone.
no pictures this time round too.
coz yours truly brought a camera without the memory card.
yes. Everyone gave me a pat on the back on a job well done.

haha.

Anyways, I'm just glad everyone got home in 1 piece; either sober, drunk, pissed or hungry.
Lesson learnt.
1. I underestimated Long Island Tea.
2. I underestimated mixing liquor with shots and beer and liquor and beer and shots and (continue inserting your own combination here).
3. I should re-evaluate everyone's drinking limits.
4. We should just stick to Lunar.
5. Lots more.

And in more ways than 1, I'm sure I head the legendary excel spreadsheet of yc's mum.

Happy Birthday Dude. You know who you are.
Hahaha.
And thanks to Ximing for joining us this time.
After witnessing this session, I wonder if he will ever join us again.

Going for NDP Preview in few hours time.
Meanwhile, I shall snoop around the net for people selling organs.
No. Not piano, electric organs etc.
Livers in fact.