wassuuuuupppp singapore.........

Below is an actual scene that happened while on my way to yew tee.......

@Jurong East MRT Station......
.......this train will terminate at YewTee....
passengers goin to woodlands and amk....pls board the nxt train.....
**Repeats in chinese and malay and Indian....I mean tamil**
**Train Comes.....Door opens......me board the train....together wif 1 million others.....**
Me tinking...."wah...every1 alights before yewtee/at yewtee ah??!!"

overheard from cck on the way towards yewtee.........

auntie(on the hp....in chinese): oei...wat u doing...y so long thn answer fone??!!
person on the other line: ...................( of coz i cant hear....go imagine)
auntie: wat u want to eat??? im reaching yew tee......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: y u lidat 1??? faster....eat wat???
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: huh??!! ban mian??!! nice meh....ytd i eat not nice leh....
auntie: fried rice wan ornot??
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: thn horfun??? horfun nice.......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: aiyah...dun eat chicken rice lar......eat fried rice ok???
auntie: i buy fried rice for u......byez

erm.....auntie...y bother to ask when u haf oredi die die muz buy fried rice.....


12mins later........
**Me alights at Yewtee...with 1 million others....."
Me...to myself of coz:"Wah Kao!!!!! Singaporeans dun understand english, chinese, malay n indian???!!"

**while waiting for the rest of the gang.....the nxt train arrives.....loaded wif 1 million others**

me to myself:"well done.....now 1million of u haf to squeeze wif 1million others"
nice......

we the citizens of singapore....pledge ourselves as one united ppl......
so united that we muz squeeze the trains together........
woohooo.........