Protocols, Rules and Regulations, Proper Channels

what do they have in common???


The ability to screw things up.

Of course I know, I experienced it first hand.
Tio bua-ed today by client for not following the proper protocol, channel, procedures to request for some documents.

Ok fine, I plead guilty to the following charges:
1. too "gan cheong" and wanting to get the proper documents asap
2. food i ate did not pass through the pharynx, oesophagus, stomach, stomach, big and small intestines and came out from the rectum immediately.

But hey! I did not even request for the document!
I merely asked, politely of course, in the email, if certain "procedures" existed.
if they existed, I may have to request for the proper documents.
Noticed the "May"?

Damn.

Even if I really requested for the document, must they get so uptight?
So must I email my senior, cc my manager, bcc my director, contact my secretary, wait for 3 working days, cc your security guard, inform the clerk, cc you, bcc your manager and CEO in order to get a few pieces of paper??!!

By the time the request gets ping-ponged back to me and when i finally get the things i want, the cows already come home, together with the sheeps and the sheepdogs.

Screw protocols, procedures and rules and regulations.
They are not my cup of tea. I prefer beer/alcohol.
And I guess this line isn't really my cup/tea too.

In the mean time, I shall warm my chair in office and wait for the cows to come home with the things I want.


Good luck to myself.
God/Buddha/Allah bless me.

Quote of the day.....

TK: "hey kevin, random pub A, onz?"
Me: "Onz!"

never materialize anyway....

now you know what gets me all hyped up........
haha.

Sports Day 2008

had a good badminton session with the gang on Saturday.
was a nice workout.
at the expense of my butt aching, arms aching, back aching.

conclusion: I'm old. But I think I still quite good at it, althouth its been like 10years since I last played badminton hahaha. We should do it often guys.

I'm itching for mahjong now, anyone?

and yes, before I forget; 30th May 2008, Fri @ Lunar.
Ling, kj, yc, keet, drey, better be there.

Please do not read on!

Click "back" Immediately if you:

are pregnant.
had a heart bypass surgery recently.
or have any known heart illness.
Are DAMN HUNGRY.
Are Malay.
Are Indian.
Any other race other than chinese.
ALL of the above.

What you are about to read/see is not for the faint hearted........


Date: May 1st 2008
Place:Mortons @ Oriental



ok, stop right here, if you don't have 200bucks to spare.
Press alt-F4 now if you don't see yourself spending 200bucks on food.
Proceed with caution.
I literally hear my stomach growling while I'm typing all these.....

First up.....
Morton's Jumbo Lump Crabcake.

Jumbo was an overstatement for this little fella.
It was small only.
But despite its size, (see, size doesn't really matter sometimes.....)
it was ~!@#$%^ nice.
I told Grace i almost tear-ed after I took my first bite.
It was simply out of this world.
It was ORGASMIC.
Price for orgasm: $35+++
I had trouble finishing the crabcake simply because with everybite, my knees go weak.
I couldnt bear to finish to whole thing.
If only orgasms last forever.
Yeah, if only.........

next up.......
Doublecut Mignon....

if the crabmeat was jumbo-sized-named.....
this was gargantuan.
Elephantine.
Whats bigger than elephantine?
Godzillatuantine??

Mr Mignon wasnt as orgasmic as Mr crabcake.
but it was still orgasmic.
You know, its like having sex with Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba.
Ok, I'm getting rude/crude, but u get the drift....
Price for another orgasm: $85+++

Ambience: Free
Total price for multiple Orgasms: 120+++ (not inclusive of martinis and baked potatoes)
the experience? Priceless.....
do i sound like some mastercard advert now....

Thanks Grace......

Steady now.....

ok, just one more to go in Moscow.
Thats not too much to ask for right? considering Chelski is managed by some1 who looks like a turtle.
Oh yeah, Grant you wanted a playoff to decide the champions?
sure, wait till u get level on points with us.

wonder how many times more will i get to see giggsy lift that trophy. Hes 34.

YUM GONG!

RED ALERT!
My minced pork flavoured instant noodles finished!
Who going Bangkok!?!?!?!
Grab truckloads of it for me!!!

Happy Labour Day/Birthday

for those who still dont know, yesh, May 1st every year is my birthday.


To those who actually remembered, thanks alot. It's actually u guys that make my life worth living for........



Ok, a tad too exaggerated.




Anyways, a big thanks to the gang for joining me in another "finish 1 bottle of chivas in 45mins" session @ButterFac (not exactly my kind of place, but no choice since everywhere was god-damed crowded). Ling, Keet, Kj, Yc, Grace of course. Records are meant to be broken, and I'm sure we will break the 45min barrier mark.


I swear, this is the 1st time i actually saw kj n yc so high. YC, I promise there would be more such sessions to come.



Thanks to those who actually lifted a couple of fingers to text me the well wishes; Ximing, Yixia, Gary, Kat, Joel my gay cousin and ber.




To those who didnt, no worries, my birthday comes every year and its not too late to start next year.

Caught IronMan over the weekends too. It was good, DAMN good.

Personally, I was looking forward to see Gwyneth Paltrow in this show. Its been awhile since I saw her on the big screens and after she got married to that Coldplay guy. Conclusion? Still as hot as ever this Paltrow lady.

Robert Downey Jr. Need I say more? Most people don't even know who is he.
To be honest, I don't too. But if theres one show that propels mere celebs to stardom, this is it.
IronMan is HIS show. IronMan is one of those shows that actually requires the main lead to carry the WHOLE show on his/her shoulders.
Like how Will Smith did in "I'm Legend". That was fantastic too by the way.
Right man for the right movie is the basis for success.
4 hums out of 5 hums for Iron Man. Thumbs up.

Go catch it guys.