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Saturday, March 31, 2007
new blog add!!
does a new blog add means a new start????
can life really be determined by a blog add????
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Do I look like i fucking care??!
got a call from my aunt ytd...
"hey shichang...remind ur dad to go to court on thurs...send him an sms or something...if he din appear police will issue a warrant to catch him...."
hellloooo??!!!!!
which part of my face do i look like i care?
u can catch him for all u want.....itz none of my fucking business....
so what if i get striked by lightning??!!
in fact...i would be even happier if he stays behind bars for the rest of my life...
stop causing so much trouble n trauma to dis family....
n to set the record straight...hes not my dad...
my dad died years ago....
so to my aunt....
mind ur own business n dont poke ur tail into my family affairs.....
we dun need u to wash our dirty laundry....
yesh...datz me....
i can be real nice to the ppl i like....
but i can also be fucking rude to ppl whom i dislike....
especially to ppl who disrespect my mum, granny, my late ahgong, my aunt doris....
unfortunately dis aunt of mine...u juz happened to be disrespectful to my fav aunt doris....
so screw off...
yah?
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
你要的不是我
怎么能忘时间多长
你快乐吗想代替你回答
你知道吗走了好远
我才能去面对
这份牵挂沉默伤悲
你要的不是我
心碎的失去轮廓
曾经给你的感动
只是情绪的波动
能给的不是我
放任你沉溺自由
掩饰不了我的笨拙
就连说话都会颤抖
我被遗忘在
你遗忘的角落
我被遗忘在你遗忘的角落
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Friday, March 16, 2007
SUPERB!!!!
im back again...
wahaha......
anywae i saw dis car while driving dis morning........
SUPERB!!!!!
Skoda SUPERB!!!
the name lar....
performance??? i dunch noe......
wonder got Mercs Fantastic ornot.....
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im serious.......
i tink i haf said it a million times......
but im serious dis time round......
i tink itz time for me to let go.........
no point harping on something dat wouldnt happen.....
in her heart...theres only 1 person.....
sad to say...but good to noe....itz not me...n i guess it will nvr be me......
all the best to her......
anywae juz came back from supper wif ling......
damn full lar.......
if only i had a gf who stays so near me......
but i guess she would turn into a pig very soon.........
hahaha.......
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Monday, March 12, 2007
Narcissistic
im narcissistic.....
y???
coz my firefox's homepage is my blog.......
everytime i wan to surf net....i would see my own blog 1st....
even when it comes to readin other ppl's blog....
once i get the gist of the entries....
i click on the X of the tab......
itz better dis way....
so i wun offend "certain" ppl......
Sooooo......dun ask me why i seldom tag in ur blogs.....
i dun see the need.......
but here is one blog which im goin to frequent from now on.....
Operation 喂猪
it will all be about food....Glorious food.........
good food is my life......
who needs gers when u haf buddies who eatz like pigs wif u........
wahaha
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
wassuuuuupppp singapore.........
Below is an actual scene that happened while on my way to yew tee.......
@Jurong East MRT Station......
.......this train will terminate at YewTee....
passengers goin to woodlands and amk....pls board the nxt train.....
**Repeats in chinese and malay and Indian....I mean tamil**
**Train Comes.....Door opens......me board the train....together wif 1 million others.....**
Me tinking...."wah...every1 alights before yewtee/at yewtee ah??!!"
overheard from cck on the way towards yewtee.........
auntie(on the hp....in chinese): oei...wat u doing...y so long thn answer fone??!!
person on the other line: ...................( of coz i cant hear....go imagine)
auntie: wat u want to eat??? im reaching yew tee......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: y u lidat 1??? faster....eat wat???
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: huh??!! ban mian??!! nice meh....ytd i eat not nice leh....
auntie: fried rice wan ornot??
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: thn horfun??? horfun nice.......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: aiyah...dun eat chicken rice lar......eat fried rice ok???
auntie: i buy fried rice for u......byez
erm.....auntie...y bother to ask when u haf oredi die die muz buy fried rice.....
12mins later........
**Me alights at Yewtee...with 1 million others....."
Me...to myself of coz:"Wah Kao!!!!! Singaporeans dun understand english, chinese, malay n indian???!!"
**while waiting for the rest of the gang.....the nxt train arrives.....loaded wif 1 million others**
me to myself:"well done.....now 1million of u haf to squeeze wif 1million others"
nice......
we the citizens of singapore....pledge ourselves as one united ppl......
so united that we muz squeeze the trains together........
woohooo.........
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Sunday, March 04, 2007
Ros Roxx.......

i alwayz tink shes both hot and cool.......
dunno abt u guys......
read her blog here......
rosalyn
personally i tink itz quite well written.....
but itz abit national day.....
the colors i mean.......
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Friday, March 02, 2007
my Student Portal sucks.......
look what SIM has done to my student portal......
1st page.....
2nd page....
i simply hate the colours la......
first page was a shit brown.....
then i was greeted by kiao green and stale milk white.....
the web designer should attend one of my modules....
315.....HUMAN-COMPUTER INTERACTION.....
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Sunday, February 25, 2007
Bo Jio Wu Kin Jio
recently receive lots of complains.....
"wah lao...supper never ask me go...."
"go for dinner y nvr jio me......."
"wah go mahjong.....bo jio...."
bo jio but got kin jio......
anyway....bo jio simply bcoz whenever we jio...ppl will be not free....not free...not free....and other thousand and one excuses.....
so as time goes by....fingers will be tired....
those ppl will be conveniently be left out of the newsgroup sms alert service...
example:
the supper newsgroup....currently left 5-6 subscribers....
mahjong newsgroup....as far as im concerned...only 4 subscribers...
dinner newsgroup...same as mahjong....
so those ppl who haf been unsubscribed from e newsalert due to inactivity....
kindly contact e person in charge of each newsgroup.....(u all shd noe who)
and oso be more pro-active....
coz dis newsgroup organization is a non-profittable syndicate......
thank you very much....
on a totally different note altogether....
i wonder when is the next "feed the pigs" mobilization exercise.....
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
to knee or not to knee....
tink i shd do something abt my left knee....
it feels like itz giving way after every soccer match......
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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Valentine's Day is.......
- feb 14th
- the only day for florists to raise roses' prices by 100fold...
- the day for little gers to sell stalks of roses on the streets....
- the only day for restaurants/hotels/anything to introduce couple packages....
- the day when the streets are filled millions of couples
- the day for couples to get especially touchy...
- the day for couples to procreate and boost singapore's economy
- the day for guys to be especially sweet....(they cant do it on any other days)
- the day for gers to be holding bouquet of flowers.....(other than their birthday)
- the day for me to stay at home....(soak in the lovey dovey atmosphere my ass.....)
- just like any other day for me....
happy early valentines day to all...
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Stupid
stu·pid [stoo-pid, styoo‑] (stōō'pĭd, styōō'-)
- doing so much and gettin hurt over and over again.
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Monday, February 05, 2007
To the class of BPGHS 402'99
itz been like 8yrs? since we left BP...
after much discussion...arguments...
we have more or less recalled who sat where during the good o'days....
i have already posted the file on our yahoo grp...
itz an excel file...
so for old times' sake...and of coz appreciating my level of commitment...
download it...keep it somewhere safe..
for those who 4gotten ur yahoo grp password...for god noes why....
can get it from me....
anywae...heres a reduced screenshot of it....
402'99 rulez!
P.S. Grace...u muz download too! though u are a not a bpian...u are already bpian PR!
u r like e classmate i nvr had.....and u can haf e empty seat nxt to sara
hahaha...
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Kill the photographer...smash the camera......ya?

from left to right:
tzeling, ziping, kuanhsin, julia, ling, yuanchun, keet, yunting, albert, joochuan
heads chopped off : audrey, me...
bobian...china waitress dunno how to use camera.......
front row (left to right): yuanchun, keet, yunting, me , albert
back row (left to right):kaijie, kuanhsin, tzeling, joochuan, audrey


yeah i noe...photos badly taken.....
blame e waitress....if u wan...blame the camera too........
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
"Feed the pigs" Episode 913
episode 912 is here
and y 913???
coz itz e hottest radio station at e moment.....
n also we cant really decide on the actual number of times we actually fed the pigs....
we haf lost count of the number of times we actually ordered a meal that can feed a family of 6?


yesh....feed the pigs....three little pigs...
me...yc n keet......
venue? Holland Road.....
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Pasar Malam??
ok..this foto is officially 1 month late.....
was taken on the 5th day of a 10-day pasar malam near my place recently........
wheres e crowd....??
Where are the stalls?????!!
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Fruitful monday........
warning....itz a long post........
went Timbre on monday.....
crowd was a far cry from dis picture taken straight from timbre's webbie....
it was a monday.....wat can i expect.....
will surely b back again.....but not on a monday though....
met up wif 'her'....
had a good chat....which was quite rare....considering we used to end up quarrelin....
thn again...i juz dun understand 1 thing....
y she has e impression dat my frens tink dat she is juz making use of me....
n my frens meaning keet...yc....ximing...gary....
when keet doesnt even noe who she is....
n i seldom or even nvr talk to dem about her....
settin e record straight...
i wanted to help her on my own accord...
no...she nvr asked me for help whenever she has difficulties....
yes...call me a fool....
all dat i haf done for her in e past....
is juz simply due to e fact dat i still haf feelings for her
full stop...nuttin else....
i haf nvr expected anything in return...
yesh...sometimes i do hope she would reciprocate my feelings for her...
thn again..who m i....
im sure there r better guys around her...
though she has nvr mention anything abt guys around her.....
so...im juz glad to be able to b on good terms wif her.....
simply bcoz she is 1 person who will gladly lend me a listening ear....
n some1 whom i can sae really understands me....
anywae.....after timbre....we went WestCoast Mac.....
encountered a lady driver....pls see picture below....
i entered e carpark.......
was goin to the empty lots as indicated in e image....
dis black honda was parked in itz lot...
head facing mac..
and when i was directly behind it....
dis car....veri nicely....reversed into me......
wtf???!!! doesnt she check her mirrors???
anywae....i told e female driver itz ok ....
since there wasnt any serious damage or scratches...
besides....e p-plate looks like it belonged to her....
whos fault issit? im sure itz not mine.......
n i actaully haf a female fren who asked me in msn.....
wat was i doing behind a car who is going to reverse
**went speechless**
either my dat particular fren...is 1 hell of a unreasonable driver.......
or she expects me to keep my car in my pocket.....
look out for reversing cars.....
go to the the empty lots....
take out my car from my pocket....
n park it...........
see wat i mean by being nice......
u get eaten up by ppl.......
anywae....yc asked y m i alwaez pitying ppl......
i said im on my way to become a monk.....
on e road of redemption he saes.......
haha....
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