just some numbers........

1 chio celeb.......
2 more days to killer paper....
3 more days to last paper!!
3 more days to Jouk!!!
4 more days to visit ah ma!!!!!
5 more days to JB!!
6 more days to meeting her!!!!
7 more days to NZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Windows Phobia............

this trait is normally found on Singaporeans.........
Windowscizophonic....
fear of windows....
but only happens on buses........
Singaporeans will lose such syndrome when they are on planes........

they will not move inwards even though the bus is damn crowded....
when other passangers want the empty seat.....they will simply shift their legs sideways n let the passengers move in....coz the simple act of them moving their butts towards the window is enough to make them lose their soul.....

Cure: None
Public are advised to stay 10feet away from these people as the disease is contagious......
Until a vaccine is found...people who are affected please give urself 2 slaps on each cheek...and quarantine urself in your own room in order not to deprive others of a seat on the bus...

做人难，做好人更难

wat will u guys do if a cousin...
whom u grew up wif....whom u r very close wif.....
approaches u for money??? (1.2K)

my cousin called me today...wanting to borrow 1.2k from me....
to buy a bike....assuring me that he would return me the money by the comin fri....
of coz...me being me....i told him ok.....come meet me n i will pass him the money.......
before u guys wack me again.....juz like wat my uncle n mum did......
let me tell u my stand.......

i noe itz wrong to lend him the money.....
but knowing my cousin.......if i dun lend him....he would still borrow from his frens.......
which i disapproves......
i rather he takes from me....n not his 猪朋狗友....
of coz...i was planning to tell his dad after lending him the money.......

nxt thing i knew.....i got scolded by my mum n uncle for lending him the money.........
n the best part is.....my cousin also scolded me for tellin his dad abt it..............

wat m i supposed to do?????
kaoz.....
wat will u guys do if in my shoes....................

28 Weeks Later to | T H E C L I N I C |

seriously i dun feel like im having exams.....
dis is my 2nd movies in as many weeks....during this exam period.....

28 weeks later......
basically a sequel from 28days later....
set in Britain.....
this film is filled with suspense/gore/blood (lots of it actually).....
n if im not wrong...this is the 1st movie that i haf watched that a nice guy actually died.....
Sgt. Doyle (played by Jeremy Renner)was burnt to death while trying to save a doc...n 2 kids who were believed to haf immunity to the zombie-causing virus.....

moral of the story....dun be a hero.....
not every1 is spiderman who has green goblin to die for u.....
the show ended with a scene at the eiffel tower.....
where hordes of zombies were running towards.....
i guess it sets the stage for another sequel.....considering france is linked to a large part of the world....the zombies can run from france all the way to singapore....and the sequel mayb called...erm....28years later? or 28months later...

anyway....haf u guys ever encountered a scenario whereby u went for movies with this group of frens....and discovering that the seats u booked were actually nxt to another group of frens?
not that i met another group of frens....it juz dat the tickets i booked....where actually nxt to grace's sis.......who was pissed becoz i called her rubi the day before(read: her maid's name)
yc could hear "WHO IS SHICHANG!!" from his seat...which was like 5 seats away....so i guess "rubi" was either really angry....or that the cinema was really quiet....
buy 4d oso dun haf so zhun rite.....

after dinner...we proceeded to | T H E C L I N I C |






these shot syringes are damn ex i tell u.....
50 bucks for 6 syringes......with only 30ml of alcohol in them.....n they taste like cough syrup.......






n i guessed..... by injecting them into my blood stream directly is a faster way to get high.....without enduring the disgusting cough syrup taste.................







datz me n yc.....
for more pigs....i mean pics of the rest of the gang.......go to yc's blog....

Boyz II Men - A Song For Mama

coming sunday....may 13th.....
Mother's day....(for those who still dunno)
so guys....cancel watever appointments or commitments u haf.....
spend some quality time wif ur mums.....
gif her a hug.....
tell her how much u love her......
remember...mothers are god's greatest gift to mankind........
at least for me....

What Hurts The Most - Rascal Flatts

Sick...of everything...and really sick......

realized i havent been bloggin much...
well..i shdnt be anywae....
my 1st few papers are on may 2nd and 3rd...
nice rite.....

and yes...i fell sick again.....
i dunno y...but i catch the flu bug damn easily.....
ok..fine...yes vincent...im weak...and u r real strong....happy?

some of the things i haf done/happened recently.....

1. went zouk/phuture...courtesy of Brian and Suzanne...
suzanne got the invites and Brian? he jioed me along....
ended on quite an unhappy note i guess.....

2. Finally tested out the Paper Wrap Chicken nxt to SIM after 3 yrs...
one word...OVER-RATED

3. Been muggin in skool...
realized there are NTU students studying there!!!
yes i noe NTU is crowded...but hey!! SIM students need the benches too.....
but then again..i dun blame u guys if u wanna check out SIM's babes and hunks...
we haf them all...not ur skool though....sad to noe....

4. Supper of coz....
the latest one being having Indian Rojak at Ayer Rajah Mkt wif ling....
and second round at Adam Rd Food Centre wif Keet....

5. Failed attempt at retrieving my laptop....
Dun ask me...i hated everything that happened after which...
i shd haf stick-ed to my disappearing act.....
on a side note....how many of u actually became frens wif ur exs/failed targets???
or is it really me???? i juz cant bring myself to be juz frens wif her....
i juz cant accept that fact that she can repeatedly accept and patch up wif some1
who keeps doing the wrong things....and not me
Quoting her...."im juz making 'use' of her"
What the fuck?!

6. Last but not least...how can any day/month be complete without dat farker's
nonsense......i tink i haf said it a trillion times......i would juz kill him if i
have the balls to do it......Stop causing trouble and irritating this family
can??!! So wat if u r my dad?? To hell wif it!!


JB, Clubbing, New Zealand...Im coming........after my exams!!

nightlife.sg

nightlife.sg
Double 0.........

new blog add!!

does a new blog add means a new start????
can life really be determined by a blog add????

Do I look like i fucking care??!

got a call from my aunt ytd...
"hey shichang...remind ur dad to go to court on thurs...send him an sms or something...if he din appear police will issue a warrant to catch him...."
hellloooo??!!!!!
which part of my face do i look like i care?
u can catch him for all u want.....itz none of my fucking business....
so what if i get striked by lightning??!!
in fact...i would be even happier if he stays behind bars for the rest of my life...
stop causing so much trouble n trauma to dis family....
n to set the record straight...hes not my dad...
my dad died years ago....
so to my aunt....
mind ur own business n dont poke ur tail into my family affairs.....
we dun need u to wash our dirty laundry....
yesh...datz me....
i can be real nice to the ppl i like....
but i can also be fucking rude to ppl whom i dislike....
especially to ppl who disrespect my mum, granny, my late ahgong, my aunt doris....
unfortunately dis aunt of mine...u juz happened to be disrespectful to my fav aunt doris....
so screw off...
yah?

你要的不是我

怎么能忘时间多长
你快乐吗想代替你回答
你知道吗走了好远
我才能去面对
这份牵挂沉默伤悲
你要的不是我
心碎的失去轮廓
曾经给你的感动
只是情绪的波动
能给的不是我
放任你沉溺自由
掩饰不了我的笨拙
就连说话都会颤抖
我被遗忘在
你遗忘的角落
我被遗忘在你遗忘的角落

SUPERB!!!!

im back again...
wahaha......

anywae i saw dis car while driving dis morning........



SUPERB!!!!!


Skoda SUPERB!!!

the name lar....
performance??? i dunch noe......
wonder got Mercs Fantastic ornot.....

im serious.......

i tink i haf said it a million times......
but im serious dis time round......
i tink itz time for me to let go.........
no point harping on something dat wouldnt happen.....
in her heart...theres only 1 person.....
sad to say...but good to noe....itz not me...n i guess it will nvr be me......
all the best to her......

anywae juz came back from supper wif ling......
damn full lar.......
if only i had a gf who stays so near me......
but i guess she would turn into a pig very soon.........
hahaha.......

Narcissistic

im narcissistic.....
y???
coz my firefox's homepage is my blog.......
everytime i wan to surf net....i would see my own blog 1st....
even when it comes to readin other ppl's blog....
once i get the gist of the entries....
i click on the X of the tab......
itz better dis way....
so i wun offend "certain" ppl......
Sooooo......dun ask me why i seldom tag in ur blogs.....
i dun see the need.......
but here is one blog which im goin to frequent from now on.....
Operation 喂猪
it will all be about food....Glorious food.........
good food is my life......
who needs gers when u haf buddies who eatz like pigs wif u........
wahaha

wassuuuuupppp singapore.........

Below is an actual scene that happened while on my way to yew tee.......

@Jurong East MRT Station......
.......this train will terminate at YewTee....
passengers goin to woodlands and amk....pls board the nxt train.....
**Repeats in chinese and malay and Indian....I mean tamil**
**Train Comes.....Door opens......me board the train....together wif 1 million others.....**
Me tinking...."wah...every1 alights before yewtee/at yewtee ah??!!"

overheard from cck on the way towards yewtee.........

auntie(on the hp....in chinese): oei...wat u doing...y so long thn answer fone??!!
person on the other line: ...................( of coz i cant hear....go imagine)
auntie: wat u want to eat??? im reaching yew tee......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: y u lidat 1??? faster....eat wat???
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: huh??!! ban mian??!! nice meh....ytd i eat not nice leh....
auntie: fried rice wan ornot??
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: thn horfun??? horfun nice.......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: aiyah...dun eat chicken rice lar......eat fried rice ok???
auntie: i buy fried rice for u......byez

erm.....auntie...y bother to ask when u haf oredi die die muz buy fried rice.....


12mins later........
**Me alights at Yewtee...with 1 million others....."
Me...to myself of coz:"Wah Kao!!!!! Singaporeans dun understand english, chinese, malay n indian???!!"

**while waiting for the rest of the gang.....the nxt train arrives.....loaded wif 1 million others**

me to myself:"well done.....now 1million of u haf to squeeze wif 1million others"
nice......

we the citizens of singapore....pledge ourselves as one united ppl......
so united that we muz squeeze the trains together........
woohooo.........

Ros Roxx.......

i alwayz tink shes both hot and cool.......
dunno abt u guys......
read her blog here......

rosalyn

personally i tink itz quite well written.....
but itz abit national day.....
the colors i mean.......

my Student Portal sucks.......

look what SIM has done to my student portal......

1st page.....

2nd page....



i simply hate the colours la......
first page was a shit brown.....
then i was greeted by kiao green and stale milk white.....
the web designer should attend one of my modules....
315.....HUMAN-COMPUTER INTERACTION.....

Bo Jio Wu Kin Jio

recently receive lots of complains.....
"wah lao...supper never ask me go...."
"go for dinner y nvr jio me......."
"wah go mahjong.....bo jio...."
bo jio but got kin jio......

anyway....bo jio simply bcoz whenever we jio...ppl will be not free....not free...not free....and other thousand and one excuses.....
so as time goes by....fingers will be tired....
those ppl will be conveniently be left out of the newsgroup sms alert service...
example:
the supper newsgroup....currently left 5-6 subscribers....
mahjong newsgroup....as far as im concerned...only 4 subscribers...
dinner newsgroup...same as mahjong....
so those ppl who haf been unsubscribed from e newsalert due to inactivity....
kindly contact e person in charge of each newsgroup.....(u all shd noe who)
and oso be more pro-active....
coz dis newsgroup organization is a non-profittable syndicate......
thank you very much....

on a totally different note altogether....
i wonder when is the next "feed the pigs" mobilization exercise.....

to knee or not to knee....

tink i shd do something abt my left knee....
it feels like itz giving way after every soccer match......

Valentine's Day is.......

- feb 14th

- the only day for florists to raise roses' prices by 100fold...

- the day for little gers to sell stalks of roses on the streets....

- the only day for restaurants/hotels/anything to introduce couple packages....

- the day when the streets are filled millions of couples

- the day for couples to get especially touchy...

- the day for couples to procreate and boost singapore's economy

- the day for guys to be especially sweet....(they cant do it on any other days)

- the day for gers to be holding bouquet of flowers.....(other than their birthday)

- the day for me to stay at home....(soak in the lovey dovey atmosphere my ass.....)

- just like any other day for me....

happy early valentines day to all...