Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Eve of Maths paper.......

yah yah...i noe...i should b studyin....but wat e heck......
seriously....no pt huggin buddha's leg now.....
according shichang's theorem.....studyin e nite before ur exams will only make u 4get wateva u had studied e days b4.......

aniwaez......bought e June Edition of FHM Singapore (ya yaaaa...e 1 wif 100 sexiest fhm)


FHM 100 Sexiest

while on my way back from Ngee Ann Poly....
(went there to revise maths wif Vin and Sid...Ber y u awol? Busy playin WE8 riteeeee....)

For the horny guys who doesnt wanna part wif 6 bucks.......i will juz summarize e top 100 ladies......
as for e gals who arent interested at all.....bear wif me ....k? it will b over it a jiffy.....

ok...Straight to No.93...
e wife of Jamie Redknapp.....Louise Redknapp


Louise Redknapp

Vincent...u noe her? if not...time to get out of ur well located in a cave which is on e top of a Mountain far far away....

nxt to position 84.....
it was more than a shock....coz sexy was never associated wif her in my mind....
n...no matter how i look at it...with lights on or off...or even with e book closed...she doesnt look sexier thn Louise.....
well..shes none other than.........

Stef Sun.....**yawnz**


yanzi


at 79 ....one of my fav local artiste....
ex MTV VJ
BELINDA LEE!!!
yupz...e 1 who goes crazy every wed on Ch U at 9.15pm...


Belinda


Position 67 is our favourite self-proclaimed virgin...or so she professed at dat time....e mickey mouse club ger who makes boys heart go "pop pop....pop pop"
Britney Spears...


hit me baby one more time...


11 places higher than miss mickey mouse is our ex Miss Singapore Universe...Jaime Teo!!
Number 56 leh...dun pleh pleh
another of my fav local artiste....cute rite??? wahahaha....
look at e T-shirt...."Tsunami Relief Fund Raising" ....helpful n kind oso leh!!!


Jaime Jaime Jaime


Next at position 46.....she comes from e place where we normally associate wif Kangaroos and koala bears....and Exercise Wallaby.....
Aussie Delta Goodrem....
Vincent...I doubt u noe her too....so heres her pic.....


Delta Goodrem


all e way up at position 22 is one fifth of the desperate housewives...
Teri Hatcher


Housewife Teri


4 positions up at 18th is e star of Eye for a Guy...MTV VJ Denise Keller


Denise Keller

sorry ah.. Ber...lend me ur pic...I lazy to switch on my scanner and scan from e mag...

NUMBER 16!!!
Jeanette Aw!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!
me big fan of her....but can't afford a bigger ring for her than the ones SK Jewelleries is giving her.....


Jeanette..AW!!!


Now into e Top 10....!!!!
At number 8......
Rock Chick/Singapore Idol Finalist....
Maia Lee!!!
omg...my scanner has issues......


Maia Lee


Lets cut all e crap shit...n fast forward to NUMERO UNO!!!!
the winner is.......
wheres my drum roll????
lalalalal......
HER!!!! RU HUA!!!!!!

NUMBER1!!!



HAHA....for those ppl readin....who are already getting high by juz lookin at pictures....was that a turn off?!??!?!?!?!
WAHAHAHAHA

Get ur FHM today....to find out....whos e winner.....hahaha.....
i wun tell u....even if u beg me or crawl thru my legs......