Dun Trust Parents

my folks went out ytd evening....
before they went out...
my mom said something to me...
i was havin a nap at dat moment though

MOM:" Boy....brrr brr bla bla blrrr bla....goin...chinatown...
wanna go???"

ME:**shakes head**

MOM:" brrr blaaaa blrr blaa blaaa ....buy dinner for u ....brrrb blaa"

ME: "O.... K"




guess wat...
they came back at 1130pm...
luckily im not that dumb...
ordered macdelivery......
if not she might haf lost a son during the time when she was snatchin for goodies amongst e chinatown crowd.....


anywae they are goin China on Chinese New Year...
not that im complaining....
i got e house to myself for 1 whole week!!
woohooo!!
i got e CAR to myself!!!

woohoo!!!!
woohooo again!!!


on a different note altogether....

ME:"eh vincent..where u go?"
Vincent:"Toilet lah!!!"
Vincent:"C larrr...Lao Sai and running nose!!! went toilet twice oredi!!!!"
Vincent:"All your fault lar"
ME:"wah....lao sai oso my fault...nxt time if u pregnant oso my fault?????"

Vincent never fails to brighten up my days in skool........