No 1 shall gif away e old...inferior n hiamed one's beer.....

first of all...dun ask me y im here at 4.25am....
itz now officially e 2nd consecutive day that i cant sleep.....
e 1st being ytd where i got pissed.....
n stormed off....
sorry grace...sorry ling..drey and keet....
din noe wat e fuck happened to me ytd.......
mayb i still haven got over issue no 1...
mayb i haven got over issue no 2....
or mayb itz juz e culmulative effect of both.....
which i tot i had gotten over after wed's mambo where i got dead drunk....
apparently not ......

issue no 1 was regarding e ndp tics.....
it all started when idiotic me left e com on for my idiotic sister to use....
yeah itz in e gene...idiotic-ness...
anywae..it paved e way for my ex gf to ask my sis, thru msn, if my mum had xtra ndp to spare...
YES!! I DID NOT TYPE WRONGLY!!
MY EX GF!!
WAT THE FUCK??!!
come on...if u wan tics....
i will gladly gif it to u...if...
1. my mum has xtra tics
2. im not goin..
3. my frens dun wan it
4 YOU ASK ME AND NOT MY SISTER!!
and of coz...me being me...i smsed her n told her off (my ex)
n guess wat she told me???
"Hey..watz ur problem....itz juz ndp tics...u tink i liked ndp alot?? itz juz dat itz e last ndp at national stadium......."
Hellooooooo?!!! DO i look like i care itz at padang or stadium or below my block??!!!
first she approached my sis behind my back ...n now turn around n gave me an extra bite!!!
u noe wat dat feels like?!!!
it feels like being fucked in e butt n then e fucker shouts rape....
???!!!!!
n my mum...like wat i told ling...
i suspect shes not my mum after all....
happily gladly gave her 2 tics....
!@#$%^&*(@)
e fucker who shouted rape now has sued me n won e case.....
hey mum...if u r seeing dis..which i doubt....
i dun owe her anithing...
u dun too....
u can juz gif me e 2 tics n i can sell it on ebay....
sell $1 i oso song.....
n mum u sure im ur son???
or did u carry e wrong baby 23 yrs ago?
arghhh...e more i tink abt it...e more angst i m..

issue no2....
i offered to wait for some1 to share cab n go to zouk...bud dat some1 actually hiamed!!!
wah eh....who do u tink u r?????
to tink i actually told grace b4 that i would gladly b dat some1's personal chauffer n send her home everynite from her workplace......
now im choking on my own words.....
and my dear frens still add salt to e wound by givin away my Long Island Tea to some1's frens.....
for e record...even if u guys refused to touch Long Island....
im more thn willing to down it...
even if dat means i will end up puking at Zouk....or me needing a new liver n all...
itz all my house problems...
n if datz alot of trouble coz u guys muz send me home...
itz ok..can leave me there to rot.....i can go home myself once i haf puked enuff...
thou shall nvr take alcohol away from me

oh yah...n to those who r...

a)facing work related problems/stress....
itz not a dark dark world at all....
itz juz dat u r wearing shades....
try takin them off...
n b a little more optimistic...
coz u still got ppl around u who cares abt u...
surely dey wun wan to see u so depressed n all n complaining every single second..

b)facing relationship issues....
not all relationships are fairy tales....
relationships are abt giving n taking ...compromising....
if u find dat u r givin in abit too much or taking a tad to little...
he/shes not e 1 for u.....
there are ppl around u who r more thn willing to fill up e void....
juz look around...open ur eyes bigger.....

c)facing insomnia...like me....
blog....listen to michael bubbles's bubbles....
confirm will tired n sleepy...

d)facing other problems...
u shdnt b here....
my blog doesnt teach ppl to solve problems...