WTF??

dis entry was supposed to b up on wed...
but...
who cares...
not me...
im juz plain lazy to double click my mozilla...bookmarks...blogger...n actually blog
abt it...

ok..itz lik dis...
read dis blog on tues....
e latest entry was abt dis person being damn suay...4getful...
blur in my opinion...
losing her lappie......

in army..we call it blur-cock...blur-fark..blur-add-watever-u-like-here

thn she went on and on abt her how her close frens
were suay n all...losing stuff 1 after another...
stuff like notebook (not the laptop kind of notebook)...
ipod....50 dollar note

yeah..u din see wrongly..
some1 lost/drop/was cheated of/watever a 50 dollar note...

not that im tryin to sae i nvr lose anything or wat...
in fact..i was actually quite careless in the past..
i used to lose things like my wallet lar...books lar...
so much so dat my mum often asks me when would i lose my own head...
but like wat keet saez...every1 has their humble past...
e pt is...
i juz cant fathom how some1 can lose a 50 dollar note..
without knowing how it was lost...
unless money DO haf wings.....
in such cases...i suggest ppl to keep their money wif me
at least by keepin ur yusof ishaks...boats..birds wif me...
if they are lost...i will find ways to account for them..by hook or by crook
e most i would sae i donated them to NKF...
ok..i tink i digressed.....

juz as i was still happily harping on others misfortunes...
being e devil n all...
guess wat?
e devil met e angel!!!

from a simple case of losing a laptop...
she can actually find time...
i mean find blog space....
to spread teachings!!!
no not the buddha ah mi tou foh kind
e kind of teaching which would literally send shivers down ur spine when u hear it...
YEAH!! those kind...
n even build a penthouse juz opposite ntu...flood it wif bus loads of ppl for 1 yr..
n thn let it collect dust for e rest of god knows how long (pun intended)

my sincere kudos to her...
for being able to link suayness to e teachings of the man up there
or issit juz me??
issit really possible to link everything to e poor man who was crucified for their sins....i mean our sins...
even if so..gif dat man a break lar...
haf a kit kat...
gif dat man a tiger...
watever...
dun call dat man everytime u face problems...
itz oredi a torture to be pinned....
let alone attend to ur little acts of blurness....
do a good deed
spare religion/race intolerant ppl like me the torture...
keep ur teachings confined to churches...
bus stops...mrt stations....n wat haf u...
n not e blogosphere....
can??
plsss??
plsss plssss plsssssss............

not every1 wans to read abt teachings...

anywae let u guys in on another humble past of mine..
i use to attend kindergarten at dis particular church near queensway...
every meal...e teacher/priest/i dunno wat but i juz call her teacher...
would force us to sae "Thank god for the food we eat....."
ok not force us...
we were obliged to sae....
n thank goodness i oredi 4gotten e whole verse...(oops pun unintended)
being e guai naive little boy i was..i would recite it out...loud n clear...
not that i really mean it...
juz dat i duwan my teacher to spank my bottoms if i dun do so.....
but i tink i was quite traumatised by e verse at dat time...
so much so dat there was dis particular day
i rushed home and ask my mum...

"Mummy Mummy!!!!""
"Is your name god??"

---Mummy shakes head---

"Is Daddy called God???"

"NO LAR!!!Daddy is Daddy...n im pretty sure he aint no God"

"huh??? thn why teacher everytime sae muz thank god for e food we eat??"
"i tot e food is u cook 1....n daddy work to earn money so u can buy food to cook????"
"so tomolo in skool...can i sae
"Thank You Mummy Daddy For the food i eat???"
"