Sunday, July 31, 2005

NDP Preview

went for NDP preview juz now...
yupz...at Padang...
dun ask me how i got tix...
i wun tell u....
unless u beg me...
or u can try askin those who oredi knew...
ppl like lingz...yunting...bla bla bla.....

for those who can't wait for e actual day...
shall juz show u some pictures i took...
by the way....
NDP is on 9th August...
in case got ppl dunno when issit...

1st up...padang n the stage..

the stage

Our Parachuters...aka The Red Lions...

The Red Lions

Military Police showcasing their stuff...

The MPs

Part of the Parade Contingent...

Parade Contingent

pretty ger in white....
haha...juz joking....

Parade Contingent Again

The Colours....

Colours

Birds....erm no..i mean F16s...

F16s

F16 farting......

F16s again

our own Black Hawks...

Black Hawks

M113s and Combat Engineer Tanks
M113M113sEngineer Tanks

Performances....
performance1

performance2

performance3


Finally...Fireworks....
fireworks1

fireworks2

fireworks3

fireworks4


and juz when i was tired...
n wanted to take a rest on my bed......
wtf???

LUCKY!!!!
wat the !@#$%^&*
get off my bed!!!!!

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Kelly

yah...i noe how much i have been kaobei-ing about dis superstar thinggy...
but dunno y i still watch it faithfully every thurs...
who cares abt e bois on wednesday....

one contestant really caught my attention...
Kelly....!
not only she has e looks...but oso her singing talents...
almost got knocked out...despite consistently scoring high points...
wassup wif u ppl...
start votin man...
fortunately she got revived at e previous revival round...
check out e video below...not one of her best performances though...

oh yah...
better stop my song playin on e right...
n click start below to play e video





hope u r watching........

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

What'z Hot

yeah....watz hot?
nah...not e sun.....
NKF?
Director earns $25,000 a mth?
has 12 mth bonus?
travels on business class plane flights?
nope...
Itz all in e papers...
shan't bore u wif dat....

wat abt Chelsea biddin for Ronaldinho...?
willin e pay his buy-out clause....
or Noh Alam Shah goin to Notts Co. for a training stint....

k...stop guessin...
e hottest topic is me having a dog!!!!
haha...
my uncle gave it to me over e weekend....
not really sure abt itz breed though....
looks like a cross between norfolk and australian terrier...
not sure...some1 enlighten me pls.....
itz called "Lucky"
damn "tu"....damn common name!!
haha..who cares...itz damn cute!!
itz abt a year old.....
n itz super hyper active....
can play by itself until e wee hrs in e morning....

took some fotos of it wrestling wif my sister's doll.....

pic 1


pic 2


pic 3


pic 4


shall post more soon.....
back to "Jue Dui I DIE DIE OSO WANNA B FAMOUS"
oops... i mean "Jue Dui Superstar" (sic)

Friday, July 08, 2005

Do Not Try Dis

was on my way home from work....
tired and all.....
cant wait to drive faster n haf a nice deserved shower....
until i got caught in a jam....
at e slip road towards Jurong West St 74...
near Pioneer Rd North Exit (PIE)....
cursing n swearing....
n nvr did i imagine wat was actually causing the massive jam....


A Burning Car....
yupz....
how often do u c dat.....
fortunately...e honour was mine.....
so i whipped out my 6680 n took a couple of pics........

flaming car in full glory...


burst into flames


zooming in....

burst into flames


SCDF to the rescue....

burst into flames


Fantastic Four has Johnny Storm, The Human Torch....
Here we haf....The Car Torch....

ok...heres the best part...
if u realize e car did not meet wif an accident....
no such thing as car hit car....car burst into flames...no...
only dat car was at e scene....
which means...e car juz caught fire....on itz own!!
guess Singapore is really too hot.....
even e car cant tahan...

moral of the e story...
remember to buy insurance for ur car....
dont buy red cars...but if u muz...
die die oso muz haf a red car...
thn dun use the Pioneer Road North Exit....

Friday, July 01, 2005

Corrinne May - Save Me

S A V E M E
Written by Corrinne May Ying Foo
Copyright 2004, Corrmay Gourmet Music (ASCAP)


I drift I burn, I fly
When you sing lullabies
I'm helpless, I'm yearning
I'm like putty in your hands

I laugh, I dream, I cry
When you take me on a rollercoaster ride
You see me through and through
You see just who I am
Just take my hand and

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting for you

I had a dream that I
Was falling from the sky
At 90 miles an hour
I was bound to crash and die
But out of nowhere you came and rescued me
There must be some grace in the touch of your face
I'm so happy that I've found you
I'm no longer afraid

Oh 'cause you
Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting

Before I met you
Life was slow-mo
So slow-mo
I thought I had it figured out
But you came and turned my whole world upside down

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows you've come to

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting for you
Waiting for you


i haf fallen in love wif dis song...
dunno y

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

East Coast Park, Marina South and RedHill

she lost her job...
n was bothered by uni skool fees...
was moody and all...
so went to find her ytd (27th June '05 )....
wanted to cheer her up...
apparently...she wasnt as moody as i thought....
1st we to EC Park...

wtf???
stop playin' wif my fone......

wtf???
backview nice meh?


nxt we went to Marina South...
taught her how to drive my mercs...
got excited juz going around in circles....
gers.....

Lastly went to Redhill for a bite....
ice milo???
half-drunk iced milo

ice milo???
finished.....

carrot cake...
carrot cake....

taking a bite
taking a bite....

staring at something....
staring at....

dis!!!
prawn noodles...end product..


then proceded to send her home.....

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

A New Fone

got a new fone on monday...
i din pay a single cent though....
my mum sponsored...

she bought a 3G fone...
n Singtel is havin dis promotion...
get a 3G fone...n u r entitled to buy 6680 at half-price...
wif a 2-yr plan...e 6680 now cost only 400+
traded in my old fone for $100....
n tadaa...now only nid to pay $300 bucks more
furthermore...my dad had a Singtel $500 voucher...
now...itz FREE!!!
my dad oso traded his old fone 6610i n bought a new fone...
end up..we bought 3 fones for $400...(after deductin e $500 voucher)

my fone...(box only..heez)

my 6680


testin out itz 1.3 megapixel camera.....
my XBox...
my XBox

my table
my table

my TV
my TV


damn cool can...3G fone...
but now...my Mum oso has a 3G fone...
meaning she can Video-call me...
n NOE WHERE I M!!!!
OMFG.....
reject video calls...i will....
haha...

oh yah...
i wanna watch Batman Begins...
i wanna watch Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith
i wanna watch Initial D....
i wanna watch A lot like Love....
any1??

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Streets of Singapore

haven't been bloggin frequently...
been down wif a serious case of flu since 12th of June...
and oso been helpin' my mum doing deliveries...
free labour .....sianz....
driving a "G" plate lorry around Singapore....
mostly Industrial Estates...
wif e help of my trusted street directory....

yupz...of coz...came across some roads which we wun even tot dey existed...
1st of all...check out baboo lane....
wonder was it named after a baboo singh ...or a baboon....

baboo lane

take a look at e road below it too...Hindoo road...
afraid that we dun noe e place is Little India....
hence e name Hindoo....

nxt check out these 2 roads wif similar names....but in diff languages...
english n malay respectively.....
bulls

my kerbaus n buffalos....
best of all...they are located next to each other...
tryin to confuse racist drivers like me rite....
wait...y dey use a malay road name for a road in little india??
hmm.....

Monk's Hill Road...
i alwaez wondered where dis place was when i was still in sec skool...
best part of Monk's hill road...it is not even on a hill....
monks

Is Monk's Hill Sec our veri own Shaolin Temple....??
do they haf Shaolin Martial Arts as cca??
does their canteen serve vegeterian food only??
can they get married in e future?
are e students there all bald....?
no offense.....

Sunday, June 12, 2005

screw relationships

Reasons Gers Give for rejectin a Guy......

1. Livin' too far apart....
( crap )

2. Can't click wif his frens
( More of an excuse thn reason )

3. Her frens ain't his frens
( What rubbish )

4. Can't 4get abt her ex
( Mai lai la.....)

5. Unsuitable for each other
(read: not yet a couple n she noes unsuitable liaoz
6th sense? or Feminine instincts?)

6. He ain't cute enuff
( watz new?)

7. He ain't loaded
( money dun drop from e sky )

8. Afraid of wat others might tink if they are together
( e guy is gg to b ur bf....not his frens or ur frens... )

9. He din't meet her height requirement of 1.9m
( go find Shaq then....or Jan Koller...or she likes Yao Ming more?)

10. All of the above

**To all gers/guys out there.....dun sae u like him/her when u aint serious abt it...
ESPECIALLY if itz only juz a crush.....
when he/she falls for u liaoz....thn u tell him/her dat u can't accept him/her.
Itz like makin a ger pregnant n tellin her to abort the baby....**

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Mahjong (Part 2)

yupz...still on mahjong....
i actually wanted to talk abt special winning hands....
but i was too darn lazy to edit e pictures using photoshop...
so here i m...
by request....
talking abt "Paying For All Players" in a mahjong game....

Basically..there are 5 scenarios which will cause any player to pay for everyone's losses during dat round.....

Scenario 1: Dragon Tile Set

Player A has two "Dragon" Pongs or Kongs exposed. Automatically the last dragon would become a high-risk tile. Any player who discards the last "dragon" tile and Player A wins wif that tile.....the player who discarded e tile would thus haf to pay for everybody.
For example:
Player A has the below tiles exposed



example 1

Thus Bai Ban ("Bai Ban") would become the high-risk tile.
If Player A wins on that discarded tile, the player who discarded it would haf to pay for everybody.
However, if Player A Pongs wif that tile...
Meaning Player A now has 3 exposed Dragon set....
the suay player who discarded "Bai Ban" would haf to pay for everyone if Player A wins, regardless who discarded the winning tile.

Scenario 2: Wind Tile Set

Player A has three "Wind" Pongs or Kongs exposed. Automatically the last "Wind" would become a high-risk tile. Any player who discards the last "Wind" tile and Player A wins wif that tile.....the player who discarded e tile would thus haf to pay for everybody.
For example:
Player A has the below exposed tiles:


Example2

thus Bei "Bei" would become the high risk tile.
If Player A wins on that discarded tile, the player who discarded it would haf to pay for everybody.
However, if Player A Pongs wif that tile...
Meaning Player A now has 4 exposed "Wind" set.... the suay player who discarded "Bei" would haf to pay for everyone if Player A wins, regardless who discarded the winning tile.

Scenario 3: Full Color
Player A has 3 sets of exposed tile from the same suit
Something which looks like


Example 3
or
example 4
or many many others....use ur imagination bah....

If Player B discards a tile of the same suit and Player A uses it to win, Player B pays all winnings.
However if Player A doesnt win wif that tile...merely exposes another set...
Player B would haf to pay for everyone if Player A wins that round...regardless who discarded the winning tile.

Scenario 4: Fresh Discard
There are less than 7 tiles remaining in the wall. If Player B discards a fresh tile (one not previously discarded) and Player A wins with it, Player B pays all winnings.
This scenario is quite rare as the chances of a fresh discard during the less 7 tile is veri veri veri veri low...........

Last Scenario: Any Player has 4 "tais" exposed.
This last case is the most confusing of all.
The basic idea is that if player A has oredi 4 "tais" exposed....
regardless it is a set of exposed dragons.....flowers...or animals...
Player B discards a Dragon tile, a Prevailing Wind or a Player seat Wind that is taken by A. If Player A wins the game with Player B's discard, Player B pays all winnings.
I shan't show any pictures here simply bcoz theres too many different combinations.

A final note.....wateva i blog here is simply based on wat i noe....
might not b 100% accurate coz im not a professional full-time mahjong player....
once again...feel free to correct me.....
n yes.....i left out a few other scenarios as itz juz too complicated to explain here....
itz easier to explain during actual situations......
as my mahjong "khakis" would noe

For a clearer explaination...visit these two websites which i haf linked up....
juz click on them can le
website 1
website 2

Ok...im itching for a game now.....
any1 free to play?
Ling? Grace? Keet?

Friday, June 03, 2005

平胡 ("Ping Hu")

well... i said im gonna blog abt mahjong in my previous post....
so here i m....
1st of of im gonna assume u pple noes how to play mahjong.....
so i will juz talk abt certain confusions in "Ping Hu"....
wat is 平胡

平胡 consists of mainly
a)4 sequences &
b)1 pair



this is ping hu


nuttin much to talk abt e 4 sequences....
as for e pair...it cant b a pair of "dragons"...
dragons r any 1 of those 3.....



Dragons

the pair also muz not correspond to e "wind" u r currently at....
or the "wind" of ur seat....
"winds" r any 1 of those 4...



winds

to know the "wind" u r at...very simple...
juz look at dat.....
wind...
which is located somewhere on e table....
cant find it?
ask ur fren...
dey will tell u if dey r ur fren....
as for e "wind" of ur seat...
ask e person nxt to u too...
he/she will gladly tell u...i hope....
if not...prepared to lose money bah
MOST IMPORTANT
**PLS READ**

平胡 does not allow flowers of any sort...growing in front of u.....


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or any cats...centipedes..rat...rooster/bird/peacock...watever it looks like to u...
AND!!!
u must at least haf 2 choices for ur final tile....aka ur winning tile....
MUST...i stress...MUST!!
look at e set below....

waiting for?

u should b able to tell...
e last n winning tile could b a
3k or a 6k
yupz...datz e idea of 2 choices for e winning tile...
so obviously u cant wait for a tile which make up e pair...
but then again....u CAN wait for a single tile....
only n only if u 自摸 (self-touch)
sounds crude....haha....

平胡 muz satisfy all of e above criterias....
otherwise...it would become smelly (read: "Chao Ping Hu")

hope i din leave out anithing......
if i did...feel free to criticize me....

time to slp....
leave u guys wif a night scene of singapore...
picture courtesy of keet's and ziping hp....
boat quay..nice?