Supper, Wala and Skipped Lecture...

ya ya...
i skipped e morning lecture...
a result of a long nite ytd....
my brain said..."wake up..go for lecture.."
my body juz refuse to move a single inch at all...
well thn...
shall make use of e time to blog thn....

yunting had rehearsals..so sad.....
and drey...juz couldnt make it suddenly...
so i went to fetch ling, grace, rj and keet...
ling took her own sweet time to bathe..as usual...
got e cheek to tell me she still watchin tv when im oredi on my way to her place...
grace n rj was at their office...
keet was at home...
b4 goin to holland v for dinner/supper....
check out e imprints of the tables....
so ah tiong....

ended up at Wala Wala...
god knows how mani times i haf went there dis months....
ordered some finger food....

well...messy...table too small...
no choice...
but who cares...
e food was good...

as usual..
keet wif his act cute poses....
pose 1
pose 2



me and ling...
planning to down all e alcohol available..
ok..well at least i look like was ready for "war"


check out my shirt...
itz pink!!!
pink pink pink pink pink......


me, ling and keet.....
yeah i noe..e backdrop is too bright...



pictures of grace and rj?
well..grace was...erm....camera shy...
as for rj..
i was too shy to ask her to pose for a pic...
wahaha...

Nua-ed

been rottin at home for e past few days.....
watching tv...
slping...
eating...
watching tv...
slping...
eating...
yeah...
get e idea?
a cycle ....

was really bored...
so i went to find lucky..
hoping she could perk me up...
there she was..
nua-ing too....

yeah..she refused to entertain me too...
despite me screaming at her for 1 min.....


so i decided to gave her more to time to nua...
b4 i force her to entertain me...
so i went to e loo...
came back 5 mins later....


wat e hell....
as nua as her owner....
gave up on her...
so i went downstairs to get myself a newpaper...
look wat i saw 10mins later when i got back


what can i sae...
yi shan hai you yi shan gao...
(theres alwaez a mountain higher)
lucky beats me hands down....

skool starts nxt monday....
n results not even out yet...
hopefully results got lost in Hurricane Katrina....

Play Music or Universal?

yeah...kelly lost...
wat e fuck?!
kelly only had 36% of e total votes...
meaning mr nose voice had 64%...
i bet 75% of those were sympathy votes...
n assuming every1 of his "genuine" fans voted 10 times..
do e maths...
he aint got alot of fans...

so who is more superstar quality?
well...at least Kelly won 4 out of 5 rounds....
judge urself bah...

anywaez...Kelly signed for Universal Music..
while e loser...
erm i mean winner signed for Play Music...

errr..Play Wat??

Play Music....
e one who gave us Ocean.. aka dun show my face...
n Miss Lao Shu Ai Da Mi...( read Rats love Big Rice )
no prizes if u guessed e reason he won....
n i still dun get it...i tot rats love rubbish/trash more?
no wonder itz such a trashy song.....

enuff of superstar...
as i was telling Ling ...
i dun like postin entries on my blog without pictures...
but here i m...
my 4th consecutive entry without pictures...

b4 i 4get...
thx to keet for providing e venue for our mahjong session ytd..
n thx to yt for lettin us booze n all at her place on Friday..

slept at 5am on both days...
but wat e heck...
mahjong any1???

Y u juz wun get it?

u juz dun get it do u?
i duwan to b juz a fren...
issit dat hard to swallow?

n yes..im veri happy...
if u tink im happy...

juz like u r so darn happy too...
wif ur dearest bf.....
nice n all...
lovey dovey...

pui!

Feeling Shitty(part 2)

i realized itz only like 1 wk ago when i posted "Feelin Shitty"
1 wk later...today...
im feelin shitty again...

yeah...i haf been tinkin of her again...
lets call her "E"....

how did i know "E" ?
well...at NDP 2 yrs ago...
i was servin NS...
while she was an usher...from Ngee Ann Poly...
not long after...i had feelings for her...
mayb was a mistake...
coz E was attached.....

all was well until few mths ago...
we quarrelled...n E told me to get out of her life...
well..mayb E din mean it...
but i took it literally...
nvr contacted E since.....

but it seems i couldnt really 4get E....
keep tinking of E...
especially when i c all my frens who r attached...
yeah...e whole world is attached...
except me...
mayb shd do wat Grace saez..
join SDU or some matchmaking agencies...

anywae...
E once told me she couldnt accept me coz she cant bear to leave her bf...
n to me...E's bf is cheating on her...
which E constantly refuse to accept dis fact...
yeah.. i noe i might not b e best bf a ger can ever haf...
but im willin to gif my all to her...
as usual...
E chose to b wif e guy whom she loves...
n not a guy who loves her .....
doesnt dis alwaez happen in tv shows??

saw dis article in today's Newpaper....
" What is it in female genes that makes it so difficult for us to let go
and accept that a man does not love us, or has stopped loving us? "
itz written by columnist Janice Wong...
yeah a ger...
not some MCP...
one of e reason she gave was dis...
" .....like food wraps, women are instinctually clingy.
That's why we stick together when we go to the toilet. We love to cling,
be it our Gucci bags or to rotten relationships.
The problem is, we do not see it as a problem. We perceive it as a virtue - like
loyalty or preseverance and delude ourselves to feel good inside.
We are martyrs sacrificing our happiness on the altar of love"

Hope E is reading....
n make a space in her life for ppl who deserve her...
yeah i noe...might not b me...
but surely there are other guys out there who deserve her much more...

guess i shd juz keep quiet...
anywae im juz an outsider....
well..mayb im being selfish...
i wan her back in my life....
but not as juz a fren....

get it?

Boring Sunday.........

juz had my breakfast/lunch....
depends how u look at it....
kindda bored...
so decided to blog....

anywae...went ikea ytd....
wif Ling, Grace, Yunting....
din buy anithing as nuttin fancied me..
n oso din haf anithing in mind to buy....

had dinner there too...
ordered a plate of Spag....
but had an extra plate of 9 meatballs....
courtesy of e 3 gers...
yah..real thx leh Ling, Yunting n Grace...
can still feel e meatballz rolling in my stomach among my spag...
wif a Chicken wing by e side.....

afterwhich...
drove to WestMall KopiBean to haf a "kopi session" wif e rest...
credits to YuanChun...
it was one of e largest kopi sessions ever...
Keet was present...so was Drey...Kj...
of coz...YC was there...
plus e 4 of us who went ikea...
8 ppl leh....rare...

as usual ...one of e topics we discussed..which got every1 hyped up...
was bitching abt miss " i like to plagiarize" aka miss "yt is a bad influence"....
oops..
shdnt sae too much...
im afraid of bad karma too...
haha.....

anywae i decided to link my her blog on mine...
go read guys...
it has "im in my own world" written all over it.....
classic...

oh yah..watched e maid too after e bitching n catching up session...
wif Grace..Yunting..Ling n her bf zw.....
itz not dat scary or fantastic...
compared to Ju-on...Dark Waters...n e many others.....
but itz enuff to make Ling n Grace missing parts of e shows....
hehe....

k..nuff of ytd...wat abt today?
nuttin much realli...
juz received Grace reply...
coz i ask her ytd at 3am how was kelly's banner going on....
haha...
hey ling..look wat she wrote....
" hey i juz saw ur msg...
was too busy working on e banner ytd n overslpt tis morning!
Alamak!
haha.."

now...dat is called effort k?
haha....

Erm.......

seriously...i dunno wat to blog abt...
theres like too many things to talk abt...
met up wif some old frens on Sat 20th August...
Gary n Ximing...who else...
went to Fish & Co' for dinner wif dem...
b4 settling down at Great World TCC...
had a Vodka Espresso....

dun try it ...
it sux...
trust me...

wat abt sunday??
let me think....
I cant remember!!!
gosh...
can any1 tell me??

Tuesday 23rd...
met Ling n Yunting for dinner...
by request...Yunting told me to remove e unflattering pic of her in e previous post...
n replace wif...
dis...


my face look big while hers looks small...
y?
coz she positioned her head further back...
haha...
sorry ger...

after which..
Drey n Keet joined us...
went to Yunting hall to 'chill'

Wednesday...August 24th...
met Yunting n Ling ...
purpose?
for fun...
ended up on Jurong Hill...
n so sorry grace..
my parents really came back late....

Thursday...which is today...
bloggin...recuperating at home...too many late nites...
n most imptly...
watch Kelly on TV
haha...

ohh....start le...

Feeling Shitty....

1st of all...
i changed the song on dis blog....
had enuff of e disturbing song....
currently playin is Rick Price's Heaven Knows....
n NO!!!
i din put dis song bcoz Weilian sang it well or wat....
dis song is here simply bcoz i missed some1....
itz been like 2mths since she last contacted me....
or 3mths...
i dunno..
itz too long....
all i noe all dis while i felt like shit....
imagine char kway teow without "hums"....
Satay without the sauce....
yeah....
something's been missing all dis while.....
haiz.....

anywae..another reason im feelin shitty is bcoz....
my keyboard was spoilt ....
rushed to Jurong Point to get 1 juz now....
dun ask me y nvr post any picture...
who nvr c a keyboard b4??????

ok..shall stop here
enjoy dis sad song mah

WTF?!!! Pui!!!

First of all...
for those who din catch SuperStar last nite...
Kelly won...
while hot favourite Junyang was ousted by Weilian...
n for those for has nvr followed SuperStar...
Weilian is visually handicapped ....

no offense to the blind...
but we r looking for a SuperStar...
n oso to b a hit in e MandoPop scene...

seriously...
touch ur heart...
swear to God if u r Christian...
Does Weilian look more SuperStar thn Junyang....???
n from my pt of view...
Weilian uses too much of his nose voice...
thus..making him sound like a duck.....
n does a SuperStar sound like Donald????
i dun tink so.....

So i guess Junyang still cant figure out y he lost...




n check out e smirk look on Weilian's sister...




Ok...enuff of e guys...
most importantly...
Kelly won!!
but then again...
Xin Huei wasn't too bad...
so Xin Huei..dun b sad...
dey will still offer u a recording contract...
look at Maia...Sly...Constantine...Bo Bice...
dey all lost too...
but still got a chance to record their own songs...
then again....Kelly is still da best!!!
n to my Supper Gang( Ling...Grace...Yunting...bla bla bla)....
go grab her single...itz out on Sunday 21st August...
if not..if she loses at e indoor stadium....
u all can haf instant noodles for supper.....




Food for thought...
imagine Weilian becomes the SuperStar by beatin Kelly...
how would e taiwanese ppl tink....?

Taiwan Ger 1: "Hey u noe e new singer..Weilian..from Singapore?"
Taiwan Ger 2: "Oh..e SuperStar ah...i heard hes blind...issit true"
Taiwan Ger 1: "Yupz...guess Singapore got no real talent...
even a blind can bcome a SuperStar..."
Taiwan Ger 2: "Dun sae dat mah...who noes...
Mayb Ou De Yang is blind too.."
Taiwan Ger 1: ***Speechless***

Y?

i haf alwaez been puzzled.....
hopefully some1 can enlighten me....

Y issit dat whenever i try to ask ppl out...
dey r alwaez not free....???

n Y issit dat when pple ask me out...
i haf to b free???

so to those of u out there....

Thou shall not ask ppl out anymore....

n b4 i end dis post...
i would like to appeal to all drivers...
if someday u decide to park nxt to my car....
pls leave ample space for me to get in or out of my car....
if u din realize...
e car nxt to urs is a merc...
much larger thn ur pathetic Honda City or Toyota Crown....
n i suppose e parkin lot is large enuff for u...
so pls do not leave me wif only 1cm of room....
unless u wan me to scratch ur car...
thn go ahead
thx...
if not i might juz leave dis on ur car nxt time.....

Qualifed ForkLift Driver....

sae wat u guys wan...
im now a qualified Forklift Driver...
wahaha...
UMW faxed my pass slip to my parents' company juz now...

nxt..i shall go for my class 4 licence....
shall conquer all vehicles on land.....

below r juz a few fotos we took ytd at Wala Walas'......
n Ling kindly reminded me...e drink i finished up for her was called Hoegarden...
imagine a garden wif many holes....
ok...not farni....

First up Grace.....

Me and HuiLingz....


Yunting at work......


Keet.....tinks he has grown more handsome....


ok...
dinner time....

Dreams........

guess wat...
deja vu...
i juz came back...
after sending keet, Lingz, Grace and Yunting back....
n yah...
we went to Holland V again...
Wala Wala...for a couple of drinks...
had a Lychee Martini...
n finished up Ling's drink...
too tired...cant remember the name...

but y i named dis post "Dreams?"
simply bcoz i alwaez had a dream of being able to send my gf home after late nites...
or after any events...occasions...bla bla bla....
buyin her supper bla bla bla....
juz like yunting buying supper for her beau....

when i had a gf.... i haven't pass my driving...
when i pass my driving...i had oredi dumped my gf...

yah..bastard rite...i dumped her...
well...datz life...sad isnt it....
which i veri much regretted...

but itz isnt dat bad still...
frenz can replace gf for e time being.....

n yah...i finally finish my Forklift Course...
hopefully i passed...
results will only b out nxt wk...
fingers crossed....

Happy B'Day Singapore

originally planned to play soccer wif e gang...
but our plan was spoiled ....
due to a carnival-like event being organized at our "home ground"....

thus went for breakfast at Lot 1's Mac instead...
wif Ronald...Albert...JC...Yuanchun....

afterwhich..Ronald n YC decided to watch Wedding Crashers...
for me..itz been awhile since i last watch a movie...
so i tagged along...

was'nt too bad at all...
itz about two guys...
crashing strangers' weddings...
in e process slpin wif e gers dey found attractive...

Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan at one of e weddings...

and at 1 particular wedding...
dey found their true love...
admist many obstacles....

thn again...
i nvr believed in true love...
so i find e plot a little ridiculous...
but on e whole...
e movie is quite enjoyable...
u guys should go watch it...

after e movie...
i ended up at Keet's place...
for Mahjong...as usual...
im becoming a Mahjong Fanatic...

shall end here...
haf Forklife practical tml...

Iron Godness of Mercy

juz came back after sendin e bunch of gers n keet home...

an original outin which consists of only me n lingz...
ended up wif 3 gers n 2 guys....
poor yuntingz n grace were dragged out of bed by us...
haha..sorry but thx for e company....

n keet...forced to take a cab to join us at around 1030...
after finishin "some" of his tutorials....

went to Sakae Sushi at HarbourFront...
before ending up at Essential Brew..
at Holland V...

guess wat...dey had a "fantastic" drink...
called Iron Godness of Mercy...
which basically translates into...
"Tie Guan Ying"
n cost around 14 bucks...
tink i can get dat cheaper at e kopitiam near my house...

anywae i had a Corona...
yupz..i was driving..
but one Corona wun make any1 tipsy lor...
more imptly..itz unlikely u will fail TP's breathe test...

keet reached not long after...
n we left for clementi to haf supper...
after being chased out by e cute waitress...
haha...

ok..shall end here...
tired..
still gotta go work few hours later...

**
To whoever it concerns...
i juz saw ur blog...
y do u alwaez associate EVERYTHING wif her?
i really dun understand...
do i look like im darn farkin close wif her?
do i look like i will tell her EVERYTHING?
do i look like im some1 who will go around tellin ppl UR BLOG ADDRESS??
To u m i a BIG KayPoh Fark?
Y do u haf e ILLUSION dat my frens will shoot u on sight?

Im really damn farkin disappointed...
let me sae dis once more...
n 1 last time...
stop associating everything wif her...
Coz i seldom contact her..
even if i do...I wun tell her anithing abt U...
Im oso not a farker who goes around..
publicizing ur BLOG ADDRESS...
more imptly...
Im not a Kaypoh Fark...
n if u still wanna haf Dat ILLUSION...
i dunno wat to sae...
after 2 yrs..
datz ur impression of me n my frens...
**

Forklift Lesson 1 and menses.....

took a break from work today...
went to attend a forklift course...
at UMW...
some company at Tuas....
for those who dunno...
heres a picture of a forklift.....

instructor at his work....

damn...
it was a course which had alot of banglas...ah ceks....
i felt so out of place man.....

was only a Theory Lesson today...
after which was a Theory test...
best part was...
e instructor "revised" ALL e questions that were comin out...
b4 e actual test....
yeah...n i really mean ALL
so i guess...
itz almost impossible to fail theory test?

there would be 2 lessons of pratical nxt wk...
pending on e theory results....

n yah...my dog is still having her menses...
itz oredi been like 3wks?
can't remember too....
leaving bloodstains everwhere...
yah...my bed wasn't spared at all
darn...she juz left blood on my bed....
shan't take pic of it...
too darn lazy to do so

" u told me to get out of ur life...
so y do u still hoped to c me at ndp?
e way u screwed me off dat nite...
realli broke my heart....
but then again...itz ok...
u haf nvr understood...
dat wateva i given out to u...
itz juz impossible for us to b frens
n until u can get over him....
or rather...bear to leave him...
let us juz remain lik dis....
itz better for u dis way...
n if fate has it.....
we will c each other again...."

NDP Preview

went for NDP preview juz now...
yupz...at Padang...
dun ask me how i got tix...
i wun tell u....
unless u beg me...
or u can try askin those who oredi knew...
ppl like lingz...yunting...bla bla bla.....

for those who can't wait for e actual day...
shall juz show u some pictures i took...
by the way....
NDP is on 9th August...
in case got ppl dunno when issit...

1st up...padang n the stage..

Our Parachuters...aka The Red Lions...

Military Police showcasing their stuff...

Part of the Parade Contingent...

pretty ger in white....
haha...juz joking....

The Colours....

Birds....erm no..i mean F16s...

F16 farting......

our own Black Hawks...

M113s and Combat Engineer Tanks

Performances....

Finally...Fireworks....

and juz when i was tired...
n wanted to take a rest on my bed......

LUCKY!!!!
wat the !@#$%^&*
get off my bed!!!!!

Kelly

yah...i noe how much i have been kaobei-ing about dis superstar thinggy...
but dunno y i still watch it faithfully every thurs...
who cares abt e bois on wednesday....

one contestant really caught my attention...
Kelly....!
not only she has e looks...but oso her singing talents...
almost got knocked out...despite consistently scoring high points...
wassup wif u ppl...
start votin man...
fortunately she got revived at e previous revival round...
check out e video below...not one of her best performances though...

oh yah...
better stop my song playin on e right...
n click start below to play e video

hope u r watching........

What'z Hot

yeah....watz hot?
nah...not e sun.....
NKF?
Director earns $25,000 a mth?
has 12 mth bonus?
travels on business class plane flights?
nope...
Itz all in e papers...
shan't bore u wif dat....

wat abt Chelsea biddin for Ronaldinho...?
willin e pay his buy-out clause....
or Noh Alam Shah goin to Notts Co. for a training stint....

k...stop guessin...
e hottest topic is me having a dog!!!!
haha...
my uncle gave it to me over e weekend....
not really sure abt itz breed though....
looks like a cross between norfolk and australian terrier...
not sure...some1 enlighten me pls.....
itz called "Lucky"
damn "tu"....damn common name!!
haha..who cares...itz damn cute!!
itz abt a year old.....
n itz super hyper active....
can play by itself until e wee hrs in e morning....

took some fotos of it wrestling wif my sister's doll.....

shall post more soon.....
back to "Jue Dui I DIE DIE OSO WANNA B FAMOUS"
oops... i mean "Jue Dui Superstar" (sic)

Do Not Try Dis

was on my way home from work....
tired and all.....
cant wait to drive faster n haf a nice deserved shower....
until i got caught in a jam....
at e slip road towards Jurong West St 74...
near Pioneer Rd North Exit (PIE)....
cursing n swearing....
n nvr did i imagine wat was actually causing the massive jam....

A Burning Car....
yupz....
how often do u c dat.....
fortunately...e honour was mine.....
so i whipped out my 6680 n took a couple of pics........

flaming car in full glory...

zooming in....

SCDF to the rescue....

Fantastic Four has Johnny Storm, The Human Torch....
Here we haf....The Car Torch....

ok...heres the best part...
if u realize e car did not meet wif an accident....
no such thing as car hit car....car burst into flames...no...
only dat car was at e scene....
which means...e car juz caught fire....on itz own!!
guess Singapore is really too hot.....
even e car cant tahan...

moral of the e story...
remember to buy insurance for ur car....
dont buy red cars...but if u muz...
die die oso muz haf a red car...
thn dun use the Pioneer Road North Exit....

Corrinne May - Save Me

S A V E M E
Written by Corrinne May Ying Foo
Copyright 2004, Corrmay Gourmet Music (ASCAP)

I drift I burn, I fly
When you sing lullabies
I'm helpless, I'm yearning
I'm like putty in your hands

I laugh, I dream, I cry
When you take me on a rollercoaster ride
You see me through and through
You see just who I am
Just take my hand and

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting for you

I had a dream that I
Was falling from the sky
At 90 miles an hour
I was bound to crash and die
But out of nowhere you came and rescued me
There must be some grace in the touch of your face
I'm so happy that I've found you
I'm no longer afraid

Oh 'cause you
Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting

Before I met you
Life was slow-mo
So slow-mo
I thought I had it figured out
But you came and turned my whole world upside down

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows you've come to

Save me from this place
Heaven knows I'm falling
For you, my sweet embrace
Heaven knows
Heaven knows I've been waiting for you
Waiting for you


i haf fallen in love wif dis song...
dunno y