L E T H A R G I C

saturday.....

thursday went to play mahjong wif Ling, Grace n Keet...at Keet'z place....
slept at 4.30am.....
fri gary came over to my place.....
din slp til 6am...

haiz....wasted 2 GV movie pass.....due to some unforseen circumstances..........

look at e date...over le.....


damn lethargic now....
but still....
have to prepare to go Bugis...
meetin yc kj zp n keet....

and darn it...liverpool really won....
if only im THAT accurate in spottin qns for my exams.......

n for u only Ling....
my nxt post shall b on Mahjong!!
haha...stay tuned...heez.....

Hope Theory

itz not by me btw....

"HOPE THEORY "

if there sum1 who like u a lot
but u arent sure...not 100% sure
if u like him
or u are just being nice to him becoz he's really nice to u
and u don want to tell him the truth
becoz it will break his
in fact , u are giving him false hope
false hope that u will one day accept him
but actually u will NEVER accept him
so he everyday HOPE n HOPE
and as the days go by
his love will deeepen
and as u drag it longer
the hurt will become greater
so , if u dont think he has a slightest chance
don give him hope
u will only hurt him more n the end
thats HOPE THEORY


hope Liverpool wins the Champions League....
to show e world English clubs are underestimated......
n thn i will hope they cant defend the title nxt season....

n to clear any misunderstandings.....
i might look 4ver online on Msn....
but e fact is i might not be actually at home....
or i might not be physically in front of the monit0r....
or e best part is i might not even haf e monitor switched on...
so for those who r tryin to msg me on msn n yet cant find me....
pls dun start hurlin abuses at me....
theres an invention called the handphone...

Post Fa Cup - Pre Computing Paper

totally no mood to study watsoever......
since last fri when i went to ngee ann poly to revise......
din even touch my bag since thn....wif all my study guides...lecture notes ...all safely secured inside....

mayb it was due to manu's failure of not winning e Fa Cup....
yayaya...im a manu fan....bombard me if u wan....
mayb wun b called a man u fan nxt time....dey gonna rename man utd to glazer utd n thus it makes me a glazer fan.....KNNCCB

KNNCCB? for those who dunno...itz singaporeans' way of asking hows ur mother....sweet rite?

all i can sae is my team dominated for 120mins...or mayb 119 mins (e 1 min was when mr van pussie tested carroll wif his freekick in xtra time)... Mr Wenger n his "wenga bois" showed us e art of defending....with abit of lady luck's intervention.....

Ashley cole was afraid to injure his England team-mate rooney...hence gave Rooney e freedom to roam.....
Ronaldo made Lauren looked like a skool boy......period

but thn again...if we dominate n yet cant kill off e opponent.....we deserve to lose........
Nice game Arsenal....but we will b back....hopefully.........

anywae.....was surfin e net.......came across dis hokkien blog.....
itz damn farni loh.....
those who can understand wat e blog is tryin to sae....good for u....
for those who cant......too bad...........
i have linked it...juz click here
below is one of e post taken from e blog.....

Pak Yiu

Limpeh : Siao liao lor. Yiu jit ki, sa ma pun ki.

Ah Lun : Simik sama. Boh beng pek.

Limpeh : Tiong kim sa ma profession wu eng cia eh mah.

Ah Lun : Hee kuan kor toilet eh, mah ai yiu ah?

Limpeh : Oh, of course! Boh yiu yi an cua ki zhor kang? Then, boh yiu boh cia tiok boh lang jip toilet. Yi tio boh thaan lo!

Ah Peng : Lu khua ah, yiu ki jit kak si jin sueh, ta pi lu pak chueh jin kui eh ler.

Limpeh : Si loh. Wa jioh pak 3 litre ler kia it.

Ah Peng : Wa mah si.

Ah Lun : Wa ko si boh beng pek. Toilet ler. Lang pang jioh pang sai mah ai eng yiu?

Ah Peng : Pang bueh chut tio pang tam pok yiu lo...

Limpeh : Hahaha.. Grease ah?

Ah Peng : Haha!


ok...im gg to fail tml's paper .......
divine intervention needed now........

Eve of Maths paper.......

yah yah...i noe...i should b studyin....but wat e heck......
seriously....no pt huggin buddha's leg now.....
according shichang's theorem.....studyin e nite before ur exams will only make u 4get wateva u had studied e days b4.......

aniwaez......bought e June Edition of FHM Singapore (ya yaaaa...e 1 wif 100 sexiest fhm)

while on my way back from Ngee Ann Poly....
(went there to revise maths wif Vin and Sid...Ber y u awol? Busy playin WE8 riteeeee....)

For the horny guys who doesnt wanna part wif 6 bucks.......i will juz summarize e top 100 ladies......
as for e gals who arent interested at all.....bear wif me ....k? it will b over it a jiffy.....

ok...Straight to No.93...
e wife of Jamie Redknapp.....Louise Redknapp

Vincent...u noe her? if not...time to get out of ur well located in a cave which is on e top of a Mountain far far away....

nxt to position 84.....
it was more than a shock....coz sexy was never associated wif her in my mind....
n...no matter how i look at it...with lights on or off...or even with e book closed...she doesnt look sexier thn Louise.....
well..shes none other than.........

Stef Sun.....**yawnz**

at 79 ....one of my fav local artiste....
ex MTV VJ
BELINDA LEE!!!
yupz...e 1 who goes crazy every wed on Ch U at 9.15pm...

Position 67 is our favourite self-proclaimed virgin...or so she professed at dat time....e mickey mouse club ger who makes boys heart go "pop pop....pop pop"
Britney Spears...

11 places higher than miss mickey mouse is our ex Miss Singapore Universe...Jaime Teo!!
Number 56 leh...dun pleh pleh
another of my fav local artiste....cute rite??? wahahaha....
look at e T-shirt...."Tsunami Relief Fund Raising" ....helpful n kind oso leh!!!

Next at position 46.....she comes from e place where we normally associate wif Kangaroos and koala bears....and Exercise Wallaby.....
Aussie Delta Goodrem....
Vincent...I doubt u noe her too....so heres her pic.....

all e way up at position 22 is one fifth of the desperate housewives...
Teri Hatcher

4 positions up at 18th is e star of Eye for a Guy...MTV VJ Denise Keller

sorry ah.. Ber...lend me ur pic...I lazy to switch on my scanner and scan from e mag...

NUMBER 16!!!
Jeanette Aw!!!!
WOOHOOO!!!
me big fan of her....but can't afford a bigger ring for her than the ones SK Jewelleries is giving her.....

Now into e Top 10....!!!!
At number 8......
Rock Chick/Singapore Idol Finalist....
Maia Lee!!!
omg...my scanner has issues......

Lets cut all e crap shit...n fast forward to NUMERO UNO!!!!
the winner is.......
wheres my drum roll????
lalalalal......
HER!!!! RU HUA!!!!!!

HAHA....for those ppl readin....who are already getting high by juz lookin at pictures....was that a turn off?!??!?!?!?!
WAHAHAHAHA

Get ur FHM today....to find out....whos e winner.....hahaha.....
i wun tell u....even if u beg me or crawl thru my legs......

-Boon Lay Airport-

Ever heard of Boon Lay Airport??

well....one was built today...to accomodate sudden influx of aeroplanes landing at the western coast of Singapore......

the CEO is none other thn yours truly......ME!
yupz....i built one dis week....
coz some one landed his plane twice at my feet.....

1st he jio me on monday nite (9th of May)....sayin to go to skool on tues(10th May)
to revise for exams...
well...u guessed it...he din appear.......

nxt he jio me to go Farrer Park Mac after Fri (13th May)'s paper...fer lunch......
so after exams i called him....he was at home oredi....complaining tiredness and sleepiness......

well....nice week isnt it??

to all e liverpool fans......

1st of all...apologies for the recent blog inactivity....
been struggling wif my exam revisions lately.....
yah yah i noe....
surely got time to blog rite....since nobody studies 24/7....
well...e fact is e mood isnt there to blog during this "burry ur head in books" period......

anywaez...here i m....n i decided to dedicate tis post to all Liverpudlians...

yes...u guys are in e finals....but dun go cryin home if u lose to AC Milan in Istanbul....sob sob...no champions league action nxt season lor....
and is e blue half of merseyside better thn u??
before u sae "NVR!"...consider e fact dat dey dun haf e likes of Luis Garcia....Milan Baros...Steven Gerrard.....Xabi Alonso....



aniwae...a little bit of liverpool history for e DIE HARD liverpool fans...
1892 – Liverpool Football Club formed
1901 - Liverpool won their 1st ever League title
1950 - First Wembley appearance (FA CUP Final)..but lost 2-0 to Arsenal
1959 - Bill Shankly was appointed as Manager
1965 - Won their 1st Fa Cup
1974 - Bob Paisley was appointed as Manager
1977 - Won the European Cup for the 1st time
1983 - Joe Fagan appointed as Manager
1985 - Kenny Dalglish appointed Player/Manager
1985 - Heysel Disaster
1986 - Won the double (League Champs & FA Cup Champs)
1989 - Hillsborough Tragedy
1991 - Graeme Souness was appointed
1994 - Roy Evans was manager
1998 - Gérard Houllier appinted as joint manager
Nov. 1998 - Roy Evans sacked
2001 - Won Treble under Gérard Houllier (Fa Cup, Worthington Cup, UEFA Cup)
2004 - Rafael Benitez appointed
2005 - reached Champions League Final

waT a Dae........

time: 9.30am - 11+
weather: FREAKIN' HOT!!!!
Venue: Lam Soon CC (CCK)
Purpose: play Soccer ..or wat we call it.." The Big Match "
Participants: Me of coz, KJ, YC, Ziping, Rizal, Sara, JianTing, Weili n his 2 bros, JinRong, Yaosheng, KangNien, Jeyakumar and some malays....
Absentees (or rather the pang sehs): Ronald n Albert (same aeroplane) JooChuan (as usual)

Injuries: Me...(nabeiz..knn...so darn suay)

theres another one....but i shant post it....itz too gross for visual pleasure....


time:5.00pm to ????
weather:cooling....finally...
Meetin place: City Hall Interchange
Participants: Me again...Ximing....Gary.....

took a meaningless walk to Marina Square b4 gg back to Suntec's Marché for dinner.....
our receipt........can buy 4D again.....wahahaha

went to play Bowlin afterwhich....b4 gg to Pacific Coffee (City Link Mall) to haf a rest...n to drink kopi of coz......



Haiz....b'Dae gg to end juz lidat......got zilch wishes fulfilled...wahaha....
haiz....itz back to studies again.....
before i go....thx to xm n gary for a great outing....thx to keet n gang....
n thx to Lingz fer e b'Dae card.....
maciam I win oscar or wat sia...haha......thank you speech leh...dun pley pley...
Last but not least...."World Peace!!!!!".....lol

22 liaoz.....

dunno whether to b happy or sad....
1 yr older.....
when is my 1st million dollars gonna come????
sobz....

Hey Lingz n Keet....thx fer e b'day wishes....
thx fer doing wat others din do.........

taken from keet's sms...
"... ... take things in ur stride... happi or unhappi..u haf to decide 4 urself... u might b happier if u gif urself a chance to b...being persistent may nt b good at times...."

i stop contactin' her le....but i still tink of her......y muz things end up dis way........

bday eve......

met kj..keet..n yc at around 2.30pm....
surprise surprise.... i waas e last to arrive...........
HEY! dun blame ME! they aLwaez late 1....so I took my bloordy own sweet time....wahaha....
btw ziping din come....N where were U joochuan???
fever? exams? stomachache? or lost in nus?

went to orchard...kinokuniya...Wisma..Isetan...bla bla bla bla...e usual orchard hangouts....

went for dinner at Holland Road....e infamous XO sliced fish noodles!! (pardon e direct translation)

i noe...doesnt look delicious rite...but it rox loh k!!!!!!

oh yah....we had a stupid idea...combine e cost of e meal n drinks...n.... tadaaa~~~.... 4 digits to buy 4D!!!!! how great.....hopefully wif dis we can slack for e nxt few mths........
our ticket....


HEY GARY!!! HAPPY BDAY TO U!!!! bugger.....born 1 day earlier thn me....itz dat e reason for e vast difference in height????

my bday wishlist.........

some1 asked me wat i wan for bday.........

here it is....my wish list...though abit early........

Lamborghini Gallardo.....a HeadFone...a Microsoft Optical Mouse....n more $$$$$!!!!!!!!

guess wat.......

hey ber...LOOK at DIS!!
i moved my Blog too!! wahaha....
pardon e farmiliarities.............too darn lazy to edit e html.......

btw...for those who dunno....i had a blog too...SurPrised??? wahahah