Rants Rants and more Rants......

realized itz been awhile since i last blogged.....
dun tink any1 missed me..ya?
even if any soul missed me....
it muz haf been dey missed me driving dem out for supper....

anywae juz got back from lessons.......
all pissed n all....
put it crudely....
itz a fucked up day.....

y?
dun worry...itz not bcoz of Irfan...
i c him almost everyday...
kindda immune liaoz...though e sight of him still irks me...
especially seeing him licking his fingers so that he can flip thru e attendance book....
or seeing him rushing to tutorial room...hoping to get a seat and hope no1 noes he
actually belongs to e nxt class....

let me bring u into e scenario...
i was queing to board my bus...
dis trio of Indian ladies who obviously doesnt noe e meanin of politeness...
happily juz push me away n cut into e queue...
hello???
at least haf e courtesy to apologize for pushing
itz not like i will blame u for cuttin queue...
u will appear on my blog datz all...
no big deal rite?
im not some famous blogger like xiaxue or miyagi....
knn....
at least e last lady of e trio had e courtesy to let me board 1st...
but not after i stared real hard at her....
obviously she had learn mind reading b4....
"nabeiz cheebyez...blind ah? can fuckin pls queue up ornot?????!!!! need me to teach u ah?!?!?!?"

now dis brings me to e not so recent case of a blogger being jailed for making racist remarks....
i wondered did e judge take into consideration y was e blogger a racist before passing e sentence...????
come on...
who on earth is born a racist??
(well mayb e guy who sits in front of me during lecture is...
haha)
in his case...it was becoz a malay family refused to let him haf e cab 1st...
which resulted in e death of his baby brother...
eh come on...
if i had a baby brother who died bcoz of dat...
i wun only b a racist lor...
e suicide bomber who bombed bali might even b me lor...
u tink he likes to b racist n face e prospect of being jail meh?
like wat phua chu kang saez...
"use yer blainnnnn!!! use yer blainnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"

sometimes itz really de events dat happen to us..or mayb happen around us...
dat ultimately mould us into e character we r now....
like being a racist n all....

being a chinese...a majority race in singapore...
i tell u...itz damn ez to turn into a racist lor...
especially some1 wif my character...
but like it ornot...
itz me being me...

well..i do admit sometimes i do salivate at non-chinese gers....
but datz becoz more often thn not...dey r drop dead gorgeous...
and sometimes even look like chinese...
so much so dat my eyes began to play tricks on me.....

but hell no...
i draw e line there...
i will nvr agree to inter-racial bonding....
removin my "skin" is totally out of e question....

dey sae inter-racial babies normally bring out e best genes of both races...
well i sae no..
if i ever do dat..
im certain all my bad genes will come out and play....
well..probably mayb coz i dun haf any good genes..
wahaha....

k...
back to Craig David's "The Story Goes....."


another time.......

Wah Lan Eh.......

check dis out man....
wat more can i sae???
picture saez a thousand words....
ber...sid....
r u tinkin wat im tinking????
telepathetic powers........

super tights checkered pants dat split once dey bend down...
ugly jackets wif millions of metal studs....
boots dat i wore during my chiong sua dayz...
chains that i use to lock my bicycle...
not in e picture was dey wore a padlock wif chain like dogtags...
how cool is dat?!?!
pukez....

e best part was dey had an umbrella....
which was purple in color...
a disgustingly gross ugly purple umbrella....
n dey conveniently hook the disgusting umbrella on e rings found on their pants....

anywae caught Hairy Porter n his cup of fire....
wat can i sae......
emma watson is chio sia!!



eh wait...shes only 15!!

on a totally different note....
been tinking wat she told me...
guess shes rite...
e more some1 wants something...
e more elusive it is....
mayb dat explains no matter how hard i try...
i still cant get it.....
been lookin at her blog...
looks like i make e rite choice in withdrawing...
withdrawing from dis stupid triangle....
guess i had been dumb all dis while.....
waitin for something dat would nvr happen....

Cheenapoks cant count....JB Trip....

check out dis banner i saw while lunching at clementi hawker centre.......

2nd last line saez.....
one large bowl of porridge ----> $2 / 2.5 ......
if one large bowl of porridge cost $2....
watz $2.50?? larger bowl?
imagine buyin a L-sized shirt...
but there r 2 diff sizes n prices for juz e L-size....
confusing....

wat abt e last line.....???
frogs 2 for $12....3 for $18.......
most of e time..
when we c such banners...
mayb dey will show 2 for $12..3 for $16...
meaning if u buy more ...it will cost less.....
but here...no!!
same price if u buy 2 or 3 or mayb 236..still same price...
!!!!!

anywae....
i went JB on Thursday wif Sid & Ber....
Ber bought ba kua...of all things...
while Sid n Me bought some xbox games....
and check out e drinks we had during dinner in JB....




still finished it nevertheless....
ended up damn bloated though.....




n yah...caught "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"
in JB...
how cool is dat....
10 ringgit..for a movie on thursday....
cant even buy a movie tix on Monday in SG man....
but hell no....
i aint gonna move to JB n b a jiu hu kia...
even though piracy rox there...
while e only thing dat rox in singapore is e government.......
sad......





a muz watch movie....

1....2.....3......4.....5........6!!!!!
Belial, Serfen, Nero, Cain, Judas, Lucifer!!!!
n dun wake up at 3am............

Bored....

L-Bert gave me a link...
tried it out of sheer boredom....

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

Watz wrong...Watz wrong.....

First n foremost...
a little background.....
The GCC Saga
dear ling....
itz juz a small matter leh...
y make such a big hoo-ha over it....
besides...i aint complaining.....
e best part was...
i only told u i had cup noodles for supper ....
but u still managed to find out e whole incident!!!!
sometimes i really do tink that news travel at e speed of light.....
mayb u r rite...itz a gers' thing...
datz y i dun understand....
but u cant possibly expect me to ask her to take a cab home rite???

anywae...look at these pics....
hot mama....Zoe Tay...

hot newscaster....Diana Ser


Lastly...Hot Lisa...


wat do they haf in common??
dey r all lao chios!!!
n i find dem hot!!!!
dey r old enuff to b my mum!!
ok..not exactly...
but e truth is...
im havin e hots for lao chios...!!
is there anything wrong wif me??
i shd b drooling over fiona xie...
or erm...ashlee simpson??
i dunno..but at least drool over some1 younger....

ok...
better get back to Jeanette Aw instead of harbouring tots of lao chios...
anywae...
watz up wif Jeanette's hair????
itz like e broom in my house!!!
go watch e channel 8 show at 9pm weekdays...
n u will get wat i mean.....

Roxette

Roxette
It Must Have Been Love

Click on e pic to save e song...


Lay a whisper on my pillow,
leave the winter on the ground.
I wake up lonely,
there's air of silence in the bedroom
and all around
Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now.
It must have been love but I lost it somehow.
It must have been love but it's over now.

From the moment we touched, 'til the time had run out.

Make-believing we're together that I'm sheltered by your heart.
But in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm.
And it's a hard winters day, I dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now.
It's all that I wanted, now I'm living without.
It must have been love but it's over now,
it's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows.

End of Holidaez......

Haven't been actively bloggin recently....
lazy leh.....
mayb itz bcoz of e 2 super off holidays...
deepavali n hari raya....
been slackin throughout e whole week....
anywae hari raya is over!!!
woohoo!!!
darn happy man!!!
y??
cant sae here....
i hum ji....after wat happened to bloggers recently.....
cant even voice our opinions now...
how to???
when government everything oso wanna chap...
u gif birth to how mani babies...oso chap...
u wanna buy cigarette...government dun like...
tax u many many...
tax wun stop u?? put disturbing pictures on e packages...
wun do too?? restrict e places u can smoke lor....

anywae wat haf i been up to??
slackin...
rottin...
goin for suppers...
goin for drinks...
meetin up some old frens from army....
tryin to complete e irritatin Xbox game called Juiced...
i nid help!!! arghh....
Ximing!! help me wif e last challenge!!!
knn...pek chek...

anywae...mayb keet was rite...
my life really revolves around chocolates...
nuttin else...
ok lah...mayb when conscience hits me...
my life will divert abit to studies...

so for now...itz...
Gold choc coins???


Kit Kats????


or Hersheys....??


Personally i like Hersheys alot...
but thn...e chocolate is so damn nicely wrapped...
n e wrapper seems impossible to tear.....

gold choc coins??
ppl haf been discouragin me from it....
y??
erm...i dunno....mayb e gold color is off??

kit kats are too hiong...
eat liaoz confirm ao leng tia (sore throat)....
so itz out of e question for now.....

dun get it???
too bad....

anywae..tink im gettin back my laptop from her soon...
shd stop slackin n get on wif assignments le...
SQL...Java....
argh....
juz e mere tot of it makes me wanna puke liaoz....

Power Lor.......

juz had lunch at home....
not real fantastic or sumptious...
but still can make it la....

while eating...
saw a little article at e bottom of Sin Ming Newspaper....
some bloke juz won a record breaking US$340 million PowerBall jackpot!!!!
FYI...PowerBall is the US equivalent of Singapore's Toto..or Big Sweep...
on a larger, gigantic, humongous, titantic, gargantuan scale...
not too sure abt e exchange rate...but according to the article...
US$340million is SG$570 million!!!!



How big is SG$570 million??
assuming i can live for another 50yrs...
itz 11.4million per yr for e nxt 50yrs....
950k a mth....
roughly 79k per day...
if T.T. Durai was peanuts....
79k/day shd b erm...macadamia nuts??
n on top of dat....
no nid to work my ass away for e nxt 50yrs!!!
itz like money dropping from e sky!!!
ok..not really...

was talkin to yc abt dis subject....
YC:" i suppose his past few lifes must be damn suay...
then can snowball until he so lucky this life...
either tt or... the next few lifes he might be damn suay lor..."
YC:"haha"

suay for e nxt few lives or rich dis life??
u choose it..........

Classic.......

i noe im evil for doing dis...
i noe i will haf karma too...
but i juz haf to do it!!!!!
im feelin damn uneasy lor!!!

i merely ask some1 to treat me a cup of barley...
which costs only 60cents...
n he tinks i treat him as a millionaire!!!
wat de fark?!?!
n besides..
i was really joking abt askin him to treat me can???!!
arghh...
yeah..itz vincent koh showin his powers on me.....
NONONO!!i stress again..i do not haf e same surname as him...
itz juz happened to haf an unwanted coincidental similarity to mine....

dear Ber has oredi beaten me to it...
by bloggin abt e classic encounter few days ago...
go read it...
itz linked at e bottom of dis entry...
mayb i shd juz make it a permanent link someday....

yah..anywae..
i decided to remove all e previous songs....
no more blue eyes blue...james blunt..or my valentine...
reason was i tried to force myself to listen to FM 93.3..
i din even last 5mins k!!!!
english songs is still for me....
more so if dey r classic old-skool type!!!
check it out!!
current playlist consist of
Depeche Mode...
Culture Beat...
Ace of Base..
Roxette...

i love old-skool.....


oh yah..here it is...
e entry abt Vincent...
My Nonsensical SIM-mate

I Live to Eat.....

WARNING!!!

dis post aint suitable for e faint-hearted...
leave if u must....
those who can take it...
read on....

went to SAFRA Tampines... to haf buffet dinner wif my parents.....

my table...

wat is a buffet without oysters?!?!?!?!?!?!?


paper steamboat.........shiok!!!


Ebi Tempura!!!! nice...!!


silky smooth mini chawanmushis!!!!
a must eat!!!


baby octopus...yum yum!!!!


chicken wings!!! nice!!!


woohoo!!! pizzas!!!!


toufus!!!!


argh!!! siew mais!!!!


satay!!!!


SHARK FINS!!!!!


california handroll!!! kaoz!!!


cakes!!!!


more cakes!!!


durian puffs!!!!! nice nice nice!!!!


ice-cream!!!!


black forest cake!!!

last but not least....

chocolates!!!!

drooling????
hahaha.......

I'm so easily pissed......

can't believe dat i get so pissed so easily nowadays....
sooo pissed dat sometimes i wish i can grab some1....
punch him in his eyes...
pluck out his chest hairs....
kick him in his balls....
ouch..yeah..
wateva...
i dun care...

only 2 out of 5 days a week...
my lessons starts at 9...
but fucking hell...i still can wake up at 9 each day...
reach skool at 10...
b4 stoning til 12....
guess im e 1st...when it comes to being pissed by myself...

n check dis out...
dis wk was lab wk...
meaning both thursday n fridays were lab...
i only had to attend either 1....
so my sim pals were discussing which day to attend.....

Sid: "Ey go thursday lab leh...Friday i got mosque...alwaez late for lab leh"

thusday came...
i was only 10mins late...
but e lab was full!
hey siao-on sim mates...
itz only a lab on programming leh... conducted by T.T Cheong...
(No..i dun tink hes related to T.T Durai)
not 5566 concert leh..
or 183 club ... wateva dey are called....
wat e fuck leh....
muz all of u come on thursday??!!
wat?
dun tell me u all go temples on fridaes.....
~@~@#$%^&*()_+_
^$%!@^*($56
arghh...
haf to control...
duwan to b send to jail bcoz of blogging...
uber-pissed...

anywae...after knowing dat my lab lesson was a sell-out...
i decided to fuck it n go home...
who cares if 5566 was coming to my lab...
anywae...Sid wasnt even there when i left...
y ask me attend thursday lab..when u r still late ????

n last nite...
went to Walas again...
dis couple was happily smooching rite in my face...
chee bye lar...
a glass of red wine n u peeps r oredi high?
judging from e amount i drank compared to dem...
i tink i nid a mass orgy liaoz...

like wat i told Ling...
im so easily pissed n irritated by lovey dovey (puke) couples nowadays...
smooching in trains...
huggin like koala bears....
yeah..not to mention those who put irritatingly lovin pictures on msn...
itz so "In My Face"...damn it
arghh....

n yah...im oso gettin fucking dependant on cars.....
no car = stay at home = no chionging no chilling....
even had a quarrel wif Ling over dis issue....
tink back..itz kindda dumb...
agree ling?
y can't i juz use e public transport and my legs??
wat happened to my legs?!?!
brought me thru e jungles of Australia n Thailand....
carried me thru Benjamin Sheares Bridge n Nicoll Highway...
now..it refuses to walk even from my place to e kopitiam opposite e road....
ultimate argghhh!!!!!!

anywae...juz to make dis post end on a happier note...
im goin to b (P)ussy-plate no more!!!
22 more dayS!!!
n no more of dat irritating yellow-red triangle...
erm..like i ever put dem up on e car.....
wahaha......

Sad.....

sad....
sad sad...
damn sad....
real sad....
haiz.....

Freaking Hot Day

went back to work today....
y?
coz my mum needed manpower...
idiotic clients like to knock on our door when we r busy....
when we r damn free...there would b no business....

n dunno issit juz me....
e weather was REAL hot today....
n i mean REALLY REALLY hot...
end up i was damn lethargic....
no mood watsoever...
basically was stoning during lecture...
yeah..i helped out til lunch b4 goin for lessons at 2pm...

even my fone decided it was to hot...n died on on me...
sorry Kat...i knew u called twice n couldnt find me...

rushed home after skool...hoping to escape from e hot sun...
n to charge my fone....
only to c Lucky nuaing too...
muz b e sun.....

mustered abit of energy to lift her head n look at me....

before goin back to nua....


yeah..Lucky is a ger...
but dun tink she noes wat is shy....

yeah..im still cravin for beef steak...
any1 has any suggestions???

Tired....Real Tired......Needing a clone.....

juz came back after a long long long nite....

caught "40-Yr-Old Virgin" wif a fren whom i din c for like 10yrs?
yeah....time flies...
we were only pri 6 back thn....
sort of lost contact after which...
n today finally got to meet her after so long...

anywae...e movie wasnt too bad....
i guess it all depends who u r watching wif.....

e show was 20mins old..
when ling called....
Ling: "Mobil accept nets hor?"
Me:............................
Me: "i tink so..............."( after gettin over e initial shock)

30mins later....
got a sms from 2 drunkards...
askin me for help....

haiz...so after e movie...
sent my date back.....
went to bukit timah to pick up 2 gers....
n sent dem home...
1 stays at woodlands...
e other Jurong East....

well...im not obliged to send dem home...
but i cant sae no rite???
haiz...
guess datz juz me.....

wtf......5am liaoz....
4hrs later still muz go for soccer.......
help....
can some1 juz clone me?????

Dust Collection Day

juz finished doin yunting's blog...
was real simple actually..
simpler thn e other time enlarging e old template...
wonder if theres such a word - simpler....

anywae dear drey ask me to recommend her some interesting blog...
which she could read as she had enuff of projects n all....
so i gave her dis

suddenly she went complaining...on msn...
Drey: "WTH...wat kindda of blog is dis?"
Drey: "Itz all about sex...."

next thing i noe...
Drey: "Hey Brudder..can gif me e website again...
I wanna show my frens....."

guess wat..Ling n Yunting were reading it too le...
thx to dear Drey....

anywae yeah...
i had been following casanova's blog...
not for his sexcapades though...
he juz makes me wonder...
if dis guy's for real....
like ling sae...
having a real hot fiance ...
but still being able to bed all e hot chicks available....

yeah..im envious..im jealous n all...
but hey!!
im still a one-woman guy!!!

k..im going back to my dust collection...
meaning?
nua lor...
sit n do nuttin n let e dust settle down on me....

Night Watchers

caught "Night Watch" ytd at Westmall after Lessons
wif 2 of my bestest pals from SIM...
Ber and Sid...
Vincent?
super off...
mayb went to find Irfan...
i dunno...

theatre was damn empty...
so 3 of us shared a couch ....
cool man...
din noe WestMall had couches...
wahaha

our legs.......stink rite....


itz bit Constantine/Matrix/StarWars...
all combined into one...
but overall show was quite ok...
but u gotta pay 110% attention in order catch balls....
if not u will get lost....
like getting lost from watchin "Lost"....

scene from Night Watch


watz e story abt?
Vampires...Vampire Hunters...the Good...the Evil...Russians...
oh yeah...itz in Russian..
dun worry..there are Chinese and English Subs...
for a more detailed story outline...
read Here
im too lazy to cut n paste....
wait get charged for plagiarism...

ok time to eat lunch ....
b4 going to skool....

Series of Unfortunate Events....

well no....
not Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events...
starring Jim Carrey...
like it ornot...
i was e main character....

lets start from wednesday....
21st of September.....
Singapore Pools 4D Draw......
1st prize 3562....
wat number is dat??
my lorry license plate number....
NABEIZ CHEEBYE NI NA MA...
when i bought...e number die die oso duwan to open....
when i stop buyin...e number hits jackpot....
1st prize...exact number somemore...KA NI NA....

Thursday 22nd September...
got a parkin summon for parking at a season ticket lot.....
fined 50 bucks...
thx leh auntie...
ambush me at 1230am...
get a farkin life n slp leh.....
so late still haven slp...
wait bones crack ah...

wait itz not over...
my dear Lucky...
of all places...
had to pee on my bed...!!!
BITCH!!!
end up i had to slp on e floor....
NI NAO HIA....

Friday 23rd wasnt a good day too.....
orginally planned to meet someone....
but she last minute couldnt make it....

got my results on dat day too.....
check it out....
Mathematics for Computing - 74 (A)
Introduction to Java and OO programing - 68 (B)
Introduction to Computing and Internet - 67 (B)
IS: Foundations of E-Business - 37 (P)
btw..P stands for pass...

NI NAO HIA x2...
WAT E FARK???
67 for something i din study at all...
read:pre-computing
37 for something i pia like shit....
wat is e world becoming?????
another James Bond movie titled "The World is Never Fair" ???
or "The World Sux"???

according to Bern...
every sem only 3 out of 4 is taken into consideration for final degree...
hope hes not lying...
if not my degree is as good as...

yeah...a big piece of toilet paper....

in summary...
kindda disappointed that i din get to meet her...
n life really sux...
throw me all dis shit at 1 go...
wat u wan me to do???
swallow all down???
or use as fertilizer??

Failed Clubbing, Miss Papaya Chong and an Indian

ok...lets get straight to e pt...
originally planned to club at zouk...
wif RJ..Drey...Ling and Grace...
but e queue was like damn long can!?!?!
maciam queing for free "Hello Kitties"...
knn...

so we decided to go other place to club/chill....
DXO..Momo...NewsRoomBar...Boat Quay...Clarke Quay...BahKutTeh....
names popped out..faster thn malaysia transport water to us...
ok BahKutTeh isnt a new club or wat....
itz juz grace's fetish for it...
dun ask me y...

anywae we ended up at Chimjes...
expected a huge crowd...
but was surprisingly empty considering it was Champions League nite....

came e menu....

we ordered a bucket of Heineken...Seafood Platter....

n dear grace graciously played "5-10" wif me..
come on...
im e master of 5-10s leh....
haha..
thus she ended up downing e Heinekens...
like theres no tml...
or rather making her money worth...
haha..



despite finishing most of e beer...
she still wanted to b cocky...
calling herself "YaYa PaPaYa"...
ok lor...
for miss yaya papaya grace chong jia jia...
one more Edinger for her....
but dis time...
Drey was her opponent...
not me...
if was me i would haf made her down e whole tower of Edinger...
well...drey n grace were "evenly matched"...
drank half tower each...
Drey..
how can u lose????
how to bring u to "jian da chang mian" ????
look at Papaya Chong's face....
red!!
haha


drey and ling puttin my fone to the test....


and ling decided to pose wif RJ...
so dat i can post n blog abt it....

thx leh ling!!
haha....

as for e indian...
make my blood boil leh...
went to collect my car key from him...
coz dey did valet parking for me...
guess wat e indian was slping...
nvm...grace woke him up by knockin on e glass....
cost was 8 bucks...
i gave him 9...
expecting a change n my key of coz...
but him..still in a sleep slumber...
seem to b searching for e key...
oblivious he had left it in e money box...
n i tot he had no change...so i gave him a 10 dollar note...
dis time i expected to take back my original 9 bucks n 2 dollar change...and my key...
but noooooooooo......!!!!!!
he fell asleep after giving me back 2 bucks!!!!
wat e farking hell?!?!?!
dulanz n all...
woke him up one last time...took my key n left...
nabeiz...
he look like he drank more thn miss papaya chong....
so dun blame me for being racist...knn....
hope he get robbed at Mustafa centre...
or tekka market....

anywae..15th le..n my results still not out!!!
Vincent!!!! Fake me ah!! Sae results 15th out...
not reliable 1 ...
knn....