juz some pics....

at ktv....

yc singing..


pyscho at arcade....


lucky sun-tanning...


murcielago n me in bangkok....

Top 10 words/phrases

below is a list of words/phrases e 4 of us used during e recent bangkok trip......

10. Tom Yum Soup
dis 3 words barely made it to e list....
used almost before everymeal...during meals and sometimes after meals....

9. 我要肯得鸡!!! ( i wan ken- tuck- ky!!)
dis phrase was actually made famous by some taiwanese commercial
bud actually during e trip... itz only said by me........
bud e number of times i said it is uncountable.....
tink grace n e rest were almost kindda irritated by me......

8.　随缘 (sui yuan - leave it to fate)
　　made it to number 8 by our dearest keet........
ask whether he wanted to buy anithing.....
随缘 lor......
everything under e sun oso 随缘.......

7. moleste (some french word i tink)
it was written as "no moleste" on those tags which u hang outside ur door...
apparently "no molest" meant "make up my room" or "tidy up my room"...
after which...kj startin saein he wans the room to be "molested"........
whenever our room got untidy n messy...

6. BaPok
poor thai ppl.....
every ger that looks abit manly...
and every guy who looks abit gerly...
we will go "eh bapok bapok bapok....."
no..we cant gif them e benefit of e doubt.....

5.脚酸（erm....sour legs)
e distance we covered everyday...
tink we can walk from east to west of singapore n back at least 10 times.....
so much so dat me n grace were complaining 脚酸 every now n then...
tink e only person who nvr complain 脚酸 was keet....
he was running on solar energy i tink.........

4.buy more cheaper can????
dunno leh..but i seem to hear dis phrase alot of times...
from keet especially....our chief haggler......
tink grace got the hang of it...
she even asked me y i purchased my perfume so fast at DFS....
she tot buy more can cheaper too....at DFS.......

3.haha.....
(muz laff in such a way dat u wun offend others....傻笑.. u noe?? dunno?? ask grace)
everynow n then...grace will 傻笑...
coz shes too tired to entertain or reply us....
we used it to entertain cheesy taxi drivers who makes cheesy jokes too.......
well bopian...when u r tired n kinnda dun understand their language...
u can only go..hehe...haha...

2. special
was a close fight wif number 1.....
even e stall that sells birdnest...
has special.....
go figure......

1. 做黑的　( zuo hei de )
the undoubted numero uno......
every massage parlour....做黑的
ppl wearing black....做黑的
every dark alley...做黑的
get the idea?
basically anithing we see, touch, smell or even eat...we can link to it.....

Im back!!!

well yeah...
im back from bangkok.....
e place where smoke fills e air
uncles play crazy taxi....
tut tuts wif exhausts larger thn wrxs.....
and most imptly...
skool gers wearin kinky tight fittin "ssss" white uniforms!!!

kindda lazy to do a long post....
anywae dis was our nite activity in hotel....

nvr leave home without it.....

shall blog more when i rest my legs n lungs......
including "Top 10 most frequent used words/phrase".....

Cant Stand it

im coughin as im typin dis entry.........
y???
all e smoke is chokin me!!!
smoke from e burning of "money" for "my good brothers from down under"
all dis burning muz haf raised our air pollution index by a few million notches...
our good neighbours from malaysia muz b tinking we haf rainforest fires....
look..
even the ashes made their way up to my room!!!

come on.....i stay 8th floor!!!
not basement 1....!!!!
e best part is...
my "brothers" are here to stay for 2mths!!!!
how to lun e smoke!!!

on a happier note......

bangkok...here i come.....!!!

Muz Confirm Again.......

she scared e daylights out of me when she said cancellation has been sent to me...
erm..ok...
i was hopin it was a she...
who noes..might b a he or 1/2 he 1/2 she...
i dunno....

BBQ AAR

well yeah...organized a bbq session at yc place ytd....
thx to yc n parents for bookin e pit and mph..though it was hardly utilized....
big thx too to those who bothered to come down...
Ron...Ziping...Julia...Grace...Ling..Drey..Yunting..Keet..Kj...
of coz..not forgetin Yc n "meimei"
haha..
hope i din missed out any1.....

food?? the usual stuff.....

seriously im fine wif organizing n stuff...
though was abit tiring..
luckily had yc helping me preparing e food on fri....
n whoever bothered to come early to help me carry e charcoal..drinks...food...thx again
itz ok if u ppl dun do e marinating...fire starting...cooking...
fine wif me..really..
im more thn happy that u guys could juz lend me ur mouths to help finish up e food...
datz all i asked for....
but then...ppl..pls...
nxt time dun stand around n look busy...
n leave e cleaning up to other ppl's parents...
datz e last straw....
to those who din realize...
ought to face e wall n tink abt it.....

ok..gotta take a rest...was burnt by e scorchin sun during ytd soccer session...

Im back!!!

seriously...e past week of reservice gotta b e most boring days of my 23 yrs...
1st day was mostly admin stuff...followed by a CO assumption parade...
everything was over after dinner ...n by 7pm..i was basically in bunk...
staring at e ceiling....until i fell asleep at 930am...

2nd day was even worst...
breakfast...powerpoint slides...teabreak...more slides...lunch...
999 more slides...teabreak again...1034 more slides...dinner...
seriously i dun tink i haf had so mani meals in 1 day since......i dunno man!!!
woohoo deja vu!!! im was in bunk by 7..again!!!
ceilings n walls haf nvr been so interesting to look at....

3rd day? juz look at wat happened on e 2nd day...
well dis time i was smarter...i drank a couple of tigers to facilitate sleeping...
$1.20 per can...cheaper thn mineral water..
xm suggestin looking at sceneries to pass time...
well....juz some trees datz all....

4th day was damn exciting....
took ippt..which i missed gettin silver by a whisker...followed by tea break...
walked around n looked important...(WALI) til lunch...
before goin to sleep..
yeah at 1pm..
til 6pm b4 xm woke me up for dinner....

friday was basically desperately tryin to make myself look useful....
i volunteered to consolidate e temp passes which were issued on e 1st day...
n returned them to e clerk....
exciting man!!
went for debrief....b4 leavin camp at 5pm.....

fortunately such boredom only happens once a year...
if not i might juz die in camp....

ok..dis was supposed to b posted b4 i left to serve the nation....

i noe e chinese words dun make sense...but datz how xu chun mei pronounced students....
whos xu chun mei? tink paris hilton..but 1346672 times uglier...n is from taiwan...i tink..
really laffed till i teared when i saw e show......


ok back to supporting czech...
bought czech gif 1.5...
ok fark....ghana juz scored.......

Nvr Ending Pay n Pay n Pay .......

i dun get it...
we haf oredi paid scv for sports channel....
y muz we still pay for e World Cup package???
guess millions of die-hard soccer fans haf happily thrown money into Starhub's pockets....
not me though...
instead i CANCELLED my cable....
my money will nvr go to bloodsuckers....

who saez we need Starhub in order to watch World Cup?
i still caught England struggling past Paraguay....
best of all in e comfort of my own room....

of coz...quality can nvr be compared wif Channel 27...
but at least itz free...
im not complaining...
coz i still haf my world cup dosage.....

im not surprised if we haf to pay to breathe in e future....

Happenings....

dunno abt u guys......
but how often do u see a Gallardo on the roads...
not veri frequent for me though...
mayb im too close to tuas....
who in e right mind would buy a gallardo n park in tuas....

anywae..i dragged my lazy ass to the PC fair on thurs...
yeah..e veri 1st day...
wanted to avoid e crowd.....
but u guessed it....e crowd was oredi there...

bought a mp3 player...
no..cant afford a ipod nano...
got a "chiong" 1 instead....

hope itz more durable thn my previous creative player.....

on another note altogether...
theres a big hooha abt today's date...
6 June 2006...or simply....666.....
it seems to b associated wif satan or something....
did a google on it...but had 101 explainations...
any hardcore christians out there?? kindly explain the significance of 666 to me???

anywae heres a good 1....
every1 noes watz ascii??
try converting every letter of INDONESIA into ascii(decimal)....
(I=73, N=78, D=68, O=79, N=78, E=69, S=83, I=73, A=65)
n sum the ascii equivalent of every letter....
wat do u get??
u got it.....666.....
hehe....

American is VERY good...

im still havin sg idol hangover...
haha....

Itz Confirmed........

itz confirmed... taken from Teamtalk.com .....

" Mourinho was delighted to wrap up a £30million move for the Ukraine star on Wednesday night and is convinced that the Champions League record goalscorer will fit into the Blues' style of play. "

yes..im a big fan of Sheva...but fark...
y muz he join Chelsea??!!!!
e team of divers...hypocrites...n handballers...
ok..minus e english triplets of terry..lampard..joe cole

all i can sae now...nxt season..lets juz gif them e EPL trophy.....
come on u pool fans...gunners...red devil fans....
lets b realisitic...
how do u beat a team wif Cech in goal...Ballack... Makelele..Lampard in e middle of e park...
n finally Shevchenko upfront...
n once in awhile bring on Drogba to score some "hand of gods" when e goin gets tough...

OK..enuff of soccer news....
itz confirmed too...e July 1st BBQ at YC's place...
Keet, Grace, Ziping, Bert, Drey, Yt and me will all b there...
though KJ and Ling seems to go AWOL....
i haf still included them....
as for e rest..i guess dey will b sick...abducted by aliens...stuck in toiletbowls...
so guys..stay tuned for further updates on e BBQ.....

Nong Nong Nong Nong......

enjoy peeps....

SG Idol.....

come on...SG idol mania is back...
how can i not blog abt it?????

he was 1st in e queue..........
i would only queue up dis early if they started givin away a couple million of SGD....

he said he LEARNT some technique in singing high pitch...
wat imagine in a dark room...got a beam of light...
wateva...thankyou for joining n PLS dun try nxt year...


im gonna gif credit to dis guy...
how mani of us can sing n do e hoola-hoop at e same time??!!
beat that....
if im dick..or ken..im gonna let him thru to e nxt round...
no marks for singing...but full marks for effort...


dis pic saez it all....
free lance model if u believe him...
i told grace...
im goin to call myself Winter Sonata Koh....
y? coz sommer sounds like summer.....
n can some1 teach me how to pronounce "Jughley"


i laffed my ass of when i saw dis part...
nong nong nong nong nong nong...
i even recorded it down..
making full use of my tv card
any1 wans it?? i can send them...
can b ur daily dosage of laff materials...


chinese rapper on e left..singing one of Jay Chou's song...
singapore brokeback on e right....
winner?? no1...
loser?? tough fight....


k enuff of e bad 1...
below is 2 of e better ones in audition round 1....
grace saez e guy is cute...


shall b back soon..wif Round 2 of Sg Idol......

i is veri urgent.....

well..yeah...i was bored.....

watz home...........

realized i haf been away from home for large amount of time recently....
so much so that im beginnning to feel distant from dis place i call home....

whether issit roaming aimlessly at nite...
whether issit out somewhere to dig into books....
whether issit meetin frenz for supper....
i guess all dis are juz excuses for me to avoid everything....
i juz cant stand e sight of him...
i dunno how my mum does it.....

watz home???
itz juz a place i return everynite to replenish my energy....

i really miss talkin to my mum...
now i only seem to converse to her for like mayb 10mins a week....
yes really..itz dat bad...

i miss talkin to my sis...
or more like she misses my scoldings...
sometimes i really wonder how e whole incident is affecting her...
but i guess shes alrite...
no matter wat..
shes still a pri 5 kid....

i haf long 4gotten watz family warmth...
it sounds so alien.....

yes..i may look alright on e outside...
but most of e time...
im really juz puttin up a front....
sort of like a mask liaoz....
hiding my real emotions from every1...

gotta take dis opportunity to thank gary..
for providing me a hideout in the form of his hostel.....
thx bro....really appreciate e cosy room of urs...
though a little dusty....
haha....

n yah...garys been tryin to hook me up...
or i shd sae pair me wif some of his female frens....
yes..i gotta admit...
im really envious of lovin couples...
him n michelle...
xm n hy....
bla bla bla....
bud then again...
im not really into such things...
group dates...blind dates.....shitty dates..red dates...
ok not farni...
i still believe in fate...destiny...all dat fuck shit.....
all these dates juz make me seem kindda despo....
more over...
i dun tink im really financially stable enuff to gif e best to my gf...
im still partially dependant on my mum....
working for her is juz a ploy to get my mthly allowance...
so peeps..Im not some rich kid like some of u percieve can??????
i juz haf enuff to get by each day...
satisfy my material needs/wants...

yeah..so thx gary...really appreciate wat u r doing....
k..itz time to sleep...n back to muggin tml....
i wanna move out.......

zouk??? wat????

huh??? zouk???
nah..i din go to zouk on wed....
u guys muz haf been mistaken......
dat was probably my alter ego..or mayb my evil twin....

let me show u y...
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i would nvr bring back 2 unexchanged coupon from zouk!!!
i can hold my alcohol much better thn dat!!
boohoo...to whoever left e coupon in my room....

so stop sayin u peeps saw me holdin e jug of long island on e dance floor....
it wasnt me.....
but still...show some appreciation to whoever dat was man....
at least he bothered to hold it for u guys...
who else will hold it....

who?? wat??? flirted wif ger???
nah...u ppl muz haf had a bit too much drinks...
tipsy n all...
started seeing things....

im busy wif exams leh...
how can i be at zouk...
but still...abit of vodka while studyin wun kill...

bought it at ngee ann poly....
so who saez u muz b above 18 to drink alcohol.....

n dis pic is for drey....
in case u start missing lucky oredi....
been there for u while u puked and all....
hee....

Tired.....

mumz been really busy wif her RC work...
even more so now nomination and polling day is nearing...

really wish i can help reduce her workload in office...
but i noe nuts abt paperwork....
i duwan to screw it up...like e one n only time which i tried to help...

wish i can help wif e deliveries...
help in warehouse...
bud den my exams is like one week away...
im up to my neck...
really....
even more so now dat e old man chose this period to b crazy.....

yeah..i haf a dysfunctional family...
or i shd sae...i nvr regarded e old man as dad ever since dat day....

like wat i told "her"...
im really tired.....
not physically tired....
a kind of unexplainable tiredness...
nvr been so tired in my almost 23 yrs of life....
stress finally found a way into my dictionary....

mayb i shd stop tinking abt "her"...
wash my hands off the family for e time being....
n concentrate on java...sml..prolog...SE...bla bla for e time being...
hope itz still not too late to salvage anithing ........


wish me luck...

classic...just classic....

i hope dis guy stays in my area....
1 extra car lot for me to park...
since he likes motorcycle lots.....

classic....mayb he tot m/cycles refer to cars? i dunno...

n yeah...i've been procrastinating...
whether to post e nxt picture....
screw it...
here goes...

bird watching........

guess wat was Lucky doin when i came home from work today....
enjoyin e view from my parents' room???

nah...shes waiting for birds.....
birds alwaez seem to land on my mum's aircon compressor...
outside e window....


Lucky saw a BIRD!!!


it flew away after a couple of barks....
n stupid Lucky tot e bird is hiding in e cupboard.....


duh!!!

oh yeah...my exams timetable is out..finally....
1st paper on e 2nd of may...last paper on e 19th..
( if i remembered correctly...)
wat a way to spend my 23rd birday....
MUGGING!!!

parkingidiots.blogspot.com

came across dis website while snoopin' around the web....
parkingidiots.blogspot.com
as the names suggests....
ppl who cant park properly are exhibited there there.....

heres one foto which i find interesting...
notice one car parked reversely? while e other is not....
im still wondering how both drivers got out of their car....
and i tink they need a tow truck to get out of their lots....

bla bla bla bla bla.......

yeah..i noe....dis post is kindda belated...
but who cares...blame it on my laziness...
laziness to blog...
laziness to move my butt...
lazyiness to do everything...
except to eat....
mayb datz y some of my frens seem to blog less n less each month....
kindda long too...
so bear wif it...
anywae here goes...

went to celebrate keet's bday recently..
at fish n co'..
drey was there..so was ziping..yc..kj..and me of coz..
well....
i was early......

wasnt really an out-of-this world kind of celebration...
but i guess itz e company that realli counts....
i dun mind such a celebration too...
juz a dinner...
wif some frens...
but thn again...im not e b'day boy...haha

n oh yeah...we "demanded" fish n co to gif e b'day boy something....
after 30mins they finally digged dis out for keet....

pathetic rite....
at least e kind waitress asked if we wanted a birthday rap...
yeah...RAP...datz wat she sae...
wonder if she will do some floor moves too if we insist on e rap part...

k..n heres keet..at his veri best...

tink he will kill me for posting another un-wholesome pic of him...
haha

well...was chattin to yunting on friday...
nuttin much really...
cept dat she jio me for supper...nxt week...
my reply was......"c how lor nxt wk"
well...at least thatz wat i feel...
coz itz realli kindda hard to get every1 out these days....
even if im available that day...i doubt e rest of my gang can make it...
working ones...busy wif work...
study ones...busy wif exams...
datz y i hate askin ppl out...
9 out of 10 times i get negative responses.....
so kat...now u noe y i dun ask ppl out...
im not anti social..
juz dat e ppl around me mould me into wat i m...

speaking of work...
im kindda sick of work too oredi...
having to wake up everyday at 7am....
plus seeing grace slogging her life away.....
wonder watz gonna happen to me after i finish my sim course...

took dis in office while waitin for e office ger to gif me orders

yeah..im bored...n sick of work......

idiotic 10yr olds......

who else is 10 yrs old in my home?
my sis of coz...

Scenario:
after StarIdol results...
guy-wif-only-1-expression Blien won...
Lio e Dao lost....
my sis juz went crazy...
goin yeah yeah yeah for at least a million times...
now shes goin Ole ole ole...

Can some1 juz slap e nonsense out of my sis??
ask her to wake up her farkin idea...
itz juz some ordinary competition which MediaCorp organizes 200 times a year...
No?
i tot i juz saw Singapore Idol..SuperHost...Superstar...n 197 other competitions?

yeah n will some kind hearted soul tell her to watch how she uses ole??
ole is only used for celebrating when ur fav country win e World Cup can?
not StarIdol..MoonIdol..IdioticIdol..

oh yah..I gave my sis a hard STARE when she hummed e cockcroach song of Losie Cok when she was in my room e other day...
and i almost threw my dustbin at her when she hummed Chen Ah Lian song song...

kids nowadays...

any1 noes IMH telephone number??

Gone in 1 hr...

extracted both my wisdom tooth on e left side of e mouth on friday....
e process wasnt as painful as i expected...
or should i sae pain was minimal.....
however e pain aftermath was a killer...

mouth's still abit sore....
wound is still bleeding slightly...
brain is still traumatized by e tweezers..pliers...picker...driller...syringe...
bla bla bla watever dentistry tools....

no more wisdom teeth extraction pls...i hope....

Pain in the....Mouth!!!

din really feel like talking..or even opening my mouth recently...
coz my wisdom tooth is begining to gif my problems after so long..
and to my course mates in SIM...it might be a blessin in disguise to dem...
quotin Sid ...
"U r better off slping..."
well ...sorry to those sitting in e middle of the lecture hall and the far end ...
i will still be making nonsensical jokes/conversation/watever nxt sem...
whether u pple (Freakazoid, Big Show, Sissy Beng, Goto and many more) likes it ornot....

i consider myself to haf quite a high tolerance of pain....
but i juz dun like to be in pain....
n besides...the cost of extractin a wisdom tooth is simply puttin me off....

well...hopefully e pain goes away tml....
my mouth feels swollen oredi.....
screw wisdom tooths....
i mean teeth...

Prawning around.......

went Jurong Hill to catch prawns ytd.....

the bait...hums aka cockles...


after 90mins.......my 1st catch...


3hrs later..........

2....damn it....

1 pic saez it all......

farking hell...im unfit......damn....

Cheers to ....erm....singlehood??

2 years of fruitless waiting...
is more than enuff....
e last thing i wanna noe was she realli patched up wif her bf...(again)
goin for guiness stout world recordz liaoz...
and she saez she had no choice....
which oso equates to i wasnt even a choice....

anywae 2 yrs....at least im worth mentioning in her blog??
but hell no.....
she misses her pri 6 crush/puppy love/watever u like to call it....
instead of me...

being single isnt a big deal rite??
k fine...
sour grapes...wateva....

my fav vincent...attached for 6 yrs...and still goin strong...
hes e man...
bern...gave up singlehood last yr......
even e muslim boy sid jumped on the bandwagon recently.....

not to mention malek...yc..xm...gary...ling...yt...drey....ziping...
and many many others........
not that they are not worth listing...
it would take a mammoth effort to list out all attached personnels around me....
i got like 91350293 other attached frens....

so singles...stand out and b counted.....
nuff said...
sleep is wat i lack....
assignments is wat i owe.......
as for e others...i cant b bothered.......

sickos.....and our own paris hilton...........

came across this article in the Newpaper....

yeah...itz a pillow in the shape of female's lap..
how sick are the East Asians....
wun b surprised they come out wif a pillow in the shape of boobs.....
a cup...e cup... ff cups...world cups....
comes in all cup sizes.....

saw crow culling at boonlay interchange recently......
the guy in white is holding a rifle....
wonder wat is e criteria to become a bird shooter....
complete time crisis???
thn im qualified......

okok..so the hooha now is our veri own paris hilton...
sex vid clip...cool....
my good fren omegus sayz after watchin it...
it makes u feel like wanting to get a gf and take ur own video....
hope he does it...
i make sure the whole world gets hold of it...
wahaha....

shall end wif keet's foto...
itz suits e title of my blog....
wat did i sae? haha...

Who discovered Valentine's day????

can some1 tell me who discovered such an irritating day???

shops use it as an excuse to jack up e prices of roses....
guys use it as an excuse to pluck up their courage to talk to e ger dey admire...
hotels use it as an excuse to come up wif v day packages....
bla bla bla bla bla....

wateva...
n dun tell me itz frenship day...
rubbish i sae....

if u like it..everyday can b v day...
y muz it b feb 14
even c bangla buyin roses...
while im bloggin at home....
shall gif him some privacy...
n not post his pic.....

anywae come to tink of it...
mayb she patched up wif her ex??
datz y i wasnt even invited to her chalet...


anywae...happy v day to all couples out there...
but can i haf a wish??
i duwan to c anymore beauties wif beasts anymore......

soccer mahjong any1???????

Huat Ah......

was her 21st b'day ytd....
but i wasnt invited to her bday party if there was any.....
anyway..happy belated birthday to her again...
yeah rite...as if she reads my blog.....
unhappiness aside....
greeted by a messy sight after comin back from skool today.....

shall tidy my table later....
yeah...laterrrr....

anywae...check out e onion ring i had durin lunch today...
west mall BK...
Grace asked y im alwaez at westmall...
coz itz e nearest place from my skool dat has BK...
wahaha
anywae...heres the onion ring...

shape of an 8!!!!

HUAT AH!!!!!