28 Weeks Later to | T H E C L I N I C |

seriously i dun feel like im having exams.....
dis is my 2nd movies in as many weeks....during this exam period.....

28 weeks later......
basically a sequel from 28days later....
set in Britain.....
this film is filled with suspense/gore/blood (lots of it actually).....
n if im not wrong...this is the 1st movie that i haf watched that a nice guy actually died.....
Sgt. Doyle (played by Jeremy Renner)was burnt to death while trying to save a doc...n 2 kids who were believed to haf immunity to the zombie-causing virus.....

moral of the story....dun be a hero.....
not every1 is spiderman who has green goblin to die for u.....
the show ended with a scene at the eiffel tower.....
where hordes of zombies were running towards.....
i guess it sets the stage for another sequel.....considering france is linked to a large part of the world....the zombies can run from france all the way to singapore....and the sequel mayb called...erm....28years later? or 28months later...

anyway....haf u guys ever encountered a scenario whereby u went for movies with this group of frens....and discovering that the seats u booked were actually nxt to another group of frens?
not that i met another group of frens....it juz dat the tickets i booked....where actually nxt to grace's sis.......who was pissed becoz i called her rubi the day before(read: her maid's name)
yc could hear "WHO IS SHICHANG!!" from his seat...which was like 5 seats away....so i guess "rubi" was either really angry....or that the cinema was really quiet....
buy 4d oso dun haf so zhun rite.....

after dinner...we proceeded to | T H E C L I N I C |






these shot syringes are damn ex i tell u.....
50 bucks for 6 syringes......with only 30ml of alcohol in them.....n they taste like cough syrup.......






n i guessed..... by injecting them into my blood stream directly is a faster way to get high.....without enduring the disgusting cough syrup taste.................







datz me n yc.....
for more pigs....i mean pics of the rest of the gang.......go to yc's blog....

Boyz II Men - A Song For Mama

coming sunday....may 13th.....
Mother's day....(for those who still dunno)
so guys....cancel watever appointments or commitments u haf.....
spend some quality time wif ur mums.....
gif her a hug.....
tell her how much u love her......
remember...mothers are god's greatest gift to mankind........
at least for me....

What Hurts The Most - Rascal Flatts

Sick...of everything...and really sick......

realized i havent been bloggin much...
well..i shdnt be anywae....
my 1st few papers are on may 2nd and 3rd...
nice rite.....

and yes...i fell sick again.....
i dunno y...but i catch the flu bug damn easily.....
ok..fine...yes vincent...im weak...and u r real strong....happy?

some of the things i haf done/happened recently.....

1. went zouk/phuture...courtesy of Brian and Suzanne...
suzanne got the invites and Brian? he jioed me along....
ended on quite an unhappy note i guess.....

2. Finally tested out the Paper Wrap Chicken nxt to SIM after 3 yrs...
one word...OVER-RATED

3. Been muggin in skool...
realized there are NTU students studying there!!!
yes i noe NTU is crowded...but hey!! SIM students need the benches too.....
but then again..i dun blame u guys if u wanna check out SIM's babes and hunks...
we haf them all...not ur skool though....sad to noe....

4. Supper of coz....
the latest one being having Indian Rojak at Ayer Rajah Mkt wif ling....
and second round at Adam Rd Food Centre wif Keet....

5. Failed attempt at retrieving my laptop....
Dun ask me...i hated everything that happened after which...
i shd haf stick-ed to my disappearing act.....
on a side note....how many of u actually became frens wif ur exs/failed targets???
or is it really me???? i juz cant bring myself to be juz frens wif her....
i juz cant accept that fact that she can repeatedly accept and patch up wif some1
who keeps doing the wrong things....and not me
Quoting her...."im juz making 'use' of her"
What the fuck?!

6. Last but not least...how can any day/month be complete without dat farker's
nonsense......i tink i haf said it a trillion times......i would juz kill him if i
have the balls to do it......Stop causing trouble and irritating this family
can??!! So wat if u r my dad?? To hell wif it!!


JB, Clubbing, New Zealand...Im coming........after my exams!!

nightlife.sg

nightlife.sg
Double 0.........

new blog add!!

does a new blog add means a new start????
can life really be determined by a blog add????

Do I look like i fucking care??!

got a call from my aunt ytd...
"hey shichang...remind ur dad to go to court on thurs...send him an sms or something...if he din appear police will issue a warrant to catch him...."
hellloooo??!!!!!
which part of my face do i look like i care?
u can catch him for all u want.....itz none of my fucking business....
so what if i get striked by lightning??!!
in fact...i would be even happier if he stays behind bars for the rest of my life...
stop causing so much trouble n trauma to dis family....
n to set the record straight...hes not my dad...
my dad died years ago....
so to my aunt....
mind ur own business n dont poke ur tail into my family affairs.....
we dun need u to wash our dirty laundry....
yesh...datz me....
i can be real nice to the ppl i like....
but i can also be fucking rude to ppl whom i dislike....
especially to ppl who disrespect my mum, granny, my late ahgong, my aunt doris....
unfortunately dis aunt of mine...u juz happened to be disrespectful to my fav aunt doris....
so screw off...
yah?

你要的不是我

怎么能忘时间多长
你快乐吗想代替你回答
你知道吗走了好远
我才能去面对
这份牵挂沉默伤悲
你要的不是我
心碎的失去轮廓
曾经给你的感动
只是情绪的波动
能给的不是我
放任你沉溺自由
掩饰不了我的笨拙
就连说话都会颤抖
我被遗忘在
你遗忘的角落
我被遗忘在你遗忘的角落

SUPERB!!!!

im back again...
wahaha......

anywae i saw dis car while driving dis morning........



SUPERB!!!!!


Skoda SUPERB!!!

the name lar....
performance??? i dunch noe......
wonder got Mercs Fantastic ornot.....

im serious.......

i tink i haf said it a million times......
but im serious dis time round......
i tink itz time for me to let go.........
no point harping on something dat wouldnt happen.....
in her heart...theres only 1 person.....
sad to say...but good to noe....itz not me...n i guess it will nvr be me......
all the best to her......

anywae juz came back from supper wif ling......
damn full lar.......
if only i had a gf who stays so near me......
but i guess she would turn into a pig very soon.........
hahaha.......

Narcissistic

im narcissistic.....
y???
coz my firefox's homepage is my blog.......
everytime i wan to surf net....i would see my own blog 1st....
even when it comes to readin other ppl's blog....
once i get the gist of the entries....
i click on the X of the tab......
itz better dis way....
so i wun offend "certain" ppl......
Sooooo......dun ask me why i seldom tag in ur blogs.....
i dun see the need.......
but here is one blog which im goin to frequent from now on.....
Operation 喂猪
it will all be about food....Glorious food.........
good food is my life......
who needs gers when u haf buddies who eatz like pigs wif u........
wahaha

wassuuuuupppp singapore.........

Below is an actual scene that happened while on my way to yew tee.......

@Jurong East MRT Station......
.......this train will terminate at YewTee....
passengers goin to woodlands and amk....pls board the nxt train.....
**Repeats in chinese and malay and Indian....I mean tamil**
**Train Comes.....Door opens......me board the train....together wif 1 million others.....**
Me tinking...."wah...every1 alights before yewtee/at yewtee ah??!!"

overheard from cck on the way towards yewtee.........

auntie(on the hp....in chinese): oei...wat u doing...y so long thn answer fone??!!
person on the other line: ...................( of coz i cant hear....go imagine)
auntie: wat u want to eat??? im reaching yew tee......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: y u lidat 1??? faster....eat wat???
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: huh??!! ban mian??!! nice meh....ytd i eat not nice leh....
auntie: fried rice wan ornot??
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: thn horfun??? horfun nice.......
person on the other line: ...................
auntie: aiyah...dun eat chicken rice lar......eat fried rice ok???
auntie: i buy fried rice for u......byez

erm.....auntie...y bother to ask when u haf oredi die die muz buy fried rice.....


12mins later........
**Me alights at Yewtee...with 1 million others....."
Me...to myself of coz:"Wah Kao!!!!! Singaporeans dun understand english, chinese, malay n indian???!!"

**while waiting for the rest of the gang.....the nxt train arrives.....loaded wif 1 million others**

me to myself:"well done.....now 1million of u haf to squeeze wif 1million others"
nice......

we the citizens of singapore....pledge ourselves as one united ppl......
so united that we muz squeeze the trains together........
woohooo.........

Ros Roxx.......

i alwayz tink shes both hot and cool.......
dunno abt u guys......
read her blog here......

rosalyn

personally i tink itz quite well written.....
but itz abit national day.....
the colors i mean.......

my Student Portal sucks.......

look what SIM has done to my student portal......

1st page.....

2nd page....



i simply hate the colours la......
first page was a shit brown.....
then i was greeted by kiao green and stale milk white.....
the web designer should attend one of my modules....
315.....HUMAN-COMPUTER INTERACTION.....

Bo Jio Wu Kin Jio

recently receive lots of complains.....
"wah lao...supper never ask me go...."
"go for dinner y nvr jio me......."
"wah go mahjong.....bo jio...."
bo jio but got kin jio......

anyway....bo jio simply bcoz whenever we jio...ppl will be not free....not free...not free....and other thousand and one excuses.....
so as time goes by....fingers will be tired....
those ppl will be conveniently be left out of the newsgroup sms alert service...
example:
the supper newsgroup....currently left 5-6 subscribers....
mahjong newsgroup....as far as im concerned...only 4 subscribers...
dinner newsgroup...same as mahjong....
so those ppl who haf been unsubscribed from e newsalert due to inactivity....
kindly contact e person in charge of each newsgroup.....(u all shd noe who)
and oso be more pro-active....
coz dis newsgroup organization is a non-profittable syndicate......
thank you very much....

on a totally different note altogether....
i wonder when is the next "feed the pigs" mobilization exercise.....

to knee or not to knee....

tink i shd do something abt my left knee....
it feels like itz giving way after every soccer match......

Valentine's Day is.......

- feb 14th

- the only day for florists to raise roses' prices by 100fold...

- the day for little gers to sell stalks of roses on the streets....

- the only day for restaurants/hotels/anything to introduce couple packages....

- the day when the streets are filled millions of couples

- the day for couples to get especially touchy...

- the day for couples to procreate and boost singapore's economy

- the day for guys to be especially sweet....(they cant do it on any other days)

- the day for gers to be holding bouquet of flowers.....(other than their birthday)

- the day for me to stay at home....(soak in the lovey dovey atmosphere my ass.....)

- just like any other day for me....

happy early valentines day to all...

Stupid

stu·pid [stoo-pid, styoo‑] (stōō'pĭd, styōō'-)
- doing so much and gettin hurt over and over again.

To the class of BPGHS 402'99

itz been like 8yrs? since we left BP...
after much discussion...arguments...
we have more or less recalled who sat where during the good o'days....
i have already posted the file on our yahoo grp...
itz an excel file...
so for old times' sake...and of coz appreciating my level of commitment...
download it...keep it somewhere safe..
for those who 4gotten ur yahoo grp password...for god noes why....
can get it from me....
anywae...heres a reduced screenshot of it....
402'99 rulez!



P.S. Grace...u muz download too! though u are a not a bpian...u are already bpian PR!
u r like e classmate i nvr had.....and u can haf e empty seat nxt to sara
hahaha...

Kill the photographer...smash the camera......ya?

from left to right:
tzeling, ziping, kuanhsin, julia, ling, yuanchun, keet, yunting, albert, joochuan
heads chopped off : audrey, me...
bobian...china waitress dunno how to use camera.......


front row (left to right): yuanchun, keet, yunting, me , albert
back row (left to right):kaijie, kuanhsin, tzeling, joochuan, audrey







yeah i noe...photos badly taken.....
blame e waitress....if u wan...blame the camera too........

"Feed the pigs" Episode 913

episode 912 is here
and y 913???
coz itz e hottest radio station at e moment.....
n also we cant really decide on the actual number of times we actually fed the pigs....
we haf lost count of the number of times we actually ordered a meal that can feed a family of 6?






yesh....feed the pigs....three little pigs...
me...yc n keet......
venue? Holland Road.....

Pasar Malam??

ok..this foto is officially 1 month late.....
was taken on the 5th day of a 10-day pasar malam near my place recently........



wheres e crowd....??
Where are the stalls?????!!

Overplayed song in my com........

tink dis song has been played a million times on my com.....
y??
i dunno...
haha......

Fruitful monday........

warning....itz a long post........

went Timbre on monday.....

crowd was a far cry from dis picture taken straight from timbre's webbie....
it was a monday.....wat can i expect.....
will surely b back again.....but not on a monday though....
met up wif 'her'....
had a good chat....which was quite rare....considering we used to end up quarrelin....
thn again...i juz dun understand 1 thing....
y she has e impression dat my frens tink dat she is juz making use of me....
n my frens meaning keet...yc....ximing...gary....
when keet doesnt even noe who she is....
n i seldom or even nvr talk to dem about her....

settin e record straight...
i wanted to help her on my own accord...
no...she nvr asked me for help whenever she has difficulties....

yes...call me a fool....
all dat i haf done for her in e past....
is juz simply due to e fact dat i still haf feelings for her
full stop...nuttin else....
i haf nvr expected anything in return...
yesh...sometimes i do hope she would reciprocate my feelings for her...
thn again..who m i....
im sure there r better guys around her...
though she has nvr mention anything abt guys around her.....
so...im juz glad to be able to b on good terms wif her.....
simply bcoz she is 1 person who will gladly lend me a listening ear....
n some1 whom i can sae really understands me....

anywae.....after timbre....we went WestCoast Mac.....
encountered a lady driver....pls see picture below....

i entered e carpark.......
was goin to the empty lots as indicated in e image....
dis black honda was parked in itz lot...
head facing mac..
and when i was directly behind it....
dis car....veri nicely....reversed into me......
wtf???!!! doesnt she check her mirrors???
anywae....i told e female driver itz ok ....
since there wasnt any serious damage or scratches...
besides....e p-plate looks like it belonged to her....

whos fault issit? im sure itz not mine.......
n i actaully haf a female fren who asked me in msn.....
wat was i doing behind a car who is going to reverse

**went speechless**

either my dat particular fren...is 1 hell of a unreasonable driver.......
or she expects me to keep my car in my pocket.....
look out for reversing cars.....
go to the the empty lots....
take out my car from my pocket....
n park it...........
see wat i mean by being nice......
u get eaten up by ppl.......

anywae....yc asked y m i alwaez pitying ppl......
i said im on my way to become a monk.....
on e road of redemption he saes.......
haha....

DragonFlies

went DragonFly@St James Power Station on sat....
not wif e usual gang though.....
instead went wif shisi, zhenyu, yc, feng qun and julia....
dunno if i can mention julia...
coz shes a teacher...
oops...

anywae not e kind of place that i would love to frequent....
coz e music was mandopopish and cantopopish....
and retro once in awhile.....

but then again...sometimes e place n music dont really matter....
watz important is the company u haf and obviously...booze...
though not really dat close to most of dem...
still had a great time there....
though most of e time was tryin to keep up wif e hyper ger...

goin zouk dis wed.....
any1 game for it?

Watz our priorities?

if i were to rank the following....
interests, job, family, frens, other-half, money

few years back...without a doubt...it would be:
other-half, money, family, frens, interests, job

few years later and after many many incidents...
including the latest 1...itz now:
family, frens, money, job, other-half, interests

yes..i used to place other-half up high on my priority list...
so much so that i neglected many of my close frens.....
job and interests were at e other end...simply because there wasnt a need for me to work then....and how much is my interest worth? itz not goin to feed me for my next 60yrs mayb?

now...confirm guarantee plus chop...
family is e most impt to me....
even though i dun really haf a peaceful family like every1 else....
bud then again..im grateful to haf my mother and my sister to accompany me through life....
frens haf obviously rosen to 2nd spot....
simply bcoz i haf realized dat i cant live without frens...
n frens..i mean true frens...
ppl who r there for u when u need them most....
n dun fly ur aeroplane....
as for money n job...i consider them to be equal.....
if i haf tons of money...would i still need a job?
but if i dun haf a job....would i still be able to earn money?
and if i dun haf a job n money....would i haf other-half?
yesh...wif dat statement...i mean gers are born materialistic and money-minded....
how mani gers now would stick thru thick n thin wif their guys??
how mani gers can b wif broke n jobless guys?
yesh...love feeds on money....
lastly...y other-half is higher than interests...simply bcoz i wan other-half to
haf a respectable standing in the whole list......

many ppl might disagree wif my list of priorities....
some might even include religion....and put it as e top priority....
some might put job as top priority....
watever it is.....i guess we still gotta respect each other's priorities.....
right?

forgive and forget.....
y get pissed and all?
juz move them into condemned list lor.....

my list quite long liaoz......
excel spreadsheet took 5mins to load.......

soooooo.....
wat are ur priorities?


On a totally different note.....
Espresso (double shot) is simply power lar......

Wat is dis!!??

it juz shows how far sympathy votes can get u.....

make me blind...some1..pls...
i can sing teochew songs if u wan...
i can play e piano too.....

n for those who din catch e award shows...
Bryan Wong was actually rushing through his thank you speech...
while the credits were rolling..........
the news was more important than his thank you speech i guess.....

nicely done mediacorp...

Keet 3mins of fame.......

in conjunction wif keet's ambition to become a getai singer......
his veri committed frens....being yc...kj and me of coz.....
haf decided to help fulfil his wish........
hopefully some talent scouts from getai organizers might stumble upon dis raw uncut piece of diamond......

CLICK PLAY!!!! QUICK!!!

Watever...

Sour grapes. Period.

If Yan can cook....So can YOU!!!

i alwayz loved martin yan's shows...ever since i was a small kid.....
was pretty amazed at his cutlery skills...
u noe...chop up stuff at lightning speed...
n still managed to gif humourous comments while risking his fingers....
n e best part of all...conjure up delicious looking food...

so if yan can cook....So can you !!!

Lost....

suddenly everything seems dull....bleak....
without ah kong in my life....
hope hes happy where he is now......

Geez....

dear pete...

if u din realize...i did heed my own advice...
got lost from dat blog...
n thn rambled on my own blog....
so if u dun like my ramblings on my blog...
pls look at e top of ur internet browser...
it saez...
"Dun Like My Attitude?? Get lost thn....."
Thank You...
sorry for all e inconvenience caused to ur poor little damsel

Yours Sincerely

e blogger who offended yet another person...
who thn sends her bf after my blood



lighten up ppl...
wassup man........
y juz cant ppl take a little criticism nowadays....
haiz.........
sad case.....

WTF??

dis entry was supposed to b up on wed...
but...
who cares...
not me...
im juz plain lazy to double click my mozilla...bookmarks...blogger...n actually blog
abt it...

ok..itz lik dis...
read dis blog on tues....
e latest entry was abt dis person being damn suay...4getful...
blur in my opinion...
losing her lappie......

in army..we call it blur-cock...blur-fark..blur-add-watever-u-like-here

thn she went on and on abt her how her close frens
were suay n all...losing stuff 1 after another...
stuff like notebook (not the laptop kind of notebook)...
ipod....50 dollar note

yeah..u din see wrongly..
some1 lost/drop/was cheated of/watever a 50 dollar note...

not that im tryin to sae i nvr lose anything or wat...
in fact..i was actually quite careless in the past..
i used to lose things like my wallet lar...books lar...
so much so dat my mum often asks me when would i lose my own head...
but like wat keet saez...every1 has their humble past...
e pt is...
i juz cant fathom how some1 can lose a 50 dollar note..
without knowing how it was lost...
unless money DO haf wings.....
in such cases...i suggest ppl to keep their money wif me
at least by keepin ur yusof ishaks...boats..birds wif me...
if they are lost...i will find ways to account for them..by hook or by crook
e most i would sae i donated them to NKF...
ok..i tink i digressed.....

juz as i was still happily harping on others misfortunes...
being e devil n all...
guess wat?
e devil met e angel!!!

from a simple case of losing a laptop...
she can actually find time...
i mean find blog space....
to spread teachings!!!
no not the buddha ah mi tou foh kind
e kind of teaching which would literally send shivers down ur spine when u hear it...
YEAH!! those kind...
n even build a penthouse juz opposite ntu...flood it wif bus loads of ppl for 1 yr..
n thn let it collect dust for e rest of god knows how long (pun intended)

my sincere kudos to her...
for being able to link suayness to e teachings of the man up there
or issit juz me??
issit really possible to link everything to e poor man who was crucified for their sins....i mean our sins...
even if so..gif dat man a break lar...
haf a kit kat...
gif dat man a tiger...
watever...
dun call dat man everytime u face problems...
itz oredi a torture to be pinned....
let alone attend to ur little acts of blurness....
do a good deed
spare religion/race intolerant ppl like me the torture...
keep ur teachings confined to churches...
bus stops...mrt stations....n wat haf u...
n not e blogosphere....
can??
plsss??
plsss plssss plsssssss............

not every1 wans to read abt teachings...

anywae let u guys in on another humble past of mine..
i use to attend kindergarten at dis particular church near queensway...
every meal...e teacher/priest/i dunno wat but i juz call her teacher...
would force us to sae "Thank god for the food we eat....."
ok not force us...
we were obliged to sae....
n thank goodness i oredi 4gotten e whole verse...(oops pun unintended)
being e guai naive little boy i was..i would recite it out...loud n clear...
not that i really mean it...
juz dat i duwan my teacher to spank my bottoms if i dun do so.....
but i tink i was quite traumatised by e verse at dat time...
so much so dat there was dis particular day
i rushed home and ask my mum...

"Mummy Mummy!!!!""
"Is your name god??"

---Mummy shakes head---

"Is Daddy called God???"

"NO LAR!!!Daddy is Daddy...n im pretty sure he aint no God"

"huh??? thn why teacher everytime sae muz thank god for e food we eat??"
"i tot e food is u cook 1....n daddy work to earn money so u can buy food to cook????"
"so tomolo in skool...can i sae
"Thank You Mummy Daddy For the food i eat???"
"

Life.......

juz came back from supper wif keet n drey....
din realize there were actually so mani "curry chickens" in my neighbourhood...

1 of which was actually my neighbour....

still remembered 8 mths ago...i still dropped by her place...
to offer mandarin oranges....
she still looked healthy n all......
without a single trace of uncomforted-ness....
b4 i knew it...she sort of disappeared from 8th floor....
mum told me she had cancer.....
even appeared on papers recently..after undergoin some operation..

and now...shes gone....
im still tryin to grapple wif e fact dat i actually lost some1 so close to me...
and i mean literally close to me...
some1 who lives juz nxt to me...
some1 whom i used to borrow eggs from....(coz my mum 4get to replenish supplies)
some1 whom i alwaez greet when i see her....
some1 whos husband alwaez chats wif me....
some1 whos son used to drop by my place.....
haiz......

guess datz life....
might be boring at times...
bud it will hit u wif a bang rite in your face when u least expect it.....
so.....
treasure e ppl around u....
while they r still here.....

tell me..........

can there ever be platonic friendship between a guy n a ger???

wheres the line between a platonic friendship and something closer???

does r/s necessarily turns sour if the something closer doesnt work out.....?

if yes....y?????

if no....really????

The Tony Rich Project

KT Idol!!!!

welcome back to Suriaa!!!
dis is e result show of KT Idol..Season 2!!!!!

and the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!

-drumroll..-


-more drumrolls-



-still drumrolling....-




-nvrending drumrolls.....-



Mr "I-alwayz-pay-by-installments-n-love-my-cap" !!!!

congratulations!!!!
as de winner...u are entitled to buy everything from Kourts by installments!!!
WOOHOO..How great!!!
n Kourts sells caps too!!!!



sorry mr ni.....tink u lost coz u got no cap...
well..try again nxt yr...
bud look on e bright side..u still can continue dancing at Espplanade.....





now...Mr Judge...Do you haf anithing to sae to our winner....?????




***Someone switched the channel to channel 8***



i juz love ann kok.......
still so hot.....
woohoo.....

Worth the wait???

waited for around 30mins for dis.........

itz at simone road....near kovan.....
go try n decide.....


n dear yc..when r u coming back??? u r missing out on good food we r having....

Watz wrong man?!?!?!?!?

been feeling really drained out recently...
dunno y.........
everytime after work....i juz wanna lie down on bed n haf a good sleep...
and most of e time...i feel even more lethargic after a nap....
tink my body is gettin old.........
gone r e days dat i can wake up every morning n looking forward to work....
driving manual vehicles....
yeah..i prefer manual...to auto transmission....
juz ask ling.....

anywae...been bringing my grans for his follow-ups...at AH...
theres another 1 tml at NUH...
y 2 diff hospitals???
simply bcoz AH dun haf lung cancer specialist....
yeah...stunning rite....
i tot my mum was jokin when she told me dat....
anywae itz juz 1 of e mani illnesses he has.....
wheel-chair bound...dead toes due to blood not flowing....
unable to clear his wastes...both solid n liquid properly....
bla bla bla....
when age catch up wif u.....anithing can happen......

anywae he has dis "bag" attached to i dunno wat....
for him to clear is liquid wastes.....
when talkin abt wastes....inevitably...it will stink...no doubt....
bud wat im surprised is some1 actually complained it stinked...
when me...being e grandson....1 generation younger thn e person....
is not complaining....
n i tot older generations haf better moral values thn e younger ones....
dat aside....i was reading e newpaper while waiting at Alexandra ytd....
there was dis article abt an Al-Qaeda member...
some American Muslim Convert......some paragraphs were abt wat makes him wanted to convert...
come on...who in e right mind would want to convert and then carry out terrorist attacks on the US?
nevermind e terrorist attacks......
in e 1st place....u would haf to kill me 1st to make me convert.....
im proud of my 5000yrs of history.........

get it???

I'd Rather

ended up at wala alone ytd....
wat to do....
one was sick...one din want e bf to kaopei....
n i din want to trouble the rest.....
yupp....
itz been awhile since i last went there alone....
nuttin much...
juz wanted to haf a couple of drinks.....
but ended up downing more thn i shd........
fortunately i only had my own ass to send back...
n not 4 or 5 other frens.......
quotin keet...
i shdnt put promising young lives at risk......
wahaha


Luther Vandross - I'd Rather

I thought sometime alone
was what we really needed
you said this time would hurt more than it helps
but I couldn't see that
I thought it was the end
of a beautiful story
and so I left the one I loved at home to be alone...alone
and I tried to find
out if this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoo-oo-oo-oo yeah And then I met someone
and thought she could replace you
we got a long just fine
we wasted time because she was not you
we had a lot of fun
though we knew we were faking
love was not impressed with our connection they were all lies, all lies
so I'm here cause I found this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
who holds my heart I can't blame you if you turn away from me, like I've done you,
I can only prove the things I say with time,
please be mine, I'd rather have bad times with...please be mine...you,
than good times with someone else..I know
I'd rather be beside you in a storm...anytime,
than safe and warm by myself...so sure baby
I'd rather have hard times to gether,
than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart...my heart
I'd rather have bad times with you...surely,
than good times with someone else...surely
I'd rather be beside you in a storm...oh yeah,
than safe and warm by myself...all by myself
I'd rather have hard times together,
than to have it easy apart...you know it
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoooo.....who holds my heart

EveryOne Has Their Needs

yeah...every1.......
including a super-hero dog.....

more post later......

How did it happen..........

i tink i haf ........
i dunno y.....
i dunno how......
i was hopin im wrong.....
but it has really happened......
again......

How Did I Fall In Love With You?

Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you?

EPL is back!!

EPL is back....
n itz still free!!!!

No 1 shall gif away e old...inferior n hiamed one's beer.....

first of all...dun ask me y im here at 4.25am....
itz now officially e 2nd consecutive day that i cant sleep.....
e 1st being ytd where i got pissed.....
n stormed off....
sorry grace...sorry ling..drey and keet....
din noe wat e fuck happened to me ytd.......
mayb i still haven got over issue no 1...
mayb i haven got over issue no 2....
or mayb itz juz e culmulative effect of both.....
which i tot i had gotten over after wed's mambo where i got dead drunk....
apparently not ......

issue no 1 was regarding e ndp tics.....
it all started when idiotic me left e com on for my idiotic sister to use....
yeah itz in e gene...idiotic-ness...
anywae..it paved e way for my ex gf to ask my sis, thru msn, if my mum had xtra ndp to spare...
YES!! I DID NOT TYPE WRONGLY!!
MY EX GF!!
WAT THE FUCK??!!
come on...if u wan tics....
i will gladly gif it to u...if...
1. my mum has xtra tics
2. im not goin..
3. my frens dun wan it
4 YOU ASK ME AND NOT MY SISTER!!
and of coz...me being me...i smsed her n told her off (my ex)
n guess wat she told me???
"Hey..watz ur problem....itz juz ndp tics...u tink i liked ndp alot?? itz juz dat itz e last ndp at national stadium......."
Hellooooooo?!!! DO i look like i care itz at padang or stadium or below my block??!!!
first she approached my sis behind my back ...n now turn around n gave me an extra bite!!!
u noe wat dat feels like?!!!
it feels like being fucked in e butt n then e fucker shouts rape....
???!!!!!
n my mum...like wat i told ling...
i suspect shes not my mum after all....
happily gladly gave her 2 tics....
!@#$%^&*(@)
e fucker who shouted rape now has sued me n won e case.....
hey mum...if u r seeing dis..which i doubt....
i dun owe her anithing...
u dun too....
u can juz gif me e 2 tics n i can sell it on ebay....
sell $1 i oso song.....
n mum u sure im ur son???
or did u carry e wrong baby 23 yrs ago?
arghhh...e more i tink abt it...e more angst i m..

issue no2....
i offered to wait for some1 to share cab n go to zouk...bud dat some1 actually hiamed!!!
wah eh....who do u tink u r?????
to tink i actually told grace b4 that i would gladly b dat some1's personal chauffer n send her home everynite from her workplace......
now im choking on my own words.....
and my dear frens still add salt to e wound by givin away my Long Island Tea to some1's frens.....
for e record...even if u guys refused to touch Long Island....
im more thn willing to down it...
even if dat means i will end up puking at Zouk....or me needing a new liver n all...
itz all my house problems...
n if datz alot of trouble coz u guys muz send me home...
itz ok..can leave me there to rot.....i can go home myself once i haf puked enuff...
thou shall nvr take alcohol away from me

oh yah...n to those who r...

a)facing work related problems/stress....
itz not a dark dark world at all....
itz juz dat u r wearing shades....
try takin them off...
n b a little more optimistic...
coz u still got ppl around u who cares abt u...
surely dey wun wan to see u so depressed n all n complaining every single second..

b)facing relationship issues....
not all relationships are fairy tales....
relationships are abt giving n taking ...compromising....
if u find dat u r givin in abit too much or taking a tad to little...
he/shes not e 1 for u.....
there are ppl around u who r more thn willing to fill up e void....
juz look around...open ur eyes bigger.....

c)facing insomnia...like me....
blog....listen to michael bubbles's bubbles....
confirm will tired n sleepy...

d)facing other problems...
u shdnt b here....
my blog doesnt teach ppl to solve problems...

juz some pics....

at ktv....

yc singing..


pyscho at arcade....


lucky sun-tanning...


murcielago n me in bangkok....

Top 10 words/phrases

below is a list of words/phrases e 4 of us used during e recent bangkok trip......

10. Tom Yum Soup
dis 3 words barely made it to e list....
used almost before everymeal...during meals and sometimes after meals....

9. 我要肯得鸡!!! ( i wan ken- tuck- ky!!)
dis phrase was actually made famous by some taiwanese commercial
bud actually during e trip... itz only said by me........
bud e number of times i said it is uncountable.....
tink grace n e rest were almost kindda irritated by me......

8.　随缘 (sui yuan - leave it to fate)
　　made it to number 8 by our dearest keet........
ask whether he wanted to buy anithing.....
随缘 lor......
everything under e sun oso 随缘.......

7. moleste (some french word i tink)
it was written as "no moleste" on those tags which u hang outside ur door...
apparently "no molest" meant "make up my room" or "tidy up my room"...
after which...kj startin saein he wans the room to be "molested"........
whenever our room got untidy n messy...

6. BaPok
poor thai ppl.....
every ger that looks abit manly...
and every guy who looks abit gerly...
we will go "eh bapok bapok bapok....."
no..we cant gif them e benefit of e doubt.....

5.脚酸（erm....sour legs)
e distance we covered everyday...
tink we can walk from east to west of singapore n back at least 10 times.....
so much so dat me n grace were complaining 脚酸 every now n then...
tink e only person who nvr complain 脚酸 was keet....
he was running on solar energy i tink.........

4.buy more cheaper can????
dunno leh..but i seem to hear dis phrase alot of times...
from keet especially....our chief haggler......
tink grace got the hang of it...
she even asked me y i purchased my perfume so fast at DFS....
she tot buy more can cheaper too....at DFS.......

3.haha.....
(muz laff in such a way dat u wun offend others....傻笑.. u noe?? dunno?? ask grace)
everynow n then...grace will 傻笑...
coz shes too tired to entertain or reply us....
we used it to entertain cheesy taxi drivers who makes cheesy jokes too.......
well bopian...when u r tired n kinnda dun understand their language...
u can only go..hehe...haha...

2. special
was a close fight wif number 1.....
even e stall that sells birdnest...
has special.....
go figure......

1. 做黑的　( zuo hei de )
the undoubted numero uno......
every massage parlour....做黑的
ppl wearing black....做黑的
every dark alley...做黑的
get the idea?
basically anithing we see, touch, smell or even eat...we can link to it.....

Im back!!!

well yeah...
im back from bangkok.....
e place where smoke fills e air
uncles play crazy taxi....
tut tuts wif exhausts larger thn wrxs.....
and most imptly...
skool gers wearin kinky tight fittin "ssss" white uniforms!!!

kindda lazy to do a long post....
anywae dis was our nite activity in hotel....

nvr leave home without it.....

shall blog more when i rest my legs n lungs......
including "Top 10 most frequent used words/phrase".....

Cant Stand it

im coughin as im typin dis entry.........
y???
all e smoke is chokin me!!!
smoke from e burning of "money" for "my good brothers from down under"
all dis burning muz haf raised our air pollution index by a few million notches...
our good neighbours from malaysia muz b tinking we haf rainforest fires....
look..
even the ashes made their way up to my room!!!

come on.....i stay 8th floor!!!
not basement 1....!!!!
e best part is...
my "brothers" are here to stay for 2mths!!!!
how to lun e smoke!!!

on a happier note......

bangkok...here i come.....!!!

Muz Confirm Again.......

she scared e daylights out of me when she said cancellation has been sent to me...
erm..ok...
i was hopin it was a she...
who noes..might b a he or 1/2 he 1/2 she...
i dunno....

BBQ AAR

well yeah...organized a bbq session at yc place ytd....
thx to yc n parents for bookin e pit and mph..though it was hardly utilized....
big thx too to those who bothered to come down...
Ron...Ziping...Julia...Grace...Ling..Drey..Yunting..Keet..Kj...
of coz..not forgetin Yc n "meimei"
haha..
hope i din missed out any1.....

food?? the usual stuff.....

seriously im fine wif organizing n stuff...
though was abit tiring..
luckily had yc helping me preparing e food on fri....
n whoever bothered to come early to help me carry e charcoal..drinks...food...thx again
itz ok if u ppl dun do e marinating...fire starting...cooking...
fine wif me..really..
im more thn happy that u guys could juz lend me ur mouths to help finish up e food...
datz all i asked for....
but then...ppl..pls...
nxt time dun stand around n look busy...
n leave e cleaning up to other ppl's parents...
datz e last straw....
to those who din realize...
ought to face e wall n tink abt it.....

ok..gotta take a rest...was burnt by e scorchin sun during ytd soccer session...