bla bla bla bla bla.......

yeah..i noe....dis post is kindda belated...
but who cares...blame it on my laziness...
laziness to blog...
laziness to move my butt...
lazyiness to do everything...
except to eat....
mayb datz y some of my frens seem to blog less n less each month....
kindda long too...
so bear wif it...
anywae here goes...

went to celebrate keet's bday recently..
at fish n co'..
drey was there..so was ziping..yc..kj..and me of coz..
well....
i was early......

wasnt really an out-of-this world kind of celebration...
but i guess itz e company that realli counts....
i dun mind such a celebration too...
juz a dinner...
wif some frens...
but thn again...im not e b'day boy...haha

n oh yeah...we "demanded" fish n co to gif e b'day boy something....
after 30mins they finally digged dis out for keet....

pathetic rite....
at least e kind waitress asked if we wanted a birthday rap...
yeah...RAP...datz wat she sae...
wonder if she will do some floor moves too if we insist on e rap part...

k..n heres keet..at his veri best...

tink he will kill me for posting another un-wholesome pic of him...
haha

well...was chattin to yunting on friday...
nuttin much really...
cept dat she jio me for supper...nxt week...
my reply was......"c how lor nxt wk"
well...at least thatz wat i feel...
coz itz realli kindda hard to get every1 out these days....
even if im available that day...i doubt e rest of my gang can make it...
working ones...busy wif work...
study ones...busy wif exams...
datz y i hate askin ppl out...
9 out of 10 times i get negative responses.....
so kat...now u noe y i dun ask ppl out...
im not anti social..
juz dat e ppl around me mould me into wat i m...

speaking of work...
im kindda sick of work too oredi...
having to wake up everyday at 7am....
plus seeing grace slogging her life away.....
wonder watz gonna happen to me after i finish my sim course...

took dis in office while waitin for e office ger to gif me orders

yeah..im bored...n sick of work......

idiotic 10yr olds......

who else is 10 yrs old in my home?
my sis of coz...

Scenario:
after StarIdol results...
guy-wif-only-1-expression Blien won...
Lio e Dao lost....
my sis juz went crazy...
goin yeah yeah yeah for at least a million times...
now shes goin Ole ole ole...

Can some1 juz slap e nonsense out of my sis??
ask her to wake up her farkin idea...
itz juz some ordinary competition which MediaCorp organizes 200 times a year...
No?
i tot i juz saw Singapore Idol..SuperHost...Superstar...n 197 other competitions?

yeah n will some kind hearted soul tell her to watch how she uses ole??
ole is only used for celebrating when ur fav country win e World Cup can?
not StarIdol..MoonIdol..IdioticIdol..

oh yah..I gave my sis a hard STARE when she hummed e cockcroach song of Losie Cok when she was in my room e other day...
and i almost threw my dustbin at her when she hummed Chen Ah Lian song song...

kids nowadays...

any1 noes IMH telephone number??

Gone in 1 hr...

extracted both my wisdom tooth on e left side of e mouth on friday....
e process wasnt as painful as i expected...
or should i sae pain was minimal.....
however e pain aftermath was a killer...

mouth's still abit sore....
wound is still bleeding slightly...
brain is still traumatized by e tweezers..pliers...picker...driller...syringe...
bla bla bla watever dentistry tools....

no more wisdom teeth extraction pls...i hope....

Pain in the....Mouth!!!

din really feel like talking..or even opening my mouth recently...
coz my wisdom tooth is begining to gif my problems after so long..
and to my course mates in SIM...it might be a blessin in disguise to dem...
quotin Sid ...
"U r better off slping..."
well ...sorry to those sitting in e middle of the lecture hall and the far end ...
i will still be making nonsensical jokes/conversation/watever nxt sem...
whether u pple (Freakazoid, Big Show, Sissy Beng, Goto and many more) likes it ornot....

i consider myself to haf quite a high tolerance of pain....
but i juz dun like to be in pain....
n besides...the cost of extractin a wisdom tooth is simply puttin me off....

well...hopefully e pain goes away tml....
my mouth feels swollen oredi.....
screw wisdom tooths....
i mean teeth...

Prawning around.......

went Jurong Hill to catch prawns ytd.....

the bait...hums aka cockles...


after 90mins.......my 1st catch...


3hrs later..........

2....damn it....

1 pic saez it all......

farking hell...im unfit......damn....

Cheers to ....erm....singlehood??

2 years of fruitless waiting...
is more than enuff....
e last thing i wanna noe was she realli patched up wif her bf...(again)
goin for guiness stout world recordz liaoz...
and she saez she had no choice....
which oso equates to i wasnt even a choice....

anywae 2 yrs....at least im worth mentioning in her blog??
but hell no.....
she misses her pri 6 crush/puppy love/watever u like to call it....
instead of me...

being single isnt a big deal rite??
k fine...
sour grapes...wateva....

my fav vincent...attached for 6 yrs...and still goin strong...
hes e man...
bern...gave up singlehood last yr......
even e muslim boy sid jumped on the bandwagon recently.....

not to mention malek...yc..xm...gary...ling...yt...drey....ziping...
and many many others........
not that they are not worth listing...
it would take a mammoth effort to list out all attached personnels around me....
i got like 91350293 other attached frens....

so singles...stand out and b counted.....
nuff said...
sleep is wat i lack....
assignments is wat i owe.......
as for e others...i cant b bothered.......

sickos.....and our own paris hilton...........

came across this article in the Newpaper....

yeah...itz a pillow in the shape of female's lap..
how sick are the East Asians....
wun b surprised they come out wif a pillow in the shape of boobs.....
a cup...e cup... ff cups...world cups....
comes in all cup sizes.....

saw crow culling at boonlay interchange recently......
the guy in white is holding a rifle....
wonder wat is e criteria to become a bird shooter....
complete time crisis???
thn im qualified......

okok..so the hooha now is our veri own paris hilton...
sex vid clip...cool....
my good fren omegus sayz after watchin it...
it makes u feel like wanting to get a gf and take ur own video....
hope he does it...
i make sure the whole world gets hold of it...
wahaha....

shall end wif keet's foto...
itz suits e title of my blog....
wat did i sae? haha...

Who discovered Valentine's day????

can some1 tell me who discovered such an irritating day???

shops use it as an excuse to jack up e prices of roses....
guys use it as an excuse to pluck up their courage to talk to e ger dey admire...
hotels use it as an excuse to come up wif v day packages....
bla bla bla bla bla....

wateva...
n dun tell me itz frenship day...
rubbish i sae....

if u like it..everyday can b v day...
y muz it b feb 14
even c bangla buyin roses...
while im bloggin at home....
shall gif him some privacy...
n not post his pic.....

anywae come to tink of it...
mayb she patched up wif her ex??
datz y i wasnt even invited to her chalet...


anywae...happy v day to all couples out there...
but can i haf a wish??
i duwan to c anymore beauties wif beasts anymore......

soccer mahjong any1???????

Huat Ah......

was her 21st b'day ytd....
but i wasnt invited to her bday party if there was any.....
anyway..happy belated birthday to her again...
yeah rite...as if she reads my blog.....
unhappiness aside....
greeted by a messy sight after comin back from skool today.....

shall tidy my table later....
yeah...laterrrr....

anywae...check out e onion ring i had durin lunch today...
west mall BK...
Grace asked y im alwaez at westmall...
coz itz e nearest place from my skool dat has BK...
wahaha
anywae...heres the onion ring...

shape of an 8!!!!

HUAT AH!!!!!

I wan my kosong!!!!

met kj n keet ytd....
for some last minute chinese new year shopping....

feelin hungry so went into this place for some prata....
itz at north bridge road...10mins walk from bugis....

after settling down in the restaurant..or so they call demselves....
KJ:"Give me 1 egg prata 1 kosong"
The Indian Man:"Sorry no kosong"
ME:!!!!!!!!!

wat e fark!!!!???
call urself a prata store but u dun sell/make/have/watever kosong?!?!?!
so i presume u dun nid a kosong to make an egg prata??!!!
nice....
nxt time i shall insist on bah kut teh thn.......

anywae...
u guys muz haf read that our nearest neighbours...
are going to replace their half of the brigde with a crooked bridge...
scenic bridge they call it....
cynic bridge to mahatir...

quite smart i sae...
now sg cars goin in muz travel a longer distance....
hence singaporeans can pump even more petrol in JB
and help boost their economy......
nooooo.......no sarcasm involved!
Malaysia Boleh!!
Malaysia Truly Asia!!!


anywae....its 11hrs more to Chinese New Year
an early Chinese New Year to all my chinese pals
and happy holidays to my non-chinese mates...

Rainie Yang - 里理想情人

i seldom listen to chinese songs...
but dis is 1 song which i quite like...
for those who wan it...
itz here...里理想情人
e song can b played through my blog too...on the right...
for those who are reading weird characters...
change ur encoding to unicode
(under view at the top of ur ie)
...if u r using IE dat is....


里理想情人


穿上洋装看着手表
时间快到心碰碰的跳
和你的第一次约会来临了

金色的阳光洒满人行道
换了新唇膏把头发弄好
要你看到我的好
喜欢看你走路充满自信
说话时候你的专注眼神
温柔的表情笑容里的天真
我相信找不到有比你更好的人
你心里理想情人是几分
是否也会有我的份
好想知道你的100分
会给怎样的人
亲爱的你不要再陌生
增加我戏份
我想问亲爱的你把感情升等
朋友变成情人
可不可以告诉我标准
不要让我一直等
听着那时间滴答的走
对街的你在点头
好像一个梦渐渐走到我前头
好想知道你的100分
会给怎样的人
亲爱的你不要再陌生
增加我戏份
我想问亲爱的你把感情升等
朋友变成情人
可不可以告诉我标准
不要让我一直等

Dun Trust Parents

my folks went out ytd evening....
before they went out...
my mom said something to me...
i was havin a nap at dat moment though

MOM:" Boy....brrr brr bla bla blrrr bla....goin...chinatown...
wanna go???"

ME:**shakes head**

MOM:" brrr blaaaa blrr blaa blaaa ....buy dinner for u ....brrrb blaa"

ME: "O.... K"




guess wat...
they came back at 1130pm...
luckily im not that dumb...
ordered macdelivery......
if not she might haf lost a son during the time when she was snatchin for goodies amongst e chinatown crowd.....


anywae they are goin China on Chinese New Year...
not that im complaining....
i got e house to myself for 1 whole week!!
woohooo!!
i got e CAR to myself!!!

woohoo!!!!
woohooo again!!!


on a different note altogether....

ME:"eh vincent..where u go?"
Vincent:"Toilet lah!!!"
Vincent:"C larrr...Lao Sai and running nose!!! went toilet twice oredi!!!!"
Vincent:"All your fault lar"
ME:"wah....lao sai oso my fault...nxt time if u pregnant oso my fault?????"

Vincent never fails to brighten up my days in skool........

Receipe for gettin high and more Rants....

had a serious bout of flu n fever since last friday.....

nevertheless..still went wala wif my pals ytd...
Ber..Sid...
Jeffery came along too...
vincent???
hes the off 1 aka backstabber now...
wahaha

before wala...popped a couple of pills of Lemsip Max....

together wif 1.5litres of erdinger at wala.......



4hrs later...
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.

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u will b feelin damn high!!!
ok...
mayb abit slow..
but still...
dun try it!!!

oh yeah...went to Singpost (Jurong Point) on Monday..
to collect my mum's registed post
my first visit to SingPost in dunno how mani donkey years...
check out the services they have now






postage stamps...
bill payments...
CPF/Medisave....???!!
Dog License??!!
telephone licence???
LTA ROAD TAX RENEWAL???!!!!

can Singpost just stick to postage??!?!
n try not to b a mama store???!!
everything oso wanna chup ji kah.....
not in the picture was a new service called EZYCash....
now wanna b loanshark too.....
knn
no wonder i queued for 1.5hrs juz to collect my stuff.....

Thursday Happenings....Friday's Unforgettable Wala

thursday...
bought a bag for myself....
finally!!

30bucks....

bought a pink gameboy advanced SP for my sis...
dunno wat e SP means though...

170 + 1 game cartridge....
heartpain....
but wat to do..shes my sis...
at least she will stop buggin me for awhile......

met grace for dinner at Heeren's Marché ....
waffle ice-cream at Far East's Geláre ....
wat can i say...
itz been like 10yrs since i stepped into orchard...
ok...mayb not dat long....

try dat out!!
waffle wif scoop of lemon sorbet + chocolate sauce!!!!
worst combination of e yr!!


anywae got damn pissed at Walas ytd....
some bitch tested my tolerance n patience level....
1 more word from her ytd nite n she would haf e honour of becoming the 1st ger i dirtied my hands on....

oh yah....my 6680 batt is spoilt...
any1 wanna sponsor me ?????

2006

dunno wat e fark happened to my old tagbox....
anywae i got a new 1....

was a long holiday...
in short....
wat haf i done during the hols

- played mahjong on xmas eve
- player mahjong on new yr's eve
- had steamboat
- went JB
- handed up assignment 1


My new year resolution???

1024 x 768 pixels....

dun get it??
right click ur desktop and go to settings....
courtesy of mr zheng ximing.....

Rants Rants and more Rants......

realized itz been awhile since i last blogged.....
dun tink any1 missed me..ya?
even if any soul missed me....
it muz haf been dey missed me driving dem out for supper....

anywae juz got back from lessons.......
all pissed n all....
put it crudely....
itz a fucked up day.....

y?
dun worry...itz not bcoz of Irfan...
i c him almost everyday...
kindda immune liaoz...though e sight of him still irks me...
especially seeing him licking his fingers so that he can flip thru e attendance book....
or seeing him rushing to tutorial room...hoping to get a seat and hope no1 noes he
actually belongs to e nxt class....

let me bring u into e scenario...
i was queing to board my bus...
dis trio of Indian ladies who obviously doesnt noe e meanin of politeness...
happily juz push me away n cut into e queue...
hello???
at least haf e courtesy to apologize for pushing
itz not like i will blame u for cuttin queue...
u will appear on my blog datz all...
no big deal rite?
im not some famous blogger like xiaxue or miyagi....
knn....
at least e last lady of e trio had e courtesy to let me board 1st...
but not after i stared real hard at her....
obviously she had learn mind reading b4....
"nabeiz cheebyez...blind ah? can fuckin pls queue up ornot?????!!!! need me to teach u ah?!?!?!?"

now dis brings me to e not so recent case of a blogger being jailed for making racist remarks....
i wondered did e judge take into consideration y was e blogger a racist before passing e sentence...????
come on...
who on earth is born a racist??
(well mayb e guy who sits in front of me during lecture is...
haha)
in his case...it was becoz a malay family refused to let him haf e cab 1st...
which resulted in e death of his baby brother...
eh come on...
if i had a baby brother who died bcoz of dat...
i wun only b a racist lor...
e suicide bomber who bombed bali might even b me lor...
u tink he likes to b racist n face e prospect of being jail meh?
like wat phua chu kang saez...
"use yer blainnnnn!!! use yer blainnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"

sometimes itz really de events dat happen to us..or mayb happen around us...
dat ultimately mould us into e character we r now....
like being a racist n all....

being a chinese...a majority race in singapore...
i tell u...itz damn ez to turn into a racist lor...
especially some1 wif my character...
but like it ornot...
itz me being me...

well..i do admit sometimes i do salivate at non-chinese gers....
but datz becoz more often thn not...dey r drop dead gorgeous...
and sometimes even look like chinese...
so much so dat my eyes began to play tricks on me.....

but hell no...
i draw e line there...
i will nvr agree to inter-racial bonding....
removin my "skin" is totally out of e question....

dey sae inter-racial babies normally bring out e best genes of both races...
well i sae no..
if i ever do dat..
im certain all my bad genes will come out and play....
well..probably mayb coz i dun haf any good genes..
wahaha....

k...
back to Craig David's "The Story Goes....."


another time.......

Wah Lan Eh.......

check dis out man....
wat more can i sae???
picture saez a thousand words....
ber...sid....
r u tinkin wat im tinking????
telepathetic powers........

super tights checkered pants dat split once dey bend down...
ugly jackets wif millions of metal studs....
boots dat i wore during my chiong sua dayz...
chains that i use to lock my bicycle...
not in e picture was dey wore a padlock wif chain like dogtags...
how cool is dat?!?!
pukez....

e best part was dey had an umbrella....
which was purple in color...
a disgustingly gross ugly purple umbrella....
n dey conveniently hook the disgusting umbrella on e rings found on their pants....

anywae caught Hairy Porter n his cup of fire....
wat can i sae......
emma watson is chio sia!!



eh wait...shes only 15!!

on a totally different note....
been tinking wat she told me...
guess shes rite...
e more some1 wants something...
e more elusive it is....
mayb dat explains no matter how hard i try...
i still cant get it.....
been lookin at her blog...
looks like i make e rite choice in withdrawing...
withdrawing from dis stupid triangle....
guess i had been dumb all dis while.....
waitin for something dat would nvr happen....

Cheenapoks cant count....JB Trip....

check out dis banner i saw while lunching at clementi hawker centre.......

2nd last line saez.....
one large bowl of porridge ----> $2 / 2.5 ......
if one large bowl of porridge cost $2....
watz $2.50?? larger bowl?
imagine buyin a L-sized shirt...
but there r 2 diff sizes n prices for juz e L-size....
confusing....

wat abt e last line.....???
frogs 2 for $12....3 for $18.......
most of e time..
when we c such banners...
mayb dey will show 2 for $12..3 for $16...
meaning if u buy more ...it will cost less.....
but here...no!!
same price if u buy 2 or 3 or mayb 236..still same price...
!!!!!

anywae....
i went JB on Thursday wif Sid & Ber....
Ber bought ba kua...of all things...
while Sid n Me bought some xbox games....
and check out e drinks we had during dinner in JB....




still finished it nevertheless....
ended up damn bloated though.....




n yah...caught "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"
in JB...
how cool is dat....
10 ringgit..for a movie on thursday....
cant even buy a movie tix on Monday in SG man....
but hell no....
i aint gonna move to JB n b a jiu hu kia...
even though piracy rox there...
while e only thing dat rox in singapore is e government.......
sad......





a muz watch movie....

1....2.....3......4.....5........6!!!!!
Belial, Serfen, Nero, Cain, Judas, Lucifer!!!!
n dun wake up at 3am............

Bored....

L-Bert gave me a link...
tried it out of sheer boredom....

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.