EveryOne Has Their Needs

yeah...every1.......
including a super-hero dog.....

more post later......

How did it happen..........

i tink i haf ........
i dunno y.....
i dunno how......
i was hopin im wrong.....
but it has really happened......
again......

How Did I Fall In Love With You?

Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you?

EPL is back!!

EPL is back....
n itz still free!!!!

No 1 shall gif away e old...inferior n hiamed one's beer.....

first of all...dun ask me y im here at 4.25am....
itz now officially e 2nd consecutive day that i cant sleep.....
e 1st being ytd where i got pissed.....
n stormed off....
sorry grace...sorry ling..drey and keet....
din noe wat e fuck happened to me ytd.......
mayb i still haven got over issue no 1...
mayb i haven got over issue no 2....
or mayb itz juz e culmulative effect of both.....
which i tot i had gotten over after wed's mambo where i got dead drunk....
apparently not ......

issue no 1 was regarding e ndp tics.....
it all started when idiotic me left e com on for my idiotic sister to use....
yeah itz in e gene...idiotic-ness...
anywae..it paved e way for my ex gf to ask my sis, thru msn, if my mum had xtra ndp to spare...
YES!! I DID NOT TYPE WRONGLY!!
MY EX GF!!
WAT THE FUCK??!!
come on...if u wan tics....
i will gladly gif it to u...if...
1. my mum has xtra tics
2. im not goin..
3. my frens dun wan it
4 YOU ASK ME AND NOT MY SISTER!!
and of coz...me being me...i smsed her n told her off (my ex)
n guess wat she told me???
"Hey..watz ur problem....itz juz ndp tics...u tink i liked ndp alot?? itz juz dat itz e last ndp at national stadium......."
Hellooooooo?!!! DO i look like i care itz at padang or stadium or below my block??!!!
first she approached my sis behind my back ...n now turn around n gave me an extra bite!!!
u noe wat dat feels like?!!!
it feels like being fucked in e butt n then e fucker shouts rape....
???!!!!!
n my mum...like wat i told ling...
i suspect shes not my mum after all....
happily gladly gave her 2 tics....
!@#$%^&*(@)
e fucker who shouted rape now has sued me n won e case.....
hey mum...if u r seeing dis..which i doubt....
i dun owe her anithing...
u dun too....
u can juz gif me e 2 tics n i can sell it on ebay....
sell $1 i oso song.....
n mum u sure im ur son???
or did u carry e wrong baby 23 yrs ago?
arghhh...e more i tink abt it...e more angst i m..

issue no2....
i offered to wait for some1 to share cab n go to zouk...bud dat some1 actually hiamed!!!
wah eh....who do u tink u r?????
to tink i actually told grace b4 that i would gladly b dat some1's personal chauffer n send her home everynite from her workplace......
now im choking on my own words.....
and my dear frens still add salt to e wound by givin away my Long Island Tea to some1's frens.....
for e record...even if u guys refused to touch Long Island....
im more thn willing to down it...
even if dat means i will end up puking at Zouk....or me needing a new liver n all...
itz all my house problems...
n if datz alot of trouble coz u guys muz send me home...
itz ok..can leave me there to rot.....i can go home myself once i haf puked enuff...
thou shall nvr take alcohol away from me

oh yah...n to those who r...

a)facing work related problems/stress....
itz not a dark dark world at all....
itz juz dat u r wearing shades....
try takin them off...
n b a little more optimistic...
coz u still got ppl around u who cares abt u...
surely dey wun wan to see u so depressed n all n complaining every single second..

b)facing relationship issues....
not all relationships are fairy tales....
relationships are abt giving n taking ...compromising....
if u find dat u r givin in abit too much or taking a tad to little...
he/shes not e 1 for u.....
there are ppl around u who r more thn willing to fill up e void....
juz look around...open ur eyes bigger.....

c)facing insomnia...like me....
blog....listen to michael bubbles's bubbles....
confirm will tired n sleepy...

d)facing other problems...
u shdnt b here....
my blog doesnt teach ppl to solve problems...

juz some pics....

at ktv....

yc singing..


pyscho at arcade....


lucky sun-tanning...


murcielago n me in bangkok....

Top 10 words/phrases

below is a list of words/phrases e 4 of us used during e recent bangkok trip......

10. Tom Yum Soup
dis 3 words barely made it to e list....
used almost before everymeal...during meals and sometimes after meals....

9. 我要肯得鸡!!! ( i wan ken- tuck- ky!!)
dis phrase was actually made famous by some taiwanese commercial
bud actually during e trip... itz only said by me........
bud e number of times i said it is uncountable.....
tink grace n e rest were almost kindda irritated by me......

8.　随缘 (sui yuan - leave it to fate)
　　made it to number 8 by our dearest keet........
ask whether he wanted to buy anithing.....
随缘 lor......
everything under e sun oso 随缘.......

7. moleste (some french word i tink)
it was written as "no moleste" on those tags which u hang outside ur door...
apparently "no molest" meant "make up my room" or "tidy up my room"...
after which...kj startin saein he wans the room to be "molested"........
whenever our room got untidy n messy...

6. BaPok
poor thai ppl.....
every ger that looks abit manly...
and every guy who looks abit gerly...
we will go "eh bapok bapok bapok....."
no..we cant gif them e benefit of e doubt.....

5.脚酸（erm....sour legs)
e distance we covered everyday...
tink we can walk from east to west of singapore n back at least 10 times.....
so much so dat me n grace were complaining 脚酸 every now n then...
tink e only person who nvr complain 脚酸 was keet....
he was running on solar energy i tink.........

4.buy more cheaper can????
dunno leh..but i seem to hear dis phrase alot of times...
from keet especially....our chief haggler......
tink grace got the hang of it...
she even asked me y i purchased my perfume so fast at DFS....
she tot buy more can cheaper too....at DFS.......

3.haha.....
(muz laff in such a way dat u wun offend others....傻笑.. u noe?? dunno?? ask grace)
everynow n then...grace will 傻笑...
coz shes too tired to entertain or reply us....
we used it to entertain cheesy taxi drivers who makes cheesy jokes too.......
well bopian...when u r tired n kinnda dun understand their language...
u can only go..hehe...haha...

2. special
was a close fight wif number 1.....
even e stall that sells birdnest...
has special.....
go figure......

1. 做黑的　( zuo hei de )
the undoubted numero uno......
every massage parlour....做黑的
ppl wearing black....做黑的
every dark alley...做黑的
get the idea?
basically anithing we see, touch, smell or even eat...we can link to it.....

Im back!!!

well yeah...
im back from bangkok.....
e place where smoke fills e air
uncles play crazy taxi....
tut tuts wif exhausts larger thn wrxs.....
and most imptly...
skool gers wearin kinky tight fittin "ssss" white uniforms!!!

kindda lazy to do a long post....
anywae dis was our nite activity in hotel....

nvr leave home without it.....

shall blog more when i rest my legs n lungs......
including "Top 10 most frequent used words/phrase".....

Cant Stand it

im coughin as im typin dis entry.........
y???
all e smoke is chokin me!!!
smoke from e burning of "money" for "my good brothers from down under"
all dis burning muz haf raised our air pollution index by a few million notches...
our good neighbours from malaysia muz b tinking we haf rainforest fires....
look..
even the ashes made their way up to my room!!!

come on.....i stay 8th floor!!!
not basement 1....!!!!
e best part is...
my "brothers" are here to stay for 2mths!!!!
how to lun e smoke!!!

on a happier note......

bangkok...here i come.....!!!

Muz Confirm Again.......

she scared e daylights out of me when she said cancellation has been sent to me...
erm..ok...
i was hopin it was a she...
who noes..might b a he or 1/2 he 1/2 she...
i dunno....

BBQ AAR

well yeah...organized a bbq session at yc place ytd....
thx to yc n parents for bookin e pit and mph..though it was hardly utilized....
big thx too to those who bothered to come down...
Ron...Ziping...Julia...Grace...Ling..Drey..Yunting..Keet..Kj...
of coz..not forgetin Yc n "meimei"
haha..
hope i din missed out any1.....

food?? the usual stuff.....

seriously im fine wif organizing n stuff...
though was abit tiring..
luckily had yc helping me preparing e food on fri....
n whoever bothered to come early to help me carry e charcoal..drinks...food...thx again
itz ok if u ppl dun do e marinating...fire starting...cooking...
fine wif me..really..
im more thn happy that u guys could juz lend me ur mouths to help finish up e food...
datz all i asked for....
but then...ppl..pls...
nxt time dun stand around n look busy...
n leave e cleaning up to other ppl's parents...
datz e last straw....
to those who din realize...
ought to face e wall n tink abt it.....

ok..gotta take a rest...was burnt by e scorchin sun during ytd soccer session...

Im back!!!

seriously...e past week of reservice gotta b e most boring days of my 23 yrs...
1st day was mostly admin stuff...followed by a CO assumption parade...
everything was over after dinner ...n by 7pm..i was basically in bunk...
staring at e ceiling....until i fell asleep at 930am...

2nd day was even worst...
breakfast...powerpoint slides...teabreak...more slides...lunch...
999 more slides...teabreak again...1034 more slides...dinner...
seriously i dun tink i haf had so mani meals in 1 day since......i dunno man!!!
woohoo deja vu!!! im was in bunk by 7..again!!!
ceilings n walls haf nvr been so interesting to look at....

3rd day? juz look at wat happened on e 2nd day...
well dis time i was smarter...i drank a couple of tigers to facilitate sleeping...
$1.20 per can...cheaper thn mineral water..
xm suggestin looking at sceneries to pass time...
well....juz some trees datz all....

4th day was damn exciting....
took ippt..which i missed gettin silver by a whisker...followed by tea break...
walked around n looked important...(WALI) til lunch...
before goin to sleep..
yeah at 1pm..
til 6pm b4 xm woke me up for dinner....

friday was basically desperately tryin to make myself look useful....
i volunteered to consolidate e temp passes which were issued on e 1st day...
n returned them to e clerk....
exciting man!!
went for debrief....b4 leavin camp at 5pm.....

fortunately such boredom only happens once a year...
if not i might juz die in camp....

ok..dis was supposed to b posted b4 i left to serve the nation....

i noe e chinese words dun make sense...but datz how xu chun mei pronounced students....
whos xu chun mei? tink paris hilton..but 1346672 times uglier...n is from taiwan...i tink..
really laffed till i teared when i saw e show......


ok back to supporting czech...
bought czech gif 1.5...
ok fark....ghana juz scored.......

Nvr Ending Pay n Pay n Pay .......

i dun get it...
we haf oredi paid scv for sports channel....
y muz we still pay for e World Cup package???
guess millions of die-hard soccer fans haf happily thrown money into Starhub's pockets....
not me though...
instead i CANCELLED my cable....
my money will nvr go to bloodsuckers....

who saez we need Starhub in order to watch World Cup?
i still caught England struggling past Paraguay....
best of all in e comfort of my own room....

of coz...quality can nvr be compared wif Channel 27...
but at least itz free...
im not complaining...
coz i still haf my world cup dosage.....

im not surprised if we haf to pay to breathe in e future....

Happenings....

dunno abt u guys......
but how often do u see a Gallardo on the roads...
not veri frequent for me though...
mayb im too close to tuas....
who in e right mind would buy a gallardo n park in tuas....

anywae..i dragged my lazy ass to the PC fair on thurs...
yeah..e veri 1st day...
wanted to avoid e crowd.....
but u guessed it....e crowd was oredi there...

bought a mp3 player...
no..cant afford a ipod nano...
got a "chiong" 1 instead....

hope itz more durable thn my previous creative player.....

on another note altogether...
theres a big hooha abt today's date...
6 June 2006...or simply....666.....
it seems to b associated wif satan or something....
did a google on it...but had 101 explainations...
any hardcore christians out there?? kindly explain the significance of 666 to me???

anywae heres a good 1....
every1 noes watz ascii??
try converting every letter of INDONESIA into ascii(decimal)....
(I=73, N=78, D=68, O=79, N=78, E=69, S=83, I=73, A=65)
n sum the ascii equivalent of every letter....
wat do u get??
u got it.....666.....
hehe....

American is VERY good...

im still havin sg idol hangover...
haha....

Itz Confirmed........

itz confirmed... taken from Teamtalk.com .....

" Mourinho was delighted to wrap up a £30million move for the Ukraine star on Wednesday night and is convinced that the Champions League record goalscorer will fit into the Blues' style of play. "

yes..im a big fan of Sheva...but fark...
y muz he join Chelsea??!!!!
e team of divers...hypocrites...n handballers...
ok..minus e english triplets of terry..lampard..joe cole

all i can sae now...nxt season..lets juz gif them e EPL trophy.....
come on u pool fans...gunners...red devil fans....
lets b realisitic...
how do u beat a team wif Cech in goal...Ballack... Makelele..Lampard in e middle of e park...
n finally Shevchenko upfront...
n once in awhile bring on Drogba to score some "hand of gods" when e goin gets tough...

OK..enuff of soccer news....
itz confirmed too...e July 1st BBQ at YC's place...
Keet, Grace, Ziping, Bert, Drey, Yt and me will all b there...
though KJ and Ling seems to go AWOL....
i haf still included them....
as for e rest..i guess dey will b sick...abducted by aliens...stuck in toiletbowls...
so guys..stay tuned for further updates on e BBQ.....

Nong Nong Nong Nong......

enjoy peeps....

SG Idol.....

come on...SG idol mania is back...
how can i not blog abt it?????

he was 1st in e queue..........
i would only queue up dis early if they started givin away a couple million of SGD....

he said he LEARNT some technique in singing high pitch...
wat imagine in a dark room...got a beam of light...
wateva...thankyou for joining n PLS dun try nxt year...


im gonna gif credit to dis guy...
how mani of us can sing n do e hoola-hoop at e same time??!!
beat that....
if im dick..or ken..im gonna let him thru to e nxt round...
no marks for singing...but full marks for effort...


dis pic saez it all....
free lance model if u believe him...
i told grace...
im goin to call myself Winter Sonata Koh....
y? coz sommer sounds like summer.....
n can some1 teach me how to pronounce "Jughley"


i laffed my ass of when i saw dis part...
nong nong nong nong nong nong...
i even recorded it down..
making full use of my tv card
any1 wans it?? i can send them...
can b ur daily dosage of laff materials...


chinese rapper on e left..singing one of Jay Chou's song...
singapore brokeback on e right....
winner?? no1...
loser?? tough fight....


k enuff of e bad 1...
below is 2 of e better ones in audition round 1....
grace saez e guy is cute...


shall b back soon..wif Round 2 of Sg Idol......

i is veri urgent.....

well..yeah...i was bored.....

watz home...........

realized i haf been away from home for large amount of time recently....
so much so that im beginnning to feel distant from dis place i call home....

whether issit roaming aimlessly at nite...
whether issit out somewhere to dig into books....
whether issit meetin frenz for supper....
i guess all dis are juz excuses for me to avoid everything....
i juz cant stand e sight of him...
i dunno how my mum does it.....

watz home???
itz juz a place i return everynite to replenish my energy....

i really miss talkin to my mum...
now i only seem to converse to her for like mayb 10mins a week....
yes really..itz dat bad...

i miss talkin to my sis...
or more like she misses my scoldings...
sometimes i really wonder how e whole incident is affecting her...
but i guess shes alrite...
no matter wat..
shes still a pri 5 kid....

i haf long 4gotten watz family warmth...
it sounds so alien.....

yes..i may look alright on e outside...
but most of e time...
im really juz puttin up a front....
sort of like a mask liaoz....
hiding my real emotions from every1...

gotta take dis opportunity to thank gary..
for providing me a hideout in the form of his hostel.....
thx bro....really appreciate e cosy room of urs...
though a little dusty....
haha....

n yah...garys been tryin to hook me up...
or i shd sae pair me wif some of his female frens....
yes..i gotta admit...
im really envious of lovin couples...
him n michelle...
xm n hy....
bla bla bla....
bud then again...
im not really into such things...
group dates...blind dates.....shitty dates..red dates...
ok not farni...
i still believe in fate...destiny...all dat fuck shit.....
all these dates juz make me seem kindda despo....
more over...
i dun tink im really financially stable enuff to gif e best to my gf...
im still partially dependant on my mum....
working for her is juz a ploy to get my mthly allowance...
so peeps..Im not some rich kid like some of u percieve can??????
i juz haf enuff to get by each day...
satisfy my material needs/wants...

yeah..so thx gary...really appreciate wat u r doing....
k..itz time to sleep...n back to muggin tml....
i wanna move out.......