Geez....

dear pete...

if u din realize...i did heed my own advice...
got lost from dat blog...
n thn rambled on my own blog....
so if u dun like my ramblings on my blog...
pls look at e top of ur internet browser...
it saez...
"Dun Like My Attitude?? Get lost thn....."
Thank You...
sorry for all e inconvenience caused to ur poor little damsel

Yours Sincerely

e blogger who offended yet another person...
who thn sends her bf after my blood



lighten up ppl...
wassup man........
y juz cant ppl take a little criticism nowadays....
haiz.........
sad case.....

WTF??

dis entry was supposed to b up on wed...
but...
who cares...
not me...
im juz plain lazy to double click my mozilla...bookmarks...blogger...n actually blog
abt it...

ok..itz lik dis...
read dis blog on tues....
e latest entry was abt dis person being damn suay...4getful...
blur in my opinion...
losing her lappie......

in army..we call it blur-cock...blur-fark..blur-add-watever-u-like-here

thn she went on and on abt her how her close frens
were suay n all...losing stuff 1 after another...
stuff like notebook (not the laptop kind of notebook)...
ipod....50 dollar note

yeah..u din see wrongly..
some1 lost/drop/was cheated of/watever a 50 dollar note...

not that im tryin to sae i nvr lose anything or wat...
in fact..i was actually quite careless in the past..
i used to lose things like my wallet lar...books lar...
so much so dat my mum often asks me when would i lose my own head...
but like wat keet saez...every1 has their humble past...
e pt is...
i juz cant fathom how some1 can lose a 50 dollar note..
without knowing how it was lost...
unless money DO haf wings.....
in such cases...i suggest ppl to keep their money wif me
at least by keepin ur yusof ishaks...boats..birds wif me...
if they are lost...i will find ways to account for them..by hook or by crook
e most i would sae i donated them to NKF...
ok..i tink i digressed.....

juz as i was still happily harping on others misfortunes...
being e devil n all...
guess wat?
e devil met e angel!!!

from a simple case of losing a laptop...
she can actually find time...
i mean find blog space....
to spread teachings!!!
no not the buddha ah mi tou foh kind
e kind of teaching which would literally send shivers down ur spine when u hear it...
YEAH!! those kind...
n even build a penthouse juz opposite ntu...flood it wif bus loads of ppl for 1 yr..
n thn let it collect dust for e rest of god knows how long (pun intended)

my sincere kudos to her...
for being able to link suayness to e teachings of the man up there
or issit juz me??
issit really possible to link everything to e poor man who was crucified for their sins....i mean our sins...
even if so..gif dat man a break lar...
haf a kit kat...
gif dat man a tiger...
watever...
dun call dat man everytime u face problems...
itz oredi a torture to be pinned....
let alone attend to ur little acts of blurness....
do a good deed
spare religion/race intolerant ppl like me the torture...
keep ur teachings confined to churches...
bus stops...mrt stations....n wat haf u...
n not e blogosphere....
can??
plsss??
plsss plssss plsssssss............

not every1 wans to read abt teachings...

anywae let u guys in on another humble past of mine..
i use to attend kindergarten at dis particular church near queensway...
every meal...e teacher/priest/i dunno wat but i juz call her teacher...
would force us to sae "Thank god for the food we eat....."
ok not force us...
we were obliged to sae....
n thank goodness i oredi 4gotten e whole verse...(oops pun unintended)
being e guai naive little boy i was..i would recite it out...loud n clear...
not that i really mean it...
juz dat i duwan my teacher to spank my bottoms if i dun do so.....
but i tink i was quite traumatised by e verse at dat time...
so much so dat there was dis particular day
i rushed home and ask my mum...

"Mummy Mummy!!!!""
"Is your name god??"

---Mummy shakes head---

"Is Daddy called God???"

"NO LAR!!!Daddy is Daddy...n im pretty sure he aint no God"

"huh??? thn why teacher everytime sae muz thank god for e food we eat??"
"i tot e food is u cook 1....n daddy work to earn money so u can buy food to cook????"
"so tomolo in skool...can i sae
"Thank You Mummy Daddy For the food i eat???"
"

Life.......

juz came back from supper wif keet n drey....
din realize there were actually so mani "curry chickens" in my neighbourhood...

1 of which was actually my neighbour....

still remembered 8 mths ago...i still dropped by her place...
to offer mandarin oranges....
she still looked healthy n all......
without a single trace of uncomforted-ness....
b4 i knew it...she sort of disappeared from 8th floor....
mum told me she had cancer.....
even appeared on papers recently..after undergoin some operation..

and now...shes gone....
im still tryin to grapple wif e fact dat i actually lost some1 so close to me...
and i mean literally close to me...
some1 who lives juz nxt to me...
some1 whom i used to borrow eggs from....(coz my mum 4get to replenish supplies)
some1 whom i alwaez greet when i see her....
some1 whos husband alwaez chats wif me....
some1 whos son used to drop by my place.....
haiz......

guess datz life....
might be boring at times...
bud it will hit u wif a bang rite in your face when u least expect it.....
so.....
treasure e ppl around u....
while they r still here.....

tell me..........

can there ever be platonic friendship between a guy n a ger???

wheres the line between a platonic friendship and something closer???

does r/s necessarily turns sour if the something closer doesnt work out.....?

if yes....y?????

if no....really????

The Tony Rich Project

KT Idol!!!!

welcome back to Suriaa!!!
dis is e result show of KT Idol..Season 2!!!!!

and the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!

-drumroll..-


-more drumrolls-



-still drumrolling....-




-nvrending drumrolls.....-



Mr "I-alwayz-pay-by-installments-n-love-my-cap" !!!!

congratulations!!!!
as de winner...u are entitled to buy everything from Kourts by installments!!!
WOOHOO..How great!!!
n Kourts sells caps too!!!!



sorry mr ni.....tink u lost coz u got no cap...
well..try again nxt yr...
bud look on e bright side..u still can continue dancing at Espplanade.....





now...Mr Judge...Do you haf anithing to sae to our winner....?????




***Someone switched the channel to channel 8***



i juz love ann kok.......
still so hot.....
woohoo.....

Worth the wait???

waited for around 30mins for dis.........

itz at simone road....near kovan.....
go try n decide.....


n dear yc..when r u coming back??? u r missing out on good food we r having....

Watz wrong man?!?!?!?!?

been feeling really drained out recently...
dunno y.........
everytime after work....i juz wanna lie down on bed n haf a good sleep...
and most of e time...i feel even more lethargic after a nap....
tink my body is gettin old.........
gone r e days dat i can wake up every morning n looking forward to work....
driving manual vehicles....
yeah..i prefer manual...to auto transmission....
juz ask ling.....

anywae...been bringing my grans for his follow-ups...at AH...
theres another 1 tml at NUH...
y 2 diff hospitals???
simply bcoz AH dun haf lung cancer specialist....
yeah...stunning rite....
i tot my mum was jokin when she told me dat....
anywae itz juz 1 of e mani illnesses he has.....
wheel-chair bound...dead toes due to blood not flowing....
unable to clear his wastes...both solid n liquid properly....
bla bla bla....
when age catch up wif u.....anithing can happen......

anywae he has dis "bag" attached to i dunno wat....
for him to clear is liquid wastes.....
when talkin abt wastes....inevitably...it will stink...no doubt....
bud wat im surprised is some1 actually complained it stinked...
when me...being e grandson....1 generation younger thn e person....
is not complaining....
n i tot older generations haf better moral values thn e younger ones....
dat aside....i was reading e newpaper while waiting at Alexandra ytd....
there was dis article abt an Al-Qaeda member...
some American Muslim Convert......some paragraphs were abt wat makes him wanted to convert...
come on...who in e right mind would want to convert and then carry out terrorist attacks on the US?
nevermind e terrorist attacks......
in e 1st place....u would haf to kill me 1st to make me convert.....
im proud of my 5000yrs of history.........

get it???

I'd Rather

ended up at wala alone ytd....
wat to do....
one was sick...one din want e bf to kaopei....
n i din want to trouble the rest.....
yupp....
itz been awhile since i last went there alone....
nuttin much...
juz wanted to haf a couple of drinks.....
but ended up downing more thn i shd........
fortunately i only had my own ass to send back...
n not 4 or 5 other frens.......
quotin keet...
i shdnt put promising young lives at risk......
wahaha


Luther Vandross - I'd Rather

I thought sometime alone
was what we really needed
you said this time would hurt more than it helps
but I couldn't see that
I thought it was the end
of a beautiful story
and so I left the one I loved at home to be alone...alone
and I tried to find
out if this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoo-oo-oo-oo yeah And then I met someone
and thought she could replace you
we got a long just fine
we wasted time because she was not you
we had a lot of fun
though we knew we were faking
love was not impressed with our connection they were all lies, all lies
so I'm here cause I found this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
who holds my heart I can't blame you if you turn away from me, like I've done you,
I can only prove the things I say with time,
please be mine, I'd rather have bad times with...please be mine...you,
than good times with someone else..I know
I'd rather be beside you in a storm...anytime,
than safe and warm by myself...so sure baby
I'd rather have hard times to gether,
than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart...my heart
I'd rather have bad times with you...surely,
than good times with someone else...surely
I'd rather be beside you in a storm...oh yeah,
than safe and warm by myself...all by myself
I'd rather have hard times together,
than to have it easy apart...you know it
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoooo.....who holds my heart

EveryOne Has Their Needs

yeah...every1.......
including a super-hero dog.....

more post later......

How did it happen..........

i tink i haf ........
i dunno y.....
i dunno how......
i was hopin im wrong.....
but it has really happened......
again......

How Did I Fall In Love With You?

Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you?

EPL is back!!

EPL is back....
n itz still free!!!!

No 1 shall gif away e old...inferior n hiamed one's beer.....

first of all...dun ask me y im here at 4.25am....
itz now officially e 2nd consecutive day that i cant sleep.....
e 1st being ytd where i got pissed.....
n stormed off....
sorry grace...sorry ling..drey and keet....
din noe wat e fuck happened to me ytd.......
mayb i still haven got over issue no 1...
mayb i haven got over issue no 2....
or mayb itz juz e culmulative effect of both.....
which i tot i had gotten over after wed's mambo where i got dead drunk....
apparently not ......

issue no 1 was regarding e ndp tics.....
it all started when idiotic me left e com on for my idiotic sister to use....
yeah itz in e gene...idiotic-ness...
anywae..it paved e way for my ex gf to ask my sis, thru msn, if my mum had xtra ndp to spare...
YES!! I DID NOT TYPE WRONGLY!!
MY EX GF!!
WAT THE FUCK??!!
come on...if u wan tics....
i will gladly gif it to u...if...
1. my mum has xtra tics
2. im not goin..
3. my frens dun wan it
4 YOU ASK ME AND NOT MY SISTER!!
and of coz...me being me...i smsed her n told her off (my ex)
n guess wat she told me???
"Hey..watz ur problem....itz juz ndp tics...u tink i liked ndp alot?? itz juz dat itz e last ndp at national stadium......."
Hellooooooo?!!! DO i look like i care itz at padang or stadium or below my block??!!!
first she approached my sis behind my back ...n now turn around n gave me an extra bite!!!
u noe wat dat feels like?!!!
it feels like being fucked in e butt n then e fucker shouts rape....
???!!!!!
n my mum...like wat i told ling...
i suspect shes not my mum after all....
happily gladly gave her 2 tics....
!@#$%^&*(@)
e fucker who shouted rape now has sued me n won e case.....
hey mum...if u r seeing dis..which i doubt....
i dun owe her anithing...
u dun too....
u can juz gif me e 2 tics n i can sell it on ebay....
sell $1 i oso song.....
n mum u sure im ur son???
or did u carry e wrong baby 23 yrs ago?
arghhh...e more i tink abt it...e more angst i m..

issue no2....
i offered to wait for some1 to share cab n go to zouk...bud dat some1 actually hiamed!!!
wah eh....who do u tink u r?????
to tink i actually told grace b4 that i would gladly b dat some1's personal chauffer n send her home everynite from her workplace......
now im choking on my own words.....
and my dear frens still add salt to e wound by givin away my Long Island Tea to some1's frens.....
for e record...even if u guys refused to touch Long Island....
im more thn willing to down it...
even if dat means i will end up puking at Zouk....or me needing a new liver n all...
itz all my house problems...
n if datz alot of trouble coz u guys muz send me home...
itz ok..can leave me there to rot.....i can go home myself once i haf puked enuff...
thou shall nvr take alcohol away from me

oh yah...n to those who r...

a)facing work related problems/stress....
itz not a dark dark world at all....
itz juz dat u r wearing shades....
try takin them off...
n b a little more optimistic...
coz u still got ppl around u who cares abt u...
surely dey wun wan to see u so depressed n all n complaining every single second..

b)facing relationship issues....
not all relationships are fairy tales....
relationships are abt giving n taking ...compromising....
if u find dat u r givin in abit too much or taking a tad to little...
he/shes not e 1 for u.....
there are ppl around u who r more thn willing to fill up e void....
juz look around...open ur eyes bigger.....

c)facing insomnia...like me....
blog....listen to michael bubbles's bubbles....
confirm will tired n sleepy...

d)facing other problems...
u shdnt b here....
my blog doesnt teach ppl to solve problems...

juz some pics....

at ktv....

yc singing..


pyscho at arcade....


lucky sun-tanning...


murcielago n me in bangkok....

Top 10 words/phrases

below is a list of words/phrases e 4 of us used during e recent bangkok trip......

10. Tom Yum Soup
dis 3 words barely made it to e list....
used almost before everymeal...during meals and sometimes after meals....

9. 我要肯得鸡!!! ( i wan ken- tuck- ky!!)
dis phrase was actually made famous by some taiwanese commercial
bud actually during e trip... itz only said by me........
bud e number of times i said it is uncountable.....
tink grace n e rest were almost kindda irritated by me......

8.　随缘 (sui yuan - leave it to fate)
　　made it to number 8 by our dearest keet........
ask whether he wanted to buy anithing.....
随缘 lor......
everything under e sun oso 随缘.......

7. moleste (some french word i tink)
it was written as "no moleste" on those tags which u hang outside ur door...
apparently "no molest" meant "make up my room" or "tidy up my room"...
after which...kj startin saein he wans the room to be "molested"........
whenever our room got untidy n messy...

6. BaPok
poor thai ppl.....
every ger that looks abit manly...
and every guy who looks abit gerly...
we will go "eh bapok bapok bapok....."
no..we cant gif them e benefit of e doubt.....

5.脚酸（erm....sour legs)
e distance we covered everyday...
tink we can walk from east to west of singapore n back at least 10 times.....
so much so dat me n grace were complaining 脚酸 every now n then...
tink e only person who nvr complain 脚酸 was keet....
he was running on solar energy i tink.........

4.buy more cheaper can????
dunno leh..but i seem to hear dis phrase alot of times...
from keet especially....our chief haggler......
tink grace got the hang of it...
she even asked me y i purchased my perfume so fast at DFS....
she tot buy more can cheaper too....at DFS.......

3.haha.....
(muz laff in such a way dat u wun offend others....傻笑.. u noe?? dunno?? ask grace)
everynow n then...grace will 傻笑...
coz shes too tired to entertain or reply us....
we used it to entertain cheesy taxi drivers who makes cheesy jokes too.......
well bopian...when u r tired n kinnda dun understand their language...
u can only go..hehe...haha...

2. special
was a close fight wif number 1.....
even e stall that sells birdnest...
has special.....
go figure......

1. 做黑的　( zuo hei de )
the undoubted numero uno......
every massage parlour....做黑的
ppl wearing black....做黑的
every dark alley...做黑的
get the idea?
basically anithing we see, touch, smell or even eat...we can link to it.....

Im back!!!

well yeah...
im back from bangkok.....
e place where smoke fills e air
uncles play crazy taxi....
tut tuts wif exhausts larger thn wrxs.....
and most imptly...
skool gers wearin kinky tight fittin "ssss" white uniforms!!!

kindda lazy to do a long post....
anywae dis was our nite activity in hotel....

nvr leave home without it.....

shall blog more when i rest my legs n lungs......
including "Top 10 most frequent used words/phrase".....

Cant Stand it

im coughin as im typin dis entry.........
y???
all e smoke is chokin me!!!
smoke from e burning of "money" for "my good brothers from down under"
all dis burning muz haf raised our air pollution index by a few million notches...
our good neighbours from malaysia muz b tinking we haf rainforest fires....
look..
even the ashes made their way up to my room!!!

come on.....i stay 8th floor!!!
not basement 1....!!!!
e best part is...
my "brothers" are here to stay for 2mths!!!!
how to lun e smoke!!!

on a happier note......

bangkok...here i come.....!!!

Muz Confirm Again.......

she scared e daylights out of me when she said cancellation has been sent to me...
erm..ok...
i was hopin it was a she...
who noes..might b a he or 1/2 he 1/2 she...
i dunno....

BBQ AAR

well yeah...organized a bbq session at yc place ytd....
thx to yc n parents for bookin e pit and mph..though it was hardly utilized....
big thx too to those who bothered to come down...
Ron...Ziping...Julia...Grace...Ling..Drey..Yunting..Keet..Kj...
of coz..not forgetin Yc n "meimei"
haha..
hope i din missed out any1.....

food?? the usual stuff.....

seriously im fine wif organizing n stuff...
though was abit tiring..
luckily had yc helping me preparing e food on fri....
n whoever bothered to come early to help me carry e charcoal..drinks...food...thx again
itz ok if u ppl dun do e marinating...fire starting...cooking...
fine wif me..really..
im more thn happy that u guys could juz lend me ur mouths to help finish up e food...
datz all i asked for....
but then...ppl..pls...
nxt time dun stand around n look busy...
n leave e cleaning up to other ppl's parents...
datz e last straw....
to those who din realize...
ought to face e wall n tink abt it.....

ok..gotta take a rest...was burnt by e scorchin sun during ytd soccer session...