toad = ????

seen this little mushroom b4????
of super mario fame........

grace saes it reminds her of......
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yeah...bayis....
my grace is funny.......
wahaha


disclaimer: hope i dun offend any1...
im not racist...
racial harmony!

I CAN READ!!

dunno true anot.. onli 56% can read??


fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 56 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit
a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

Wet Wet Wednesday

says it all...doesn't it......
and the wetter it is...
the better is it for me to go office late.......
hehe...
anywae i juz sat down at my desk.....
not before having my breakie at the cafeteria......
watz for breakfast?
2 hard-boiled eggs and a kopi o...
see!!!!
uncle rite........
i is hardcore.......

anywae din really had a good conversation wif grace ytd.....
probably coz she was having pms........
guess i haf to be more tolerant i supposed....
shall pacify her later.....
sorry dear...

quoting wikipedia.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premenstrual_syndrome#Symptoms

some common symptons are....
1. Weight gain from premenstrual water retention (she only complains more abt her weight during dis period...dun tink she actually gained weight)
2. Abdominal bloating (yup..according to her)
3. Breast tenderness (i dunno!)
4. Stress or anxiety (dun tnik so...)
5. Depression (i doubt....)
6. Crying spells (nope...unless she din tell me...)
7. Mood swings, irritability or anger (yesh!!)
8. Appetite changes and food cravings (slightly....)
9. Trouble falling asleep (insomnia) (Yesh!!)
10. Joint or muscle pain (unlikely...)
11. Headache (not yet....)
12. Fatigue (medical) (simi si medical fatigue? tired of medicine???)
13. Acne (dun haf leh...)
14. Swelling of Breasts (erm.....)
15. Trouble concentrating (in work?? mayb....)
16. Social withdrawal (dun tink so....)
17. Body temperature increase (i dun carry a termometer wif me....)
18. Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye (eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems (sounds serious...i doubt she has...)

ok...tink itz still not so bad for grace.....
like i said...tink i shd b more tolerant....
coz diff gers handle pms differently.....
n itz certainly very different from my previous gf.....

oops...9.20...time to start work.....

Distorted images from wala.......

a little distorted...
but i dun care!!
haha

Wala Rocks!!!

self explanatory.....



was there ytd nite wif my SIM pals....
brian...kahmun...Bernard...and most importantly VINCENT!!!!!
VINCENT CANNON VINCENTE KOH @ HE WHO ALWAYS LIES AND STILL SAY HE NVR LIES!!!
wahaha...i guess everything rocks when u haf the right company...the right band....
n of coz booze!!
had the usual fare...calamari...wings....
one word...SPECTACULAR!..
hehe...

band was fantastic..as usual...
the guitarist rocks lar!!!
simply love him...though he sounds a little sissy.....
the female lead was cool....
really din expect her to pull off songs like Muse's Time is running out......

anywayz...highlight of the day was Vincent actually went wif us!!!
how cool is that!!!
for those who dun noe...
Vincent seldom go out wif us....
not to mention goin to a place like wala.....
like wat i call it....
it was his Virgin trip to wala....wahahaha
too bad we had to leave early..coz most of us had to work the following day....
dun worry vincent!!
we will b back at wala soon before u know it....
wahaha..
the date's set....
28th Sept...2007....
woohoo...

shall posts my fav pic once i get the pictures from bern...
bern sweared he wun blog abt it or post pic of vincent from ytd wala outing...
well...i din swear leh....
wahaha.....

ok back to my kopi n work...

grace is sick....hope she recovers soon..will visit her after work....

Midweek blues...

havin midweek blues...
less words...no pics..
straight to point..
feel like goin home now..
though is only 840am n im still sipping kopi...
will today end faster...?

lookin forward to timsum on sunday wif the gang.....

Uncle-fied.....

i seriously tink im becomin an ah chek...............
usual routine now is kopi-0 in the morning........
probably you-tiaos goin along wif it........
after sipping my last drop of kopi.......
i go make choc cake.........
before settling at my table to finally start work.......

to make matters worst....nowadays whenever the gang meets for dinner.....
there would be heineken..........
only peanuts is out of the circle for now......

ok...
mayb uncles dun blog........

on a totally different note altogether......
NDP 07 was boring.....
well at least me n grace felt so....after gracing the event at marina....
hosts were boring...
choir wasnt singing....
Parade contingent was at least 50% smaller.....
"Lau Lee" still looked the same....
girl guides looked like they were holding umbrellas in the parade....
performance was boring.....i almost fell asleep...
wished i could change tv channels.....
well...at least it ended on a good note...
fireworks gotta be one of the best i ever seened....
well..mayb coz i was watching it wif my loved 1......

ok...gotta start work......

Harlo Banana Boat........

i might not haf the tone-est body around....
i might not haf the cutest face around.....
but i tink i haf the potential to be a beach boy.......
so how ?? Banana boat.......
care to endorse me?????
wahahahaha

Wheres Keet???!!!

gotta admit....
hes only been gone for a few days....
but im missing keet already....
hahaha...
if not for the Perhentian getaway.....I would haf surely gone to send him off at the airport..........



3 months might not be a long time........
but still very long lar...!!!
no1 to eat sambal sotongs wif.......
no1 to shop wif.......
no1 to listen to my nonsense......
and most importantly.......
i lost some1 who is ever ready for supper!!!!!



known him for almost a decade..........
might haf our differences at times......
might be buay song wif him once in awhile......
mayb also made him dulan wif some of my actions.......
but 朋友是没有隔夜仇............
hes still one of my bestest pal since our bukit panjang days.........



be it prawning....shopping....supper-ing......"pig feeding".......
been there done it.....
he has alwayz been our spiritual leader....
Keet!!
faster come back from Lithuania leh....
the bp gang misses the heartland kid leh.....
blog more often ah...
update us of ur progress in far away Lithuania...half a globe away..........
we are all counting down to the day u come back.....
3 months later we will sure welcome u back wif a big banner!!!
courtesy of drey of coz........
wahahaha

stop all these...please......

dunno abt you guys.....
but i cant accept the fact that human beings are starting to cross bread animals....
u know.....
tiger + lion = liger....
horse + zebra = zorse.....
etc......
itz like goin against mother nature.........

look at one year old Eclyse!!!
the offspring of a stallion who decided to hap wif a zebra one day.....
i would probably kill myself if im him......
neither here nor there.......
itz like im a handsome white horse but some idiot decides to draw stripes on me....
and only did a half fuck job....
like wat yc sayz.....
i would probably "bite tongue and suicide"
cute i might be.......
but watz the point if im ostracized by both horses and zebras......

kk..no more nonsense from me....
time to sleep....
gotta temp at Kallang PA tml
but most imptly.....
PERHENTIAN SOON!!!!

Nobody uses IE??? or nobody reads my blog???

Vincent told me my blog had entries overlapping each other........
he uses IE...........
apparently the problem doesnt appear when using other web browsers like firefox.......
i guess nobody uses IE....
or juz that nobody reads my blog....thats y nobody bothers to tell me if they encountered the same problem...........
sad.....

anywae i found the root of the problem.........
was the previous few entries that i did on Blogthings that were causing my blog to look screwed up..........

haf since removed them.....
any1 still haf problems readin my entries????????

NZ fotos....part 2.........

double rainbows...if u see carefully.....
rainbows were free in NZ....everywhere we go...there were rainbows.....
this was taken at one of the scenes for Lord of the Rings....




more and more beaches.......



the suburbs of NZ.......


Rotorohua.....the town where everything seems to be steaming......



itz not mist....itz really steam.....


waterfall......



last but not least....cheeky chimpanzees......

belated NZ fotos.....Part 1..........

tink i owe some ppl fotos of my not so recent NZ trip.....
nonetheless...here are some of them......

some firsts.....
first sheeps we saw.....



first cows......



first dead town.......


first breath-taking scenery.....



first beach that we dropped by.........



3 brave men wearing only shorts in freezing temperatures......

check out the number of shirts/jackets/sweaters we were wearing........


this is one of my favourite fotos.......
tink it was taken on a place called Shakespeare's Cliff.....
keet n kj...correct me if im wrong.......


ok time to sleep....mayb more fotos later...........

Pictionary Time!!!!

went Settlers@Holland V wif the gang......
yc drew this when we were playing Pictionary........
guess the word....
clue: the 4 pictures make 1 word.....



the word is actually "multimedia"........
go figure......
gotta gif credit to the man........
haha...i laffed my ass off all thanks to him..............

You've Been Tagged!

TAGGED BY LING!!

I dun normally do such stuff....
but here goes....

These are the rules: Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1. I love touching my hair. Period. I dun even know why myself too. The ones on the head!!! Not those at places where the sun dun shine!!! U dirty minded people......

2. Tink most my frens know abt this....i classify ppl who has darker skin than me under one category...be it the Maori tribes...the African blacks...I believe they are all related..just a matter of whos a subset of who......

3. I hate extremely safe drivers!! Vincent... u belong here.....hahaha.....hate him for being so safety n thn i still gotta admit hes 1 of my bestest pals in SIM.... I get freakingly agitated/frustrated/du lan whenever some1 drives at 50km/h when the limit is 90km/h. I oso hate it when drivers under release their clutches n as a result has to jam their accelerators in order to make the cars move......people dun do that!!! u will overwork the car's engine!!!

4. I get extremely vulgar whenever im in Army. I swear every sentence that comes out of my mouth contains 50% vulgarities....Ximing and Gary will attest to that....mayb itz not weird lar....i guess most guys do that whenever they are surrounded by only trees and more guys....no?

5. I love eating eggs..chicken eggs to be specific...i used to settle for plain rice and only a fried egg for meals when i was small......and i can haf eggs for every meals...hard boiled for breakfast...omelette for lunch...sunny side up for dinner.....guess i shd go haf my cholesterol level measured.......before i die of any cholesterol related illnesses.......

6. I hate people packing my stuff...simply bcoz i cant find the things i wan after some1 packs them for me.....i rather they are left all over the place n looks messy....at least i can remember where was the last place i put any stuff.....but my mum just loves packing my stuff....

ok..in order not to make other ppl to go through wat i haf gone through i.e. hair pulling times in order to come out wif 6 weird stuff....i shall tag.....

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I
4. Shi Chang
5. 3SG Koh..which is me of course.....
6. last but not least..Chang..which is me still.....

on a side note...
clubbing...chilling...any1????

born to be cheated?

i tink im borned to be cheated?
y?? juz read on.....

first..it happened while i was holidaying in NZ....
this frail looking old lady...comes up to me.....saying she was robbed.....
needing a few bucks to take a cab back.....
since it was quite late at nite already...
without hesitation..i took out 20 NZD n gave to the old lady.....
the nxt thing i know....she was approaching other tourists around the area.....
using the same technique i guess.....

it happened again ytd.......
was going to fetch grace when dis AT walked up to me.....
after putting a string of sentences in his AT accent.....
i reckoned that he was short of cash to stay in a motel.....
as he couldnt locate his singapore-based fren.......
at that moment in time...i told myself...99% he was lying....
but still....the hands refused to listen to the brain n i gave that "poor" man 20bucks.....

call me stupid, naive, kum gong, watever.
i alwayz believe one shd help others whenever they are in need...be it strangers or relatives....
as long itz within my power.......
but hopefully those two that i mentioned are just some black sheeps among the white sheeps....
im sure there are ppl out there who really need help....
hope those would be the last cheats that i would encounter.....

that aside...for those who din realize...i havent been bloggin for the past month...
been away in NZ for 2 weeks...and also went for my in-camp training for the past week....
1 more week to go...before i can really start looking for a job.......
ok...shall end here....booking in later......
shall go pack up n get some stuffs for my "3day2nite" tour of singapore jungles starting tml.......
will blog abt NZ afterwhich....

just some numbers........

1 chio celeb.......
2 more days to killer paper....
3 more days to last paper!!
3 more days to Jouk!!!
4 more days to visit ah ma!!!!!
5 more days to JB!!
6 more days to meeting her!!!!
7 more days to NZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Windows Phobia............

this trait is normally found on Singaporeans.........
Windowscizophonic....
fear of windows....
but only happens on buses........
Singaporeans will lose such syndrome when they are on planes........

they will not move inwards even though the bus is damn crowded....
when other passangers want the empty seat.....they will simply shift their legs sideways n let the passengers move in....coz the simple act of them moving their butts towards the window is enough to make them lose their soul.....

Cure: None
Public are advised to stay 10feet away from these people as the disease is contagious......
Until a vaccine is found...people who are affected please give urself 2 slaps on each cheek...and quarantine urself in your own room in order not to deprive others of a seat on the bus...

做人难，做好人更难

wat will u guys do if a cousin...
whom u grew up wif....whom u r very close wif.....
approaches u for money??? (1.2K)

my cousin called me today...wanting to borrow 1.2k from me....
to buy a bike....assuring me that he would return me the money by the comin fri....
of coz...me being me....i told him ok.....come meet me n i will pass him the money.......
before u guys wack me again.....juz like wat my uncle n mum did......
let me tell u my stand.......

i noe itz wrong to lend him the money.....
but knowing my cousin.......if i dun lend him....he would still borrow from his frens.......
which i disapproves......
i rather he takes from me....n not his 猪朋狗友....
of coz...i was planning to tell his dad after lending him the money.......

nxt thing i knew.....i got scolded by my mum n uncle for lending him the money.........
n the best part is.....my cousin also scolded me for tellin his dad abt it..............

wat m i supposed to do?????
kaoz.....
wat will u guys do if in my shoes....................

28 Weeks Later to | T H E C L I N I C |

seriously i dun feel like im having exams.....
dis is my 2nd movies in as many weeks....during this exam period.....

28 weeks later......
basically a sequel from 28days later....
set in Britain.....
this film is filled with suspense/gore/blood (lots of it actually).....
n if im not wrong...this is the 1st movie that i haf watched that a nice guy actually died.....
Sgt. Doyle (played by Jeremy Renner)was burnt to death while trying to save a doc...n 2 kids who were believed to haf immunity to the zombie-causing virus.....

moral of the story....dun be a hero.....
not every1 is spiderman who has green goblin to die for u.....
the show ended with a scene at the eiffel tower.....
where hordes of zombies were running towards.....
i guess it sets the stage for another sequel.....considering france is linked to a large part of the world....the zombies can run from france all the way to singapore....and the sequel mayb called...erm....28years later? or 28months later...

anyway....haf u guys ever encountered a scenario whereby u went for movies with this group of frens....and discovering that the seats u booked were actually nxt to another group of frens?
not that i met another group of frens....it juz dat the tickets i booked....where actually nxt to grace's sis.......who was pissed becoz i called her rubi the day before(read: her maid's name)
yc could hear "WHO IS SHICHANG!!" from his seat...which was like 5 seats away....so i guess "rubi" was either really angry....or that the cinema was really quiet....
buy 4d oso dun haf so zhun rite.....

after dinner...we proceeded to | T H E C L I N I C |






these shot syringes are damn ex i tell u.....
50 bucks for 6 syringes......with only 30ml of alcohol in them.....n they taste like cough syrup.......






n i guessed..... by injecting them into my blood stream directly is a faster way to get high.....without enduring the disgusting cough syrup taste.................







datz me n yc.....
for more pigs....i mean pics of the rest of the gang.......go to yc's blog....