Yearbookme, Yearbookyourself...

SQUARE ROOOOOMMMM!!!











hahaha, I personally like the last 1 alot. swinging 60s yeah baaabby yeaaah....!

Damn..........

I seriously need new more friends.

There is definitely an issue here when I CAN'T even find 1 more person to play mahjong.

There is also cause for alarm when I also CAN'T find people to go out for supper.

Friend in need is a friend indeed.

Yes, indeed my arse.

I Ish Lau Tak Wah, Andy

and ish good friend with Lee Siu Long.



more pics from hongkong when I'm feeling better.....

Low Rise Classic Briefs, Banana Not Included.

ok, looks like I'm not the only rude 1 around.
Puma is quite rude too.....

the front........



the back..........


BANANA!
Now I know what guys do achieve a bulge..........

Food, Glorious Food

I'm not really a big fan of donuts.....

but somehow it manages to fit the bill everynight....
something not too filling, but still won't let me go hungry through the night
and the best part is...... no cooking involved, and theres no need to wash dishes.



3 more days to Lunar.......
6 more days to Reservist....
12 more days to HongKong.....



20 more days back to work...
Shit

Yes, this seat is "Choped"

i tell you, this is one of the "must-have" for the raffles-place-slaves......
not that normal tissue packets won't do the trick......
but with this around, every other tissue packet bites the dust...




what better way to "chope" a seat during lunch then to tell others that this seat is taken....wahaha

do you dare mess with MY seat?!?!



ok...shall stop here.
my butt, ankles, knees, palms are all aching
why? coz this old dog tried to learn new tricks
yes, Im learning roller-blading at the ripe old age of 25.
laugh all you want, but im gonna ace it.
just watch this space.

You know you are a girl when….

Punctual is spelt as “impossible”
You eat one mouthful of rice per meal (if you actually take meals at all)
You eat desserts/tidbits when you are hungry instead of real food.
Your “aunts” visits you every month
You get the rights to be angry every now and then for god knows what reasons
You don’t know streetdirectory.com exists or what a street directory is
Heysel Stadium disaster, Munich Disaster rings no bells
You receive flowers instead of sending them on Valentine’s Day.

You know you are a guy when….
The above don’t apply to you.

You know you are old when.....(Part 2)

You order Carlseberg/Heineken/whatever that looks like beer at kopi tiams.....





ok....whatever......itz the year of the RAT!!!

HUAT AH !!!!!! HUAT AH !!!!!! HUAT AH !!!!!!

I swear my fingers were tangled up

71 words

free Touch typing

there are 250000 more people faster than me??!!
how many fingers do they have?
26?

You know you are old when.....

1. You say 1 bottle of Chivas, instead of 1 jug of chivas green tea to that cute waitress.
2. You can no longer go for mambo on Wednesday.
3. You attend wedding dinners and the bride/groom is your ex classmate instead of your parent's classmate.
4. Your muscles ache like hell after a 2km run and not 20km.
5. You receive the following sms. "btw...Queensways flats are out for balloting already"
6. After 5 hard days at work, you just want to nua during the weekends.
7. Your fav topics over supper is about your sec school life and jc life.
8. You cant even find time to meet up with friends.
9. Topics like recession, Suharto, GIC interests you.
10. Aunties asking their 3 yr old kids to call you uncle/auntie.

I'm damn old, how about you guys?

I'm gay

am I gay...or am I very gay?


hahaha....
I think im DAMN gay.
period.

I dig...TOTALLY

minced pork flavoured instant noodles.



Whoever is going Bangkok, get this for me!
As much as possible.
This pack of 10, is courtesy of Ling.
Thanks!

It came with a calender too...


this is what i called committed.

bored.....

what do you do when you are bored????

i drink............



and entertain myself with brainless-nonsensical videos.......


is it the alcohol?
i think itz quite funny......

shall not shoot any1.....
guess only ling knows abt it......
ok
back to my baileys......

MRT Congestion (28/11/07)

SINGAPORE: In a bid to fight congestions on the mass rapid transport (MRT), up and coming opposition politician Mr. Koh XYZ has already proposed radical changes to the current transport system and submitted to the parliament. According to reliable sources, some of the changes include:

1. The creation of time slots to faciliate different groups of people.
Schedules are as follows (Subject to changes):
Students only- 6.00am to 7.30am, 3.00pm to 4.30pm
(Come on, you will be late for school if u take the train later than that! And yes, Students should not stay in school beyond 4.30pm)

Working adults ONLY(i.e. Raffles place slaves) - 7.30am to 9am, 5pm to 8pm.

Aunties, Uncles and other groups of people not mentioned - please use the available timeslots NOT mentioned. Yes, students and working adults are allowed to use these un-mentioned time slots too.
** ABNNs, ATs or others that look like them, please refer to change no.4 below




2. Baby prams i.e. the Mercedes, the MaClarens would be barred from entering trains.
Come on, use your brain. Your Mercedes so big, take up alot of space leh. Please be more considerate. If you die die must bring your mercedes out, please use other modes of transport. Thank you very much.

3. Passengers are only allowed to sit, if and only if their destinations are more than 5 stations away. (Aunties/Uncles are you reading this?) Passengers caught not following this regulation, other passengers would be allowed to smack them on their heads.

4. ABNNs, ATs and passengers that smell like salted fish or rotten eggs would be barred from taking the MRT. Singapore is a clean and green country, and that includes fresh and fragrant smelling.

5. No eccentric behaviour while on trains. Examples of eccentric behaviours include:
Treating your handphone as a radio, blasting them on trains.
Taking off shoes to air your feet.
Talking so loudly on the phone that you disturb other passengers taking a wink.
Occupying more than 1 seat. (Your butt got so big or not???)
Eccentricity would be judged on a case by case basis.

6. Strictly NO food on trains (henceforth there would be no more ba zhang or roti prata eating scenarios anymore.) Da Bao also cannot!

Prosecutors would be charged (with 9000kilowatts). Survivors would be prosecuted again.


For more news update, stayed tuned to News Tonight.





ok...I'm dreaming..........

Monkey God went crazy......

p.s. click on the pictures if u cant read the words



















pictures courtesy of youngjedi.typepad.com

7 Thousand Words....

a picture says a thousand words.....
for those who couldn't make it....
here are 7000 words for you....

Good things comes in pairs....

or so they say.....
this is my 2nd post of the day....
and i mean in less than 1hour.....

The Executive Assistant..lets call her Mdm H....
came over to my desk moments ago.....

Mdm H: Kevin, let me know of your last day at PA once u know when u are leaving....
Me: (To myself) hmm....my last day was 23rd Sept..and im still here 1.5mths later...
Me: er..ok....(wondering why......)
Mdm H: i will give a lunch treat on that day....
Me: hhaha ....ok...sure....

it's either shes happy i would be leaving....(which means i have been screwing up her work)
or I have been a great help to her......

and im sure im the latter.....
every1 will be a great help as long theres someone by the name of Clara at the bottom of the pit and screwing everything up........


back to work....

My Unsung Hero..............

how often do we see celebs thanking the whole world when they receive their awards???
parents...company...manager...bla bla bla....


if i were to win an award in the future.....
i would definitely thank this person....
or rather this thing.....
which accompanied me through thick and thin....
and also thank the person who invented it....
this thing is non other than....

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toiletbowls!!!!!

come on guys...admit it....
how often did u all have the runs....
and yet could'nt find a suitable toiletbowl to do some transactions...
the stuff is already "at the customs" and u wished u were at home...
so that u can conveniently run to your trusted kitchen toilet...
which is washed/maintained by ur maid/mum almost everyday??

imagine the torture u have to go through when ur tummy hurts like hell....
and there is no single CLEAN toiletbowl around....
i always have weak knees if i had to do my business squatting now.....
thank god for the creation of toiletbowls.......

but then again....
im sure i will appear on the frontpage of every newspaper possible....
if i were to thank the creation of toiletbowls.....
Headline:
" Weirdo thanks Toiletbowl on national TV!! "



to my closest colleague at PA...
Happy Deepavali Vic......

TMGC

the hottest thing in town...
juz check out ling and her bra's blog......

and i got 2!!!!


no lar...juz taking care of grace's momo while shes away in krabi......
ok...goin for supper wif ling n yc....
tata

toad = ????

seen this little mushroom b4????
of super mario fame........

grace saes it reminds her of......
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yeah...bayis....
my grace is funny.......
wahaha


disclaimer: hope i dun offend any1...
im not racist...
racial harmony!