I is "african perfume" magnet....

grace's mum has alot of terms for them...
african perfume was the 1st that i know of.....
the latest one is yande yande....or something that sounds like that....
bernard calls them xiao hei.......
me?
i dont even give them names....
just hope they wear bright colored clothings when they are out at night thats all....
i dont want to knock into them at night while im driving...not worth it....
go figure....

guess everyone by now knows how big of a R***** i m.....
but life is a joke.....
i alwayz get flanked by darker skinned ppl on the trains...buses...everything!
they seemed to be on a mission the get me to puke...faint...concus...watever...
they loved to sit beside me even though there are millions of empty seats on the public transport....
my latest encounter?
yesterday..on the way home from far east with grace...
i swear i still have the african perfume smell on me!
i almost puked yesterday lar.......

dont they ever smell themselves???!!

life is one hell of a irony though.....
my 3 closest colleague at work are a Indian n 2 Malays....
and i cant seem to get along well with the chineses at work....
how great....
who will believe im a big R*****.
haiz...racial tolerance i tell myself...
we should stop having racial harmony day....
change it to racial tolerance day perhaps....

quoting yc....my life is now officially a joke.


can i have barney instead of african perfume standing beside me all the time???
im sure barney dont smell......

i is suaku

my virgin trip to budget terminal!!
hmm..i drove....do i need the shuttle service????

come on...those who never been there before....raise up your hands....
don't hide behind ur monitor....

was there recently to pick grace up....
she went krabi.....
ling and mr stevie wonder...are u reading?? lets go there soon!
anyways....i should have expected how budget terminal looks like....
budget lor......





B O R I N G

ok..i is sick...going back to my bed.....never puke liao...but still feel sickly.....

The Special One

for those who haven't realised it...
my blog add actually means that...
no..not becoz im the special one...though i wished i was...
simply bcoz i loved the this man.....
(not that kind of love!!!! RESPECT k?)
Jose Mourinho....

currently unemployed...
and 25million pounds richer after getting some fried cuttle fish from "hes who's so rich that he bought a 800 seater airbus A350" Mr Roman Abramovich.......

football fanatics would surely know him....
some know him as mr arrogant....
but i tink he's just confident...and definitely funny....in footballing terms of coz....
hes not mr bean mind you.......
in fact i think he was one of the funniest and most vocal manager after Bill Shankly...who cares about everton....
(Bill Shankly once said..."There are only two teams in Liverpool -- Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.")

ok...lets put it straight...im a red devil....
not a blues....but still....i dun mind having him as Man Utd's manager...
once Sir Alex decides to retire...(itz about time fergie...)
if that doesnt happen...i just hope he remains in the EPL...manage England!!
knock knock...any1 listening?
Tottenham?

as a tribute to him...for gettin sacked unfairly...in my opinion....
below are some of his famous quotes....

Mourinho introduces himself after arriving from Porto in 2004
Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.

Mourinho on Chelsea's credentials:
We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager.

Mourinho on his low-key reaction after winning the Champions League:
Since I was linked with a departure from FC Porto I had to live with some pressures I was not used to. I had to change my life and the life of my wife and kids. At the end of the match I was more worried about them than being in celebrations.

Porto supporters know what I am and what I give and nobody can erase what I did at the club. And my players know what I am and that

Mourinho on his appointment as Chelsea manager:
If i wanted an easy job, I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, Me.

Mourinho, after a 0-0 draw with Tottenham:
As we say in Portugal, they brought the bus and left the bus in front of goal.

Mourinho, on press remarks that Roman Abramovich is interfering with the team affairs:
If he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt.

Mourinho defining pressure
Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. Working from dawn to dusk just to feed their young. There is no pressure in football.

Mourinho on bird flu and Man Utd:
I am more scared of bird flu than football. What is football compared to life? I have to buy some masks and stuff - mayb for my team as well.

Mourinho on Arsene Wenger (Arsenal manager):
I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people.
There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.
He's worried about us, he's always talking about us - it's Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.
I don't know if he wants my job - he loves Chelsea

TMGC

the hottest thing in town...
juz check out ling and her bra's blog......

and i got 2!!!!


no lar...juz taking care of grace's momo while shes away in krabi......
ok...goin for supper wif ling n yc....
tata

m i heng or suay???

was supposed to meet grace ytd at vivo ytd nite.....
and after discussion wif bernard.....
i decided (or rather he decided) that my route of advancement would be to take 985 from kallang.....alight at Boon Keng MRT to take the north east line to harbourfront....

sounds ez??
fine...tell that to some1 else who alwayz takes buses and not me...
how would i know which bus stop is near boon keng mrt??
grace will attest to dat....
im not a bus taker....period.

anywae..as expected...
i missed the bus stop that i was supposed to alight....
great...
and while i was still planning to alight at the next available bus stop....
i heard a bang/felt a huge jolt.
this honda fit reversed into my 985
guess wat...
the scene of accident was right outside boonkeng mrt!
woohoo!
heng or suay? hehe.. u guys decide

anywaez...before i alighted....the bus uncle was asking for witnesses.
coz the honda fit driver refuse to admit itz his mistake...
n insisted it was the bus captain who moved the bus forward n kissed his fit butt.
as usual...singaporeans...duwan to get into unnecessary shit.....
all of them just promptly alighted.
sorry uncle.
was in hurry.
couldnt be ur witness.
if u read blogs...tag me!
drop me an email.
watever!
i wan to be ur witness!

lucky cut hair!!!

i had a hair cut today!!!!!!

no more fringe covering my eyes!!!!!

can even see my butt clearly now!!


yay!

WALA!!!!

went Wala on teacher's day eve....(yes..again....)


kj...ling..yunting...gj......
yeah!! i is committed!! i jioed yunting along!!
ok..mayb not me...ling is committed......
shall be even more committed now since i already lost the title of "king joker"
to kj.....sad.....
grace "deliberately" left yc out of the 1st pic.....
sorry ya yc....hahaha...


joke of the nite (by kj)

guy 1 (to kj): i was wondering if this seat is taken......
kj: yesh..sorry....(hmm...i tink u can keep on wondering.....)

ok...doesnt sound funny here.....guess the novelty weared off....




once again..keet is missing from the fotos.........

wat would haf been if the heartland kid was around........

so when exactly are u coming back keet????

toad = ????

seen this little mushroom b4????
of super mario fame........

grace saes it reminds her of......
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yeah...bayis....
my grace is funny.......
wahaha


disclaimer: hope i dun offend any1...
im not racist...
racial harmony!

I CAN READ!!

dunno true anot.. onli 56% can read??


fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 56 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit
a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

Wet Wet Wednesday

says it all...doesn't it......
and the wetter it is...
the better is it for me to go office late.......
hehe...
anywae i juz sat down at my desk.....
not before having my breakie at the cafeteria......
watz for breakfast?
2 hard-boiled eggs and a kopi o...
see!!!!
uncle rite........
i is hardcore.......

anywae din really had a good conversation wif grace ytd.....
probably coz she was having pms........
guess i haf to be more tolerant i supposed....
shall pacify her later.....
sorry dear...

quoting wikipedia.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premenstrual_syndrome#Symptoms

some common symptons are....
1. Weight gain from premenstrual water retention (she only complains more abt her weight during dis period...dun tink she actually gained weight)
2. Abdominal bloating (yup..according to her)
3. Breast tenderness (i dunno!)
4. Stress or anxiety (dun tnik so...)
5. Depression (i doubt....)
6. Crying spells (nope...unless she din tell me...)
7. Mood swings, irritability or anger (yesh!!)
8. Appetite changes and food cravings (slightly....)
9. Trouble falling asleep (insomnia) (Yesh!!)
10. Joint or muscle pain (unlikely...)
11. Headache (not yet....)
12. Fatigue (medical) (simi si medical fatigue? tired of medicine???)
13. Acne (dun haf leh...)
14. Swelling of Breasts (erm.....)
15. Trouble concentrating (in work?? mayb....)
16. Social withdrawal (dun tink so....)
17. Body temperature increase (i dun carry a termometer wif me....)
18. Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye (eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems (sounds serious...i doubt she has...)

ok...tink itz still not so bad for grace.....
like i said...tink i shd b more tolerant....
coz diff gers handle pms differently.....
n itz certainly very different from my previous gf.....

oops...9.20...time to start work.....

Distorted images from wala.......

a little distorted...
but i dun care!!
haha

Wala Rocks!!!

self explanatory.....



was there ytd nite wif my SIM pals....
brian...kahmun...Bernard...and most importantly VINCENT!!!!!
VINCENT CANNON VINCENTE KOH @ HE WHO ALWAYS LIES AND STILL SAY HE NVR LIES!!!
wahaha...i guess everything rocks when u haf the right company...the right band....
n of coz booze!!
had the usual fare...calamari...wings....
one word...SPECTACULAR!..
hehe...

band was fantastic..as usual...
the guitarist rocks lar!!!
simply love him...though he sounds a little sissy.....
the female lead was cool....
really din expect her to pull off songs like Muse's Time is running out......

anywayz...highlight of the day was Vincent actually went wif us!!!
how cool is that!!!
for those who dun noe...
Vincent seldom go out wif us....
not to mention goin to a place like wala.....
like wat i call it....
it was his Virgin trip to wala....wahahaha
too bad we had to leave early..coz most of us had to work the following day....
dun worry vincent!!
we will b back at wala soon before u know it....
wahaha..
the date's set....
28th Sept...2007....
woohoo...

shall posts my fav pic once i get the pictures from bern...
bern sweared he wun blog abt it or post pic of vincent from ytd wala outing...
well...i din swear leh....
wahaha.....

ok back to my kopi n work...

grace is sick....hope she recovers soon..will visit her after work....

Midweek blues...

havin midweek blues...
less words...no pics..
straight to point..
feel like goin home now..
though is only 840am n im still sipping kopi...
will today end faster...?

lookin forward to timsum on sunday wif the gang.....

Uncle-fied.....

i seriously tink im becomin an ah chek...............
usual routine now is kopi-0 in the morning........
probably you-tiaos goin along wif it........
after sipping my last drop of kopi.......
i go make choc cake.........
before settling at my table to finally start work.......

to make matters worst....nowadays whenever the gang meets for dinner.....
there would be heineken..........
only peanuts is out of the circle for now......

ok...
mayb uncles dun blog........

on a totally different note altogether......
NDP 07 was boring.....
well at least me n grace felt so....after gracing the event at marina....
hosts were boring...
choir wasnt singing....
Parade contingent was at least 50% smaller.....
"Lau Lee" still looked the same....
girl guides looked like they were holding umbrellas in the parade....
performance was boring.....i almost fell asleep...
wished i could change tv channels.....
well...at least it ended on a good note...
fireworks gotta be one of the best i ever seened....
well..mayb coz i was watching it wif my loved 1......

ok...gotta start work......

Harlo Banana Boat........

i might not haf the tone-est body around....
i might not haf the cutest face around.....
but i tink i haf the potential to be a beach boy.......
so how ?? Banana boat.......
care to endorse me?????
wahahahaha

Wheres Keet???!!!

gotta admit....
hes only been gone for a few days....
but im missing keet already....
hahaha...
if not for the Perhentian getaway.....I would haf surely gone to send him off at the airport..........



3 months might not be a long time........
but still very long lar...!!!
no1 to eat sambal sotongs wif.......
no1 to shop wif.......
no1 to listen to my nonsense......
and most importantly.......
i lost some1 who is ever ready for supper!!!!!



known him for almost a decade..........
might haf our differences at times......
might be buay song wif him once in awhile......
mayb also made him dulan wif some of my actions.......
but 朋友是没有隔夜仇............
hes still one of my bestest pal since our bukit panjang days.........



be it prawning....shopping....supper-ing......"pig feeding".......
been there done it.....
he has alwayz been our spiritual leader....
Keet!!
faster come back from Lithuania leh....
the bp gang misses the heartland kid leh.....
blog more often ah...
update us of ur progress in far away Lithuania...half a globe away..........
we are all counting down to the day u come back.....
3 months later we will sure welcome u back wif a big banner!!!
courtesy of drey of coz........
wahahaha

stop all these...please......

dunno abt you guys.....
but i cant accept the fact that human beings are starting to cross bread animals....
u know.....
tiger + lion = liger....
horse + zebra = zorse.....
etc......
itz like goin against mother nature.........

look at one year old Eclyse!!!
the offspring of a stallion who decided to hap wif a zebra one day.....
i would probably kill myself if im him......
neither here nor there.......
itz like im a handsome white horse but some idiot decides to draw stripes on me....
and only did a half fuck job....
like wat yc sayz.....
i would probably "bite tongue and suicide"
cute i might be.......
but watz the point if im ostracized by both horses and zebras......

kk..no more nonsense from me....
time to sleep....
gotta temp at Kallang PA tml
but most imptly.....
PERHENTIAN SOON!!!!

Nobody uses IE??? or nobody reads my blog???

Vincent told me my blog had entries overlapping each other........
he uses IE...........
apparently the problem doesnt appear when using other web browsers like firefox.......
i guess nobody uses IE....
or juz that nobody reads my blog....thats y nobody bothers to tell me if they encountered the same problem...........
sad.....

anywae i found the root of the problem.........
was the previous few entries that i did on Blogthings that were causing my blog to look screwed up..........

haf since removed them.....
any1 still haf problems readin my entries????????

NZ fotos....part 2.........

double rainbows...if u see carefully.....
rainbows were free in NZ....everywhere we go...there were rainbows.....
this was taken at one of the scenes for Lord of the Rings....




more and more beaches.......



the suburbs of NZ.......


Rotorohua.....the town where everything seems to be steaming......



itz not mist....itz really steam.....


waterfall......



last but not least....cheeky chimpanzees......

belated NZ fotos.....Part 1..........

tink i owe some ppl fotos of my not so recent NZ trip.....
nonetheless...here are some of them......

some firsts.....
first sheeps we saw.....



first cows......



first dead town.......


first breath-taking scenery.....



first beach that we dropped by.........



3 brave men wearing only shorts in freezing temperatures......

check out the number of shirts/jackets/sweaters we were wearing........


this is one of my favourite fotos.......
tink it was taken on a place called Shakespeare's Cliff.....
keet n kj...correct me if im wrong.......


ok time to sleep....mayb more fotos later...........