You know you are a girl when….

Punctual is spelt as “impossible”
You eat one mouthful of rice per meal (if you actually take meals at all)
You eat desserts/tidbits when you are hungry instead of real food.
Your “aunts” visits you every month
You get the rights to be angry every now and then for god knows what reasons
You don’t know streetdirectory.com exists or what a street directory is
Heysel Stadium disaster, Munich Disaster rings no bells
You receive flowers instead of sending them on Valentine’s Day.

You know you are a guy when….
The above don’t apply to you.