Sunday, July 27, 2008

HongKong 2008

We wanted to be committed and all - photo whoring throughout the hongkong trip.
But I tell you, our enthusiam only lasted 2 shots...

On the plane....


HongKong Airport


Done. No More. Zilch.
I seriously think its too much of a trouble to stop every now and then photo whore-ing. I got better things to do: Look for lobangs. Look for food. Rest much and shop alot. Yes. Those who photo whore like nobody business, my kudos to you guys. I still can't fathom how you guys do it.

Photo whoring is definitely not in my blood. Looking for good food is. Haha
Food is my life.
And how can I not have tim sum in Hongkong......



And I'm pround to say, I single handedly brought our "Feed the Pigs" exercise over to HongKong. I ish one man eating machine. Grace was an excuse to order a 3-person portion meal. Note: I=2 person









Lesson Learnt:
1. Hongkong zi char dont really care about looks. Taste matters. Thats all thats important.

2. Tea is for you to wash your utensils. Do not drink, unless you are thirsty, or you see other people drinking.

And to those who are planning to go to, going to HongKong or IS already in HongKong, look out for this stall around temple street. They sell all sorts of porridge that will make you tear. SERIOUSLY.


The Giant Buddha was one of the few places of interest we visited.
Note: Few
Stop asking me why we didnt visit alot of places of interest.
Like I mentioned, our main mission was to look for lobangs and shop.

DisneyLand? Nah
and of course, Zoos, Birdparks are a no-no too.









Majestic I have to say, though the stairs up was a killer.
Not for the weak, definitely.

Ok, photo-whoring came back into my blood for like 5seconds while we were at Woman's Street.
I must say, I was beginning to feel contaminated.


The WHOLE world was taking picture with this ship/boat/whatever you like to call it.
The Singaporean in me had to take a picture of it too.
Don't ask me where's the appeal.
I have absolutely no freaking idea.


As you can tell, I was getting bored with the whole photo taking business.
So, I decided to rope in the Olympic mascots.
While Grace roped in a news reporter to help us with the picture taking.
In return, we were interviewed.
Yes, interviewed - " What do we think of the Olympic atmostphere in HongKong."
I almost said "Do I look like I care?"
Hope nobody saw the interview.
In case you guys are planning to go HongKong, please note that HongKong is hosting horse racing. Yes, Horse -who nobody bloody cares - Racing.




Yes, boredom had reached a new height.

Avenue of Stars.
Nothing Much.
Just some random statues.
Only 1 was famous.
My fav - Bruce Lee.


And just like any other trip, taking photo of the loot is just as important, if not the most important task of them all.





My most satisfying loot from HongKong?
Flu.



Next year I'm going Korea (or any other place further than that).
If a trainee teacher at NIE can do it, I'm sure I'm can too.
In the process, I will try to pay for a car too.
If only doing it is just as easy as saying.
Damn.

Damn..........

I seriously need new more friends.

There is definitely an issue here when I CAN'T even find 1 more person to play mahjong.

There is also cause for alarm when I also CAN'T find people to go out for supper.

Friend in need is a friend indeed.

Yes, indeed my arse.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

I Ish Lau Tak Wah, Andy





and ish good friend with Lee Siu Long.



more pics from hongkong when I'm feeling better.....

Monday, June 30, 2008

A man's gotta do what a man gotta do.



yes, back to serve the nation for 1 week.

bye guys.

Dont miss me.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

27 June Lunar Post Mortem

This was one of the largest turnout for any clubbing session.
In fact, I think it looks like we were attending someone's wedding dinner.
Minus the handsome groom, hot bride, sexy bride's maids, shark fins, duck, yam paste etc...


I seriously think its about time I earn some endorsement fees.
Remember BananaBoat?
No?
You have been missing out big time. Really Big Time.
But being the nice guy that I always have been, i digged out the post from one year ago....
BananaBoat

Yesh Mr Jack Daniels, I think I'm the perfect person. Come on, drop me a mail.

Met Royston at Lunar, not really close to him during my sec school days, but then again, with the help of Mr Jack Daniels, everybody is my friend.
And No way, I'm not going to share my screen time with Albert.


this time its yc turn, to be denied of screen time....


as the minutes ticked by, we seemed to be more fascinated by the name Mark Lee.




and I realised for alot of the pics, I'm always next to yt...
1.....


2....


3....


erm ok, this one is not included.

Drey, don't be jealous.
Next clubbing session, you will have the honour of me being beside you for all the pics. I make you silky smoooothh......



shit, can someone just knock me senseless?! so that I will stop saying that.
Damn Zohan.

Low Rise Classic Briefs, Banana Not Included.

ok, looks like I'm not the only rude 1 around.
Puma is quite rude too.....

the front........



the back..........


BANANA!
Now I know what guys do achieve a bulge..........

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I will survive.....

yes, survived another session at Lunar.
1 bottle of Jack Daniels, 1 Martell, 1 bottle of Red Wine and 3hours later, I seriously can't feel my livers.

will get the pics from my pals once they recover from their alcohol intoxication.....

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Food, Glorious Food

I'm not really a big fan of donuts.....

but somehow it manages to fit the bill everynight....
something not too filling, but still won't let me go hungry through the night
and the best part is...... no cooking involved, and theres no need to wash dishes.



3 more days to Lunar.......
6 more days to Reservist....
12 more days to HongKong.....



20 more days back to work...
Shit

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Don't Be Rude!

Yes, I'm damn rude.
I call pigs, Pigs.
I combine Mud with Diggers into one noun.
And I'm actually improving my cantonese rude vocab.....

but still, the best quote so far, still come from dearest KJ.......


"if you dare to give half ball, then I also dare to eat!"





on a side note, 2 more weeks to chalet reservist soon.

why didnt they extend the period of no physical training to like 3weeks?????
2 days is too short lar.
More poor recruits/OCTs might just con-ka-kiao anytime lar.
Especially with our oil-wrapped-heart style of living......

hope they bought Aviva......



ok...im rude.....

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Saving what?!

you guys saw the saving gaia commercial on tv/clip on the net?

Saving Gaia

seriously it make no sense.......
a kid mannequin bleeding and all, and being saw-ed finally.



how is it linked to saving the earth???!!

it looks more like a scene from Chucky's bride.

Saving Chucky's bride seems more apt.




wondering when am I going Lunar again.....


Wednesday, June 04, 2008

It's about time......



that i got myself a facebook account.......
those who know me, add me.
those who don't, add me too.
Yes, you!
Mas Selamat!
Add me! So I know where the hell are you and lay my hands on the reward.

its also about time I blogged more often......











ok...maybe starting from next month.....

Sunday, June 01, 2008

All rounder.

What a weekend i must say. But seriously, feel kinda bad that I didn't join my colleagues at velvet.
Lunar on friday night, mahjong on Saturday.
What can i say, we are really all-rounders.
Throw us any genre of music, we will definitely get it going.
Slowly, but surely. The trick? just drink more.
Too bad, yt and kj werent able to make it.
If not we could have move on to another level - 2 bottles of chivas!
Yes, 1 bottle is officially not enought for the 6 of us anymore

Mahjong was great as usual, finally broke my losing duck.

Ok, in a rush, shall leave you guys with No.3 Mummy.......

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Protocols, Rules and Regulations, Proper Channels

what do they have in common???


The ability to screw things up.

Of course I know, I experienced it first hand.
Tio bua-ed today by client for not following the proper protocol, channel, procedures to request for some documents.

Ok fine, I plead guilty to the following charges:
1. too "gan cheong" and wanting to get the proper documents asap
2. food i ate did not pass through the pharynx, oesophagus, stomach, stomach, big and small intestines and came out from the rectum immediately.

But hey! I did not even request for the document!
I merely asked, politely of course, in the email, if certain "procedures" existed.
if they existed, I may have to request for the proper documents.
Noticed the "May"?

Damn.

Even if I really requested for the document, must they get so uptight?
So must I email my senior, cc my manager, bcc my director, contact my secretary, wait for 3 working days, cc your security guard, inform the clerk, cc you, bcc your manager and CEO in order to get a few pieces of paper??!!

By the time the request gets ping-ponged back to me and when i finally get the things i want, the cows already come home, together with the sheeps and the sheepdogs.

Screw protocols, procedures and rules and regulations.
They are not my cup of tea. I prefer beer/alcohol.
And I guess this line isn't really my cup/tea too.

In the mean time, I shall warm my chair in office and wait for the cows to come home with the things I want.


Good luck to myself.
God/Buddha/Allah bless me.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Quote of the day.....

TK: "hey kevin, random pub A, onz?"
Me: "Onz!"

never materialize anyway....

now you know what gets me all hyped up........
haha.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Sports Day 2008

had a good badminton session with the gang on Saturday.
was a nice workout.
at the expense of my butt aching, arms aching, back aching.

conclusion: I'm old. But I think I still quite good at it, althouth its been like 10years since I last played badminton hahaha. We should do it often guys.

I'm itching for mahjong now, anyone?

and yes, before I forget; 30th May 2008, Fri @ Lunar.
Ling, kj, yc, keet, drey, better be there.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Please do not read on!

Click "back" Immediately if you:

are pregnant.
had a heart bypass surgery recently.
or have any known heart illness.
Are DAMN HUNGRY.
Are Malay.
Are Indian.
Any other race other than chinese.
ALL of the above.

What you are about to read/see is not for the faint hearted........


Date: May 1st 2008
Place:Mortons @ Oriental



ok, stop right here, if you don't have 200bucks to spare.
Press alt-F4 now if you don't see yourself spending 200bucks on food.
Proceed with caution.
I literally hear my stomach growling while I'm typing all these.....

First up.....
Morton's Jumbo Lump Crabcake.

Jumbo was an overstatement for this little fella.
It was small only.
But despite its size, (see, size doesn't really matter sometimes.....)
it was ~!@#$%^ nice.
I told Grace i almost tear-ed after I took my first bite.
It was simply out of this world.
It was ORGASMIC.
Price for orgasm: $35+++
I had trouble finishing the crabcake simply because with everybite, my knees go weak.
I couldnt bear to finish to whole thing.
If only orgasms last forever.
Yeah, if only.........

next up.......
Doublecut Mignon....

if the crabmeat was jumbo-sized-named.....
this was gargantuan.
Elephantine.
Whats bigger than elephantine?
Godzillatuantine??

Mr Mignon wasnt as orgasmic as Mr crabcake.
but it was still orgasmic.
You know, its like having sex with Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba.
Ok, I'm getting rude/crude, but u get the drift....
Price for another orgasm: $85+++

Ambience: Free
Total price for multiple Orgasms: 120+++ (not inclusive of martinis and baked potatoes)
the experience? Priceless.....
do i sound like some mastercard advert now....

Thanks Grace......

Steady now.....



ok, just one more to go in Moscow.
Thats not too much to ask for right? considering Chelski is managed by some1 who looks like a turtle.
Oh yeah, Grant you wanted a playoff to decide the champions?
sure, wait till u get level on points with us.

wonder how many times more will i get to see giggsy lift that trophy. Hes 34.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

YUM GONG!



RED ALERT!
My minced pork flavoured instant noodles finished!
Who going Bangkok!?!?!?!
Grab truckloads of it for me!!!

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Happy Labour Day/Birthday

for those who still dont know, yesh, May 1st every year is my birthday.


To those who actually remembered, thanks alot. It's actually u guys that make my life worth living for........



Ok, a tad too exaggerated.




Anyways, a big thanks to the gang for joining me in another "finish 1 bottle of chivas in 45mins" session @ButterFac (not exactly my kind of place, but no choice since everywhere was god-damed crowded). Ling, Keet, Kj, Yc, Grace of course. Records are meant to be broken, and I'm sure we will break the 45min barrier mark.


I swear, this is the 1st time i actually saw kj n yc so high. YC, I promise there would be more such sessions to come.



Thanks to those who actually lifted a couple of fingers to text me the well wishes; Ximing, Yixia, Gary, Kat, Joel my gay cousin and ber.




To those who didnt, no worries, my birthday comes every year and its not too late to start next year.




Caught IronMan over the weekends too. It was good, DAMN good.




Personally, I was looking forward to see Gwyneth Paltrow in this show. Its been awhile since I saw her on the big screens and after she got married to that Coldplay guy. Conclusion? Still as hot as ever this Paltrow lady.

Robert Downey Jr. Need I say more? Most people don't even know who is he.
To be honest, I don't too. But if theres one show that propels mere celebs to stardom, this is it.
IronMan is HIS show. IronMan is one of those shows that actually requires the main lead to carry the WHOLE show on his/her shoulders.
Like how Will Smith did in "I'm Legend". That was fantastic too by the way.
Right man for the right movie is the basis for success.
4 hums out of 5 hums for Iron Man. Thumbs up.

Go catch it guys.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Bring it on!

Yes! We are going to moscow!

Bring on Chelski!!!!!

ok, i get stoned to death, I have nothing against liverpool.
Just that I dislike Chelski more than Liverpool, and they beat us last Sat.
It might not be the case if Mourinho was still in charge, coz I have truck loads of respect for that man. But now, its a whole new ball game. Avram Grant? Who?
I think Fandi Ahmad or V Sundramoorthy is more famoust than that Avram Grant......
I rest my case.....

So BRING IT ON!
The Red Devils are gonna whip Chelski's puny arses!
Go Red Devils. Win it for Scholesy!